Moopyvision 2022: Final Results

[D5K]

MOOPYVISION 2022: the sound of moopy

Get ready for the big one! This afternoon we have the culmination of the 2022 Eurovision season with the final results of Moopyvision.

Unfortunately we've had some technical problems with the centrepiece of our beautiful stage. We can't move it but I hope the mangled omnidroid won't be too much of a distraction from today's events.

Anyway let's swiftly move on. I look forward to seeing you all at 17:00 BST to find out how 35 of us voted, and which country will end up on top of our scoreboard at the end of proceedings.

 

[D5K]

And while we're at it here is the scoreboard ready and waiting:

 

[Alla]

Just noticed the top 5 of 2022 is the bottom 5 in that (alphabetical) list.

 

[Alla]

I go with hysterical screaming to picture the sound of moopy.

 

[D5K]

Just noticed the top 5 of 2022 is the bottom 5 in that (alphabetical) list.

Ah yes here's a sneak preview of the final result:

 

[Soldi]

Sat on the balcony with a cerveza waiting

 

[D5K]

Sat on the balcony with a cerveza waiting

Not a beer, birra, pivo, or öl?

 

[ButterTart]

I'm here and ready to pretend to respect other people's tastes.

 

[ButterTart]

I've made the thread live @David 5000, is that okay?

 

[D5K]

I've made the thread live @David 5000, is that okay?

You beat me to it!

 

[D5K]

Okay let's get going!

Thanks to all of the these lovely posters (and I guess thanks to the non-lovely ones too) for casting their votes:

@Ag
@Alex
@Alias #23
@Alla
@auretz
@Broomhelga
@ButterTart
@Christian
@Diddy
@dmlaw
@dUb
@Eyes
@funky
@Iguana
@Ill Advised
@Jacques
@Kratz
@lolly
@Lucille
@Madison
@Music
@OutSynk
@Penelope
@Pingu
@Queen of the Bay
@rhythmbandit
@Soldi
@Suomi
@Superstylin'
@Tisch
@tr4962
@VoR
@win_the_game
@ZenGiraffe

 

[ButterTart]

You beat me to it!

Just like Big Sam beat everyone except the stupid selfish Ukrainians.

 

[D5K]

These votes will be presented in a (mostly) randomly-generated order. Although once again it took a few iterations to get a random order I liked the look of.

 

[D5K]

And the honour of starting us off, and therefore being the votes we pay the most attention to (apart from the last ones), is... @rhythmbandit

 

[D5K]

And his 12 points goes to...

UKRAINE!

 

[ButterTart]

We need to have very stern words about those 8 points but I can't begrudge anything else.

 

[Soldi]

We need to have very stern words about those 8 points but I can't begrudge anything else.

It’s the ten points we need to have words about.

 

[D5K]

Next to vote is @Lucille

 

[D5K]

And Lucille gives the top points to...

SERBIA!

 

[ButterTart]

It’s the ten points we need to have words about.

I've peer reviewed them and they were fine.

 

[ButterTart]

Also, FIVE POINTS for the UK from @Lucille

 

[Soldi]

Italy first place

 

[D5K]

@Pingu is up next:

 

[Iguana]

Also, FIVE POINTS for the UK from @Lucille

I thought she hated it and only had contempt for its fans

 

[Alla]

I wonder what’s the secret behind @Lucille’s healthy hair?

 

[dmlaw]

Italy appear to have accidentally been given 14 more points than they deserve. What an embarrassing mistake.

 

[D5K]

I thought she hated it and only had contempt for its fans

Oh god every time someone posts like this I have to go back and check their votes in a panic

 

[Iguana]

Oh god every time someone posts like this I have to go back and check their votes in a panic

I think it grew on him towards the end, so I just wanted to be a dick really.

 

[D5K]

The 12 points from Pingu goes to...

SWEDEN!

 

[ButterTart]

I wonder what’s the secret behind @Lucille’s healthy hair?

It's actually a wig made of Labrador hair.

 

[Alla]

Spain having the top 2 songs right now

 

[ButterTart]

Romania at the top? Tell me this is a Moopy song contest without telling me it's a Moopy song contest.

 

[ButterTart]

I think it grew on him towards the end, so I just wanted to be a dick really.

There's nothing dickish about challenging evil.

 

[D5K]

Let's see how @Tisch's votes change things:

 

[Alla]

Btw Hola mi WRS is doing every single disco night and tv channel here at the moment and the song is everywhere, so another winner this year

 

[D5K]

And the 12 points from Tisch go to...

SPAIN!

 

[Kratz]

Btw Hola mi WRS is doing every single disco night and tv channel here at the moment and the song is everywhere, so another winner this year

She never seems to not be on an internal flight in Spain!

 

[ButterTart]

She never seems to not be on an internal flight in Spain!

Giving poor Brooke some lessons on how to fly without needing to be put in the cargo hold for safekeeping.

 

[Alla]

I knew @Tisch had exquisite taste

 

[D5K]

Rounding out our first five voters we have @Broomhelga: