Meghan Trainor - Mother

[Devil]

Still a bop

 

[Devil]

And she wrote this which is

 

[Devil]

Omg I’m stanning Meghan Trainor

 

[VoR]

It’s not even her first toe-curlingly awful song about motherhood

 

[RJN]

Of course her mother is named Kelli

 

[Funky]

If there was ever a song that makes me NOT want to say "Mother!"

It shouldn’t take a song to make you want that

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

Oh I forgot this even existed after a brief moment of IRONIC MADNESS last week.
Can't even be bothered to listen tbh, should have just released it last week when the hype was FEVER PITCH!

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

ANY THOUGHTS?



i don't feel even Meghan HERSELF is fully committed to this mess

 

[POP!]

this didn't chart on the Spotify 200 (US, UK or global)

 

[GNL]

The charts really said

 

[POP!]

i guess "Made You Look" took some time to take off/go viral, but thought this would at least debut.

 

[OutSynk]

ANY THOUGHTS?



i don't feel even Meghan HERSELF is fully committed to this mess

Kris Jenner looks so good. Literally a mother.

 

[Dark Carnival]

ANY THOUGHTS?



i don't feel even Meghan HERSELF is fully committed to this mess

CRINGE

 

[Shoat]

Fucking diabolical

Amd OF COURSE Kris Jenner has been roped in. Why not go even harder on the cynical basic gay meme vibe?

 

[Mugatu]

My wig has been snatched and that's the tea, y'all. She's mother!

 

[VoR]

Debuts at #199 on UK Spotify.

 

[jivafox]

This is stuck on my head but i refuse to listen again.

 

[Devil]

Debuts at #199 on UK Spotify.

And up to #73 on Apple. Oh my

 

[VoR]

#50 in the midweeks too, so if the streams are growing it'll probably go top 40 on Friday.

 

[Suedehead]

The charts really said

What about the TikTok sharts tho?

 

[Suedehead]

I am your mother
You listen to me

 

[Pipo]

Disturbingly AWFUL

 

[Devil]

Goodness, she’s now at new peaks on both Spotify (#137) and Apple (#58) and up to #8 on iTunes. Is she really going to take this top 40?!

 

[Alla]

Hardly a surprise with all that HOT PROMO, Mother has been TT since last Saturday night.

 

[RJN]

I got this ad last night in tiktok. I guess she’s paying for promotion

 

[Lucille]

Sorry is it too much to ask we CLOSE THE THREAD?

 

[RJN]

Sorry is it too much to ask we CLOSE THE THREAD?

@Moderator Lucille is your mother, and you’ll listen to him

 

[Phoenix]

I’ve blocked this bitch, her husband, her brother and his boyfriend on tiktok and I still can’t escape their diabolical grab.

Please someone end my misery.

 

[Pipo]

There wasn't any need for Megan Trainor in the first place, let alone a full fledged comeback.

 

[Star]

Oh I love it I keep singing/shouting it to the kids

 

[RJN]

Oh I love it I keep singing/shouting it to the kids

The word “mother” has really lost all meaning to me I forgot about it’s real meaning

 

[POP!]

"The biggest gain ever"

 

[ButterTart]

I’ve just heard this for the first time. I honestly believe it’s the worst song I’ve ever heard. Staggered by the hatred I feel for this woman and her extended family right now.

 

[GNL]

Staggered by the hatred I feel for this woman and her extended family right now.

Well I've got some bad news for you. She is your mother.

 

[Shoat]

POP TOILET PLEASE

 

[Kala]

It’s all your fault. ALL OF YOU.

 

[ButterTart]

Well I've got some bad news for you. She is your mother.

Can children have their parents aborted or is it strictly a one-way deal?

 

[RJN]

Can children have their parents aborted or is it strictly a one-way deal?

That’s actually the republicans 2024 platform

 

[ZenGiraffe]

POP TOILET PLEASE

Consider it FLUSHED

 

[octophone]

Cheer yourselves up, ya miserable bastards. Honestly, anyone would think you were legally bound to listen to all the stuff with which you torture yourselves! It's a pop record, it's shit, live yr lives.