Prince Philip DEAD

[GinAg (39)]

Yes, but the optics wouldn’t be good. She might not even want a big funeral.

Yeah The Queen is a big fan of leading by example with shit like this.

 

[Marilyn]

 

[Madíson]

How about the Countess of Wessex?

Much more acceptable.

 

[Star]

Awww RIP

 

[GinAg (39)]

Oh fuck off Boris.

 

[GinAg (39)]

When will @Tisch find out as he scours the forum topic by topic?

 

[Star]

Gosh the press were so prepared for this weren't they, all these memorials ready to post

 

[Iguana]

Still frustrating not quite to make it to 100. Not that he cares now, I guess

 

[Madíson]

This means Charles is the new Duke of Edinburgh. I wonder if he will use that title north of the border.

 

[dmlaw]

Much more acceptable.

Fergie?

Comments on Sarah, Alex and of the Black Eyed Peas welcome.

 

[Lucille]

He's been quarantining since he was in Hospital I believe

Well his ENTIRE LIFE is in quarantine, but he'd still have to quarantine again on British soil no?

 

[Tisch]

WTF is Harry going to do? He'd have to qurantine if he came home surely? I suppose they can wait 2 weeks for the funeral seeing as he's been on ice for the last 3 years.

Perfect oppurtunity to explain his (and Evil Meghan's) absence I'd have thought

 

[Madíson]

The Prime Minister is rambling.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

This means Charles is the new Duke of Edinburgh. I wonder if he will use that title north of the border.

Is he, I thought the Queen was now?

 

[Star]

Sombre playlist on the radio

 

[ButterTart]

Still frustrating not quite to make it to 100. Not that he cares now, I guess

Suppose it wouldn’t be quite as exciting if your missus just hands you the telegram she would have sent.

 

[Madíson]

This twat doesn’t even do his hair for this.

 

[Tisch]

When will @Tisch find out as he scours the forum topic by topic?I

I'm HERE bitch!

 

[Marilyn]

I just have to say that the switch from "Prince Philip DEAD" to "Prince Philip DEAD... Tired" in the original thread where we thought he died but was just "stepping down" is one of my favourite Moopy moments ever

 

[ButterTart]

The Prime Minister is rambling.

Just wait until he finds out about Phil.

 

[Rita]

And people are always up for a BUCK!

I am rather AU FAIT with death. I grew up in Ireland where we always had a massive stash of cigarettes and alcohol in the event that someone died suddenly. We would then all chain smoke and get pissed around the open casket. I remember my poor Grandad covered in FAG ASH with all the drunks hanging over the top of the open coffin that between that and the make up he resembled CHARLIE CHAPLIN.

 

[Lucille]

Thank god it didn't interrupt 80s day on 6music!

 

[Iguana]

Suppose it wouldn’t be quite as exciting if your missus just hands you the telegram she would have sent.

Did you know you now have to APPLY to get a letter from Mrs Queen when you turn 100?

 

[Tisch]

Did you know you now have to APPLY to get a letter from Mrs Queen when you turn 100?

Yeah you were fumming werent you babe?

 

[Lucille]

I'm HERE bitch!

Prince Phillip stepping into hell.

 

[VoR]

Is it wrong that my first reaction was relief that he can't ruin Eurovision by carking mid-show now?

 

[Rita]

Commenting on the Duke of York's house in 1986: "It looks like a tart's bedroom"

 

[Iguana]

Liz receives the news

 

[Lucille]

Is it wrong that my first reaction was relief that he can't ruin Eurovision by carking mid-show now?

Not wrong but WORRYING.

 

[ButterTart]

Channel 4 still showing