Papal Conclave 2025

[Say Sheena-na-na]

And "SMOKE CAM" means something VERY DIFFERENT in MY world

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

And "SMOKE CAM" means something VERY DIFFERENT in MY world

I am too innocent to know what you mean, so please explain.

I'm sure no one will mind FILTH in our papal thread

 

[Say Sheena-na-na]

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

We need a SEAGULL CAM too

 

[Say Sheena-na-na]

SEAGULLING CAM means something VERY diff...OH FORGET IT

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

IT'S BLACK!

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

PRAY FOR THE LUNGS OF THE BABY SEAGULL

 

[Say Sheena-na-na]

I’m BLACK by INJECTION

OHHHHH

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

Thread is ENLIVENED whilst we're in a SMOKE WINDOW.

Seagull count currently at: 1

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

BABY SEAGULL ALERT

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

IT'S WHITE

 

[Madison]

WHITE SMOKE

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

WE HAVE A POPE

 

[Madison]

HABEMUS PAPAM

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

This is quite camp, much better than primogeniture

 

[Madison]

Here’s a list of Cardinal’s first names, latinised and in the accusative.

Spoiler

Adalbertum
• Adalberto Martínez Flores

Adeodatum
• Dieudonné Nzapalainga

Albertum
• Albert Malcolm Ranjith Patabendige Don

Aloisium
• Luis Antonio Gokim Tagle

Aloysium Gerardum
• Luis Gerardo Cabrera Herrera

Aloysium Iosephum
• Luis José Rueda Aparicio

Alvarum Leonellum
• Alvaro Leonel Ramazzini Imeri

Americum Emmanuelem
• Américo Manuel Alves Aguiar

Andream
• Anders Arborelius

Angelum
• Angelo De Donatis
• Ángel Fernández Artime

Angelum Xystum
• Ángel Sixto Rossi

Ansgarium
• Oscar Cantoni

Antonium
• Antoine Kambanda
• Anthony Poola

Antonium Augustum
• António Augusto dos Santos Marto

Arlindum
• Arlindo Gomes Furtado

Arthurum
• Arthur Roche

Augustum Paulum
• Augusto Paolo Lojudice

Balthasarum
• Baldassare Reina

Basilium Clementem
• Baselios Cleemis (Isaac) Thottunkal

Berhaneyesus
• Berhaneyesus Demerew Souraphiel

Blasium
• Blase Joseph Cupich

Carolum
• Carlos Aguiar Retes
• Carlos Gustavo Castillo Mattasoglio
• Carlos Osoro Sierra
• Charles Maung Bo

Casimirum
• Kazimierz Nycz

Chibly
• Chibly Langlois

Christophorum
• Christophe Louis Yves Georges Pierre
• Cristóbal López Romero

Claudium
• Claudio Gugerotti

Coemgenum Iosephum
• Kevin Joseph Farrell

Conradum
• Kurt Koch
• Konrad Krajewski

Danielem
• Daniel Nicholas DiNardo

Danielem Ferdinandum
• Daniel Fernando Sturla Berhouet

Desiderium
• Désiré Tsarahazana

Dominicum
• Domenico Battaglia

Dominicum Franciscum Iosephum
• Dominique Francois Joseph Mamberti

Dominicum Iosephum
• Dominique Joseph Mathieu

Emilium Paulum
• Emil Paul Tscherrig

Emmanuelem Iosephum Macarium
• Manuel José Macário do Nascimento Clemente

Fabium
• Fabio Baggio

Ferdinandum
• Fernando Filoni

Ferdinandum Natalium
• Fernando Natalio Chomalí Garib

Franciscum
• José Francisco Robles Ortega
• Francesco Montenegro
• Frank Leo

Franciscum Xaverium
• Francis Xavier Kriengsak Kovithavanij
• François-Xavier Bustillo

Fridolinum
• Fridolin Ambongo Besungu

Georgium
• Giorgio Marengo

Georgium Iacobum
• George Jacob Koovakad

Geraldum Cyprianum
• Gérald Cyprien Lacroix

Gerardum Ludovicum
• Gerhard Ludwig Müller

Gregorium
• Grzegorz Wojciech Rys

Gulielmum
• Willem Jacobus Eijk
• William Goh Seng Chye

Iacobum
• James Michael Harvey
• Jaime Spengler

Ignatium
• Ignatius Suharyo Hardjoatmodjo
• Ignace Bessi Dogbo

Ioannem
• João Bráz de Aviz
• John Atcherley Dew
• John Ribat
• Soane Patita Paini Mafi

