Melodifestivalen 2021: Grand Final

[ButterTart]

Oh he’s got it in the bag babes.

Ridiculous. Even in the recap Voices sounded swamped and unremarkable.

 

[Iguana]

Oh Mans, not a ballad.

Should've done the whole of Something In Your Eyes

 

[COB]

Isn't this basically the song Paul Rey did earlier?

 

[Alla]

Oh surely he KNEW? He was farted out first!

First place is a good one in MF!

 

[Lucille]

As if anyone would believe Måns drinks too much!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

OMG now the Bov is saying Charlotte is her fave

Hopefully he'll educate you properly now.

 

[Raining on Me]

I think Voices has really quite a STRONG chance of winning Eurovision, it's very UNIFYING!

And it would stand out a bit among the current entries. I'd be happy with it winning tonight (Eurovision less so). But I'm not THAT ARSED, either.

 

[GinAg (39)]

COME OVER LOVE!

 

[Beverley]

Hopefully he'll educate you properly now.

She wishes!

 

[GinAg (39)]

Doesn't Mans live in the UK? He should know better.

 

[Alla]

Jesus, imagine if Tusse actually fucking wins.

He definitely wins.

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

This Mans song is HORRIBLE! It sounds like he's having difficulties clearing out DOWNSTAIRS with these strained VOX!

 

[Alla]

Doesn't Mans live in the UK? He should know better.

Didn't he live in Barcelona, or I made it up?

 

[Penelope]

Oh look at me I'm Måns I'm a serious artist now

FUCK OFF and do HOPE & GLORY you PIG!

 

[Lucille]

Doesn't Mans live in the UK? He should know better.

Yes, famously in a BARRET HOUSE!

 

[win_the_game]

I think Voices has really quite a STRONG chance of winning Eurovision, it's very UNIFYING!

It's going to be the most generic toot Sweden have sent to Eurovision in years.

 

[Tisch]

This Mans song is HORRIBLE! It sounds like he's having difficulties clearing out DOWNSTAIRS with these strained VOX!

I'll clear out his downstairs! Etc. Etc.

 

[Beverley]

Yes, famously in a BARRET HOUSE!

IKR IT WAS SO HIDEOUSLY CHEAP

 

[GinAg (39)]

Didn't he live in Barcelona, or I made it up?

I think he has an English wife and lives in London.

 

[GinAg (39)]

Oh I remember the house now! Wasn't it a FAKE LAWN?

 

[Sheena]

I've opened a second bottle of wine cause of this

 

[FetchFugly]

The face on Mans at the end. He really thought he did something there.

 

[Alex]

I think he has an English wife and lives in London.

Who used to be in Hollyoaks

 

[Raining on Me]

Mans to be fucked then executed as the Eurovision STAGING for whoever wins please

 

[Sheena]

WHERE THE FUCK IS LYNDA WOODRUFF?

 

[Beverley]

FFS NOBODY ASKED FOR CELL BLOCK TANGO

 

[Penelope]

Yes, famously in a BARRET HOUSE!

In SOUTH LONDON!

 

[Alla]

Tango, tango...

 

[Beverley]

Mans to be fucked then executed as the Eurovision STAGING for whoever wins please

omg

 

[Suomi]

I love Cyprus so much, it’s such a loyal country to the truth and I know that when I die I want a Cypriot funeral with everyone there - el Diablo , Fuego, Thai no erontas,


Netherlands...very suspicious place...not to be trusted

 

[Sheena]

This is no TOMAS ANDERSSON WIJ, is it?

 

[Alla]

I think he has an English wife and lives in London.

Wife??

 

[Soldi]

Oh I remember the house now! Wasn't it a FAKE LAWN?

No that’s @Iguana

 

[Lucille]

In SOUTH LONDON!

QUELLE HORREUR!

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

Bjorkman cound't spare a gig for POOR SUFFERING UNEMPLOYED Petra Nielsen?

 

[Penelope]

Wife??

He's FAMOUSLY HOMOPHOBIC!

But then, AREN'T WE ALL

 

[FetchFugly]

Can't Christer come back for more of the After Dark BACK CAT?

 

[GNL]

FFS NOBODY ASKED FOR CELL BLOCK TANGO

LIES.

 

[Raining on Me]

Omg do they always have to face each other on this runway showdown thing going on?

 

[Beverley]

I love Cyprus so much, it’s such a loyal country to the truth and I know that when I die I want a Cypriot funeral with everyone there - el Diablo , Fuego, Thai no erontas,

I'll be sure to film the funeral and put it REPLAY REPLAY REPLAY YEAH