Moopyvision National Final Rate - HEAT 2. TODAY @ 3PM + Very good + Diddy excited

[Alla]

The stage, the outfit, THE VOX

 

[dmlaw]

I wonder if this is what the stage in Turin will do.

 

[ButterTart]

Is it true this was basically a gift to The Attic for doing the MF theme tune?

 

[Alla]

Sad to start on this note but I've never got the fuss about this one.

You said the same in AllaFestivalen, I remember it as you're probably the only one on Earth to dislike this HOT SHIT

 

[ButterTart]

I wonder if this is what the stage in Turin will do.

We'll know as soon as the Italians start construction of it in March 2024.

 

[win_the_game]

Of COURSE @win_the_game sent that ropey old hag Therese

Call it REBUILDING MY BRAND.

 

[D5K]

You said the same in Allafestivalen, I remember it as you're probably the only one on Earth to dislike this HOT SHIT

Put it in the same category as Visionary Dream I guess...

 

[ButterTart]

Johanna Beijbom - A.S.A.P - 2017 - Denmark
Submitted by: @win_the_game
Beaten by: Anja - Where I Am

 

[ButterTart]

WTG does the double because I don't order these lists by poster. Still, I feel like we need a couple of peppy bangers to kick things off.

 

[Penelope]

Very fond memories of the Danish JURY OF KALAS voting this camp old bollocks into the superfinal, an action basically equivalent to FEEDING IT INTO A WOODCHIPPER from how it went down with the public vote

 

[dmlaw]

It occurs to me that I really need to be ranking these on the same scale as last week’s songs and I’m much less drunk now. Where’s the vodka?

 

[Alla]

Put it in the same category as Visionary Dream I guess...

Oh now that's one that (IMO) is totally overrated by the euroqueens, it's not bad but it's not THE BEST SONG EVER as Penny would say.

 

[D5K]

This is just Can't Get You Out of My Head isn't it?

 

[ButterTart]

This is just Can't Get You Out of My Head isn't it?

I was JUST thinking how Minogue the whole thing sounds. I was more in the Dannii camp, but still.

 

[Penelope]

This is just Can't Get You Out of My Head isn't it?

A little less likely to go number one worldwide.

 

[ButterTart]

I didn't know ASAP was an acronym which anyone outside Britain ever used.

 

[Alla]

Oh

 

[ButterTart]

Raúl - Sueño su boca - 2000 - Spain
Submitted by: @Alla
Beaten by: Serafín Zubiri - Colgado de un sueño

 

[ButterTart]

The video for this one because, as @Alla correctly pointed out, the live version is very boring.

 

[Penelope]

OMG this lost to that BORING PIANO MAN?!

 

[Tisch]

I'm in favour of this; one of the best things about any new react is @Tisch using it with reckless abandon.

 

[Penelope]

The video for this one because, as @Alla correctly pointed out, the live version is very boring.

Oh right that makes more sense.

 

[ButterTart]

Spain not sending this at the height of Ricky Martin Mania really is baffling. This sounds like it could have won the whole thing.

 

[Penelope]

How's Raúl looking in the year 2022? @Alla is he ONE OF US?

 

[Alla]

I remember back in the day meeting Raúl every single weekend in whatever gay pub I was. That was when I was getting "you look so much like Raúl" all the freaking time.

 

[Saltwater]

OMG this lost to that BORING PIANO MAN?!

Boring but

 

[Penelope]

Okay I just got to the Macarena breakdown and he is absolutely one of us

 

[Alla]

How's Raúl looking in the year 2022? @Alla is he ONE OF US?

Are you kidding me? Of course he is

 

[Soldi]

Those silly, silly Spaniards.

 

[win_the_game]

This would have gone down a treat in 2000.

 

[Penelope]

OMG just SHRIEKED with joy at the entrance of SLUTCHOPS TANJ!

 

[D5K]

Shocked to have never heard this before.

 

[ButterTart]

Tanja Dexters - Addicted To You - 2008 - Belgium
Submitted by: @Haiku
Beaten by: Ishtar - O Julissi

 

[ButterTart]

Who's up for a ropey cover of the last song?

 

[dmlaw]

I wonder if Raul told his gran that all of the girls in the video were his girlfriend.

 

[Penelope]

The FASTEST 10 I've awarded so far

 

[Penelope]

OOOH WHOA-WHOA

 

[Alla]

How's Raúl looking in the year 2022?

 

[ButterTart]

I don't know what those two were doing behind her but I'm sure it was still illegal in half of Europe at this point.

 

[ButterTart]

The way she loses control of the vocal but doesn't give a shit