Post a Eurovision/NF song Steps should cover

[Zu]

I still maintain that ‘Heart Shaped Hole’ is unsingable by a solo vocalist in a live context and as you know I am a trained soprano. The dead-eyed cunt (copyright @Penelope) could have tried a bit harder though

 

[Penelope]

Lisa could get her moment in the sun singing about her HEART-SHAPED HOLE

OMG

 

[GinAg (39)]

I feel like homosexuality can't go any further following this topic.

 

[Penelope]

I still maintain that ‘Heart Shaped Hole’ is unsingable by a solo vocalist in a live context and as you know I am a trained soprano. The dead-eyed cunt (copyright @Penelope) could have tried a bit harder though

In my view she's evil for accepting the task knowing she'd only fucking ruin it

 

[Zu]

In my view she's evil for accepting the task knowing she'd only fucking ruin it

I mean you wouldn’t enter the pole vault if you were very tiny and had no pole, would you?

VILE WITCH!

 

[Penelope]

I mean you wouldn’t enter the pole vault if you were very tiny and had no pole, would you?

VILE WITCH!

Anyway luckily she's dead now so she's paid for what she did

 

[Penelope]

I still maintain that ‘Heart Shaped Hole’ is unsingable by a solo vocalist in a live context and as you know I am a trained soprano. The dead-eyed cunt (copyright @Penelope) could have tried a bit harder though

Zu-Klara pictured at home, spending her afternoon appreciating her intimidating vocal talent and internationally recognised beaiuty

 

[Penelope]

H & Claire decide to keep the band on their toes and do one more number FOR THE ROAD

 

[ButterTart]

This would suit the walling hammer-subtlety of Claire’s vox down to a T.

 

[Penelope]

Oh if we're GOING DOWN THIS ROAD



In fact, the ingredients are ALL THERE for an interpretation of it as a song about their first split

H & Claire: We LOOKED the PERFECT PAIR.....

 

[COB]

I haven't heard this before. The fleeting panpipes representing the fragile, delicate nature of love, and how quickly it can disappear. A Masterpiece!

I've played you this before But YES it's all true.

 

[GinAg (39)]

Also, I don't know any National Front music.

 

[Penelope]

I've played you this before But YES it's all true.

I really am IMMENSELY DELIGHTED with the things you've taken as your DUTIES to educate on COB (and indeed your general conduct as a person and posrer of late )

 

[Penelope]

Also, I don't know any National Front music.

 

[Suomi]

The year is 2028. H and Faye are dead. Claire and Leah (sp?) missing. On the planet Keychangeatonia, a jubilant Lisa Scott-Lee emerges from an egg

 

[PopLife]

This underrated Mello bop



This one. Bring on the Claire ad libs after the keychange bit



Good luck to whoever gets to sing the Hungarian bit lol



5 catwalks and all 5 of them wearing catsuits. Bring it on.



"We decided to put some ethnic bits into it, for some Bollywood feeling..."



Of course.



Faye and Lisa would be fab for the verses and then Claire oversinging everyone in the last chorus.

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

I'd rather not post the trainwreck live performance so here's a studio dub. But I think Steps could do this better justice:

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

Also if Lisa is gonna get more lead vocal time in:

 

[Penelope]

OMG Love Love Love would be utterly incredible

 

[Penelope]

Also Carry Me In Your Dreams is legitimately a Western cultural classic, and I say that totally seriously.

 

[Zu]

OMG Love Love Love would be utterly incredible

Someone tweet them THIS INSTANT demanding sizzlingly Steptacular covers of this and our G:son favourites. It’s not like they’re strangers to pandering FFS

 

[Zu]

Actually I’m not sure that I want Claire And Friends getting their hands on High On Love. It simply CANNOT BE IMPROVED UPON AND EVERYONE AGREES

 

[Penelope]

NAR: I DON'T WANNA LOSE THIS FEELIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!
YAY-YEAH!OH-OHHHHHHHHHH-[PASSES OUT]

 

[Zu]

THERE’S NO ME WITHOUT YOU
You know it’s TRUE LOVE

#codependent

#endssuddenlyandappallingly

 

[PopLife]

This one would suit Lisa like a glove. It’s very much her style around “Lately” era.



The good old days of MilkyBarKid...



I want this. I need this by them!



So Alcazar are 3 and Same Difference are 2. It’s perfect.



It’s like a song about Lisa’s life...



Re: Modern Talking 2.0.



They can even get the dance routine for extra price here

 

[Penelope]

OMG Smiling in Love would be simply TOO MUCH

 

[Penelope]

Screaming remembering @Alla's MF show which (RIGHTFULLY) ended with Smiling In Love being the #1 Melodifestivalen entry of all time

 

[Apoca]

Verse 1: Faye
Verse 2: Lisa
Chorus & Middle 8: Claire-heavy



H&Lee can attempt the iconic chair routine.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

They can even get the dance routine for extra price here

It will come as no surprise to anybody that this video has my attention.

 

[Diddy]

Why is Overflow by Ditte Marie not on YouTube in any acceptable form???

anyway THAT

 

[PopLife]

Also this, but rather the Safura butcher discotits version with a keychange. Hey that’s the second Jenny Silver song already. Leave “A Place To Stay” for Lisa’s solo interlude tho.



This in its English version. The title (Meet Me Downtown Tonight) is a Grindr status suggestion for H.



Let’s take something local. This could have been fabulous with Claire doing the main vox.

 

[Alla]

 

[Apoca]

One of the great lost Eurovision entries of the past decades.

 

[Penelope]

NAR: flash forward to Moopy in January 2023 as a thread is created with the title 'Lisa Scott-Lee records CLUB ANTHEM'

 

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