Moopyvision National Final Rate - HEAT 9. SATURDAY 23rd APRIL 4:30pm

[ButterTart]

Isgaard - Golden Key - 2003 - Germany
Submitted by @auretz
Beaten by Lou - Let's Get Happy

 

[ButterTart]

Tamzin Outhwaite and her shaky soprano.

 

[dmlaw]

The worry with this song is that I don’t even think that the Golden Key is a metaphor.

 

[ButterTart]

Jon Henrik Fjällgren feat. Aninia - En värld full av strider - 2017 - Sweden
Submitted by @COB
Beaten by Robin Bengtsson - I Can't Go On

 

[ButterTart]

The worry with this song is that I don’t even think that the Golden Key is a metaphor.

Bless her, a key of any kind seems tantalisingly beyond her reach.

 

[ButterTart]

Fun fact: This song doesn't work AT ALL in audio-only form. With the performance, it's amazing.

 

[ButterTart]

Chakras - La-ley-la - 2020 - Belarus
Submitted by @OutSynk
Beaten by VAL - Da vidna

 

[dmlaw]

Yeah, I’m glad this is the last one.

 

[ButterTart]

That's that, then. I'm off for a cigarette, I've already updated the voting thread with the full list of songs and I'll be pestering everyone non-stop to vote because this contest has a reputation for punctuality I'm keen to uphold.

 

[dmlaw]

Thank you @ButterTart. It may have cost me the last of my sanity, but [insert positive comment about songs before posting].

 

[OutSynk]

Chakras - La-ley-la - 2020 - Belarus
Submitted by @OutSynk
Beaten by VAL - Da vidna

What a racket. Thought it was perfect for this.

 

[Saltwater]

Missed the syncwatch cause of a surprise visit and will have to catch up afterwards
But thank you Butters!

 

[Funky]

It’s not like we’re @funky listening to an ASFM heat.

Look I've told you guys before - tagging me won't make me join in.

Cute, though.

 

[Penelope]

Okay, blasting at this again. Gutted I collapsed just before Caravaggio and The Girl!

 

[Penelope]

Also @ButterTart can we get the full list in the opening post s'il vous gail platt

 

[Penelope]

FEEL THE POW-OW-OWER OF LEMSIP, FEEL THE POW-OW-OWER OF LOVE

 

[Penelope]

HOLY HELL at the nox on the live of Lo malo!

 

[Penelope]

Passing out from joy at the triple-hit of Lo malo, Möt mig i Gamla stan and Mea Culpa!

Mea CULPA........MEA CULPA!

 

[Penelope]

God you JUST DON'T GET DOGSHIT LIKE THIS in the PORTUGUESE FESTIVAL OF CANCER ANYMORE!

 

[ButterTart]

PORTUGUESE FESTIVAL OF CANCER

I just spat out my tea. Quietly seething I didn't think of this first.

 

[Penelope]

Not nice to say it but the lead singer of H.E.A.T. is a bit

 

[ButterTart]

Not nice to say it but the lead singer of H.E.A.T. is a bit

He reminds me of this but with slightly more facial hair:

 

[Penelope]

Oh not this DEAD-EYED BASTARD!

UNCOUNTABLE tears and agony those JUTLAND PEASANTS didn't vote for this - and that that EMOTIONLESS COW SIMONE couldn't PERFORM THIS! (Your HEART'S BEEN TORN OUT OF YOU FOR FUCKS SAKE STOP SMILING )

 

[Penelope]

cc @Alias #23

 

[Penelope]

Incredible ending in La-ley-la Unhinged!

 

[Diddy]

When do I have to finish voting for this? I’m stressed, I’ve got this and ASFM and I haven’t even listened to Eurovision yet!

 

[Diddy]

I'm chugging through this at the moment

I am honestly AGOG at what a BRAZEN rip-off of "No Air" "Out of Air" is I mean the TITLE, the instrumentation, the chorus melody, the oversinging. Didrik would still get it, but I MEAN!

 

[Diddy]

Christ Almighty, this Sarah Tyler Swiss thing really is
The most generic HR staff name, look and vocal, but fading that deeply depressing back corridor video with the most MOST EDM spectacular extravaganza is ...