Moldova 2021 - Natalia Gordienko - Sugar

[RJN]

I've decided to watch this at work. Normal!

 

[ButterTart]

People are just posting broccoli in the YouTube comments now. The influence of that Dutch atrocity is being felt even in Russia.

 

[Madíson]

Dima Bilan is still alive I see.

 

[Lucille]

The broccoli spam ffs

 

[RJN]

Wait I'm on Instagram live. Is that not up to date?

 

[Lucille]

Yeah the Instagram live is up to date, there’s a YouTube video as well but it’s showing old stuff.

 

[ButterTart]

Just remember we've sat through well over an hour of promo for a three minute song which may not even escape its semi final.

 

[Lucille]

Look at all the lives they’re risking for this event! It has to be a 13/10 banger!

 

[Madíson]

Princess Diana!

 

[ButterTart]

Look at all the lives they’re risking for this event! It has to be a 13/10 banger!

I'm starting to believe we'll never know.

 

[RJN]

I'm declaring it a 10/10 banger that FUCKS to be worth the wait

 

[Lucille]

Are people drinking CRISTAL

 

[ButterTart]

Princess Diana!

I thought you were trying to tell us Natalia's late because she's been in a fatal car crash, but then I spotted the Work Your Magic guy

 

[Suomi]

Omg what if WE are the song

 

[Lucille]

Lol they’ve now STOPPED the YouTube stream.

 

[RJN]

What a woman

 

[Lucille]

Ok the YouTube video is now showing the same stream as insta but better quality!

 

[ButterTart]

Day 54 in the Natalia Gordienko thread: Lucille chews off the last of his fingers in anticipation. Tisch discovers that he can now speak fluent Russian, but only in the style of a terrible compere.

 

[Suomi]

Omg he’s saying that not since Shady Lady has a song affected him so emotionally, and we will now watch this in the dark

 

[ButterTart]

We're literally getting Shady Lady

 

[ButterTart]

We're literally getting Shady Lady

Speaking of which, pls vote for this in @dmlaw's Eurovision semi-final if you've not already.

 

[Lucille]

Is it just an audience of people watching a YouTube compilation of Eurovision songs, what kind of freaks DO THAT!

 

[Suomi]

I’ve not seen this much filler since I last had to present to the board of governors.

“Shakespeare’s Hamlet once asked: “what is a school?” , and it is in this spirit that I would like to present the most recent data. Data: a four letter word with so muc.....

 

[ButterTart]

Is it just an audience of people watching a YouTube compilation of Eurovision songs, what kind of freaks DO THAT!

Are they even ranking them? Has anyone even bothered to mention you don't get Lay without Rimi Rimi? What the fuck is happening?

Oh CUNT OFF DIMA.

 

[Suomi]

Oh crap the old ball and chain is here, I’ll never be able to stall with this content. What a fool I was thinking I could hear this track in the 76 minutes I’ve been watching the live stream

 

[ButterTart]

Does anyone know the Russian for 'Take your shit Roxette hair and fuck off, we want that bawdy old trollop now'?

 

[Lucille]

Anyone else getting SAM FROM BB7 vibes from the compère??

 

[ButterTart]

What a fool I was thinking I could hear this track in the 76 minutes I’ve been watching the live stream

!

 

[ButterTart]

Is he actually presenting the results of the Eurovision Top 100? Has this all just been a massive stunt by @Ag?

 

[RJN]

Maybe they're all in a 2 week quarantine together in there

 

[Lucille]

It’s been 100 years.

 

[Lucille]

Can’t believe I’m missing drag race for this.

 

[ButterTart]

When this livestream started, Moldova was still in the Soviet Union.

 

[Lucille]

I just KNOW it’ll start as soon as I quit though.

 

[Dark Carnival]

MORE RUSSIAN PROPAGANDA

 

[Dark Carnival]

No one's gonna bring me down!

 

[dmlaw]

You do realise that it will probably still be possible to listen to the track after the end of the live stream, right?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

You do realise that it will probably still be possible to listen to the track after the end of the live stream, right?

Fuck off with your logic and reason

 

[Suomi]

You do realise that it will probably still be possible to listen to the track after the end of the live stream, right?

there’s not going to be an end to the live stream you stupid slut!

 

[RJN]

This is a Russian plot to stop gays from having sex (or doing anything else) forever