Ioannem a Caritate
• Juan de la Caridad García Rodríguez

Ioannem Claudius
• Jean-Claude Hollerich

Ioannem Iosephum
• Juan José Omella Omella

Ioannem Marcum
• Jean-Marc Noël Aveline

Ioannem Paulum
• Jean-Paul Vesco

Ioannem Petrum
• Jean-Pierre Kutwa

Iosephum
• Giuseppe Betori
• Josip Bozanic
• Joseph Coutts
• Jozef De Kesel
• Giuseppe Petrocchi
• José Cobo Cano
• José Tolentino Calaca de Mendonca

Iosephum Gulielmum
• Joseph William Tobin

Iosephum Lazarum
• Jose Lazaro Fuerte Advincula

Ladislaum
• Ladislav Nemet

Lazarum
• Lazzaro You Heung-sik

Leonardum Ulrichum
• Leonardo Ulrich Steiner

Leopoldum Iosephum
• Leopoldo José Brenes Solórzano

Ludovicum Raphaelem
• Louis Raphael I. Sako

Marcellum
• Marcello Semeraro

Marium
• Mario Zenari
• Mario Grech

Marium Aurelium
• Mario Aurelio Poli

Matthaeum Mariam
• Matteo Maria Zuppi

Maurum
• Mauro Maria Gambetti

Michaelem
• Michael Czerny

Nicolaum
• Mykola Bychok

Odilonem
• Odilo Pedro Scherer

Oranum Ioannem
• Orani Joao Tempesta

Paulum Caesarem
• Paulo Cezar Costa

Paulum Virgilium
• Pablo Virgilio Siongco David

Petrum
• Peter Kodwo Appiah Turkson
• Péter Erdő
• Pietro Parolin

Petrum Baptista
• Pierbattista Pizzaballa

Petrum Ebere
• Peter Ebere Okpaleke

Philippum
• Philippe Xavier Christian Ignace Marie Barbarin
• Philippe Nakellentuba Ouédraogo

Philippum Neri Antonium Sebastianum
• Filipe Neri António Sebastiao do Rosário Ferrao

Protasium
• Protase Rugambwa

Raimundum
• Raymond Leo Burke

Rainardum
• Reinhard Marx

Rainerium
• Rainer Maria Woelki

Robertum
• Robert Sarah
• Roberto Repole

Robertum Franciscum
• Robert Francis Prevost

Robertum Gualtherium
• Robert Walter McElroy

Rolandum
• Rolandas Makrickas

Sebastianum
• Sebastian Francis

Sergium
• Sérgio da Rocha

Stanislaum
• Stanislaw Rylko

Stephanum
• Stephen Brislin
• Stephen Chow Sau-yan

Stephanum Ameyu Martinum
• Stephen Ameyu Martin Mulla

Tarcisium Isao
• Tarcisio Isao Kikuchi

Thomam
• Thomas Christopher Collins

Thomam Aquinatem
• Thomas Aquino Manyo Maeda

Timotheum
• Timothy Dolan
• Timothy Radcliffe

Victorium Emmanuelem
• Victor Manuel Fernández

Vincentium
• Vinko Puljic
• Vincent Gerard Nichols
• Vicente Bokalic Iglic

Virgilium
• Virgilio do Carmo da Silva

Wilton Danielem
• Wilton Daniel Gregory

 

[dzjermlaw]

I hope it turns out to be Joe Biden, but he might be a little young.

 

[Ich Carniva-la-la-la]

When’s the big RUVEAL??

 

[dzjermlaw]

Does the smoke usually carry on for this long? Have we considered that we might not have a Pope and the flue is just on fire?

 

[jivafox]

Please be hot!

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

It's...

 

[octophone]

This would be an amazing time for Saddam Hussein to make his comeback.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

omg

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

That was SWIFT!

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

The rumours is, it's..

Spoiler

Petra Mede

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

IT’S LUMO

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

The new Pope has already died

 

[Shirley]

CASSOCKS ON GIRLS LET'S GO

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

Will there be a FIRE SHOW and ACROBATS?

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

I must say Vatican TV has QUITE NICE PRODUCTION.

Vatican to HOST EUROVISION

 

[octophone]

How long does it TAKE to put on a white cloak? What's taking so long, the ceremonial RIMMING?

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

How long does it TAKE to put on a white cloak? What's taking so long, the ceremonial RIMMING?

The TESTICLE CHECK gets more elaborate every pope

 

[Joseph]

I hope it’s a woman

 

[octophone]

The TESTICLE CHECK gets more elaborate every pope

Good idea, get 'em checked before you confirm the appointment, just to be on the side of safety. Remember, check them every 4 weeks, gents.

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

New rumour: It's Donkey from Shrek

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

Who are these duelling faggots?

 

[Madison]

The last three habemuses took place about 50 to 70 minutes after the white smoke.

 

[Madison]

TAGLE FTW

 

[jyxz]

Who are these duelling faggots?

Are you watching the India vs Pakistan border guard channel by mistake?

 

[dzjermlaw]

I’ve just been given a hot tip that it’s Louis Farrakhan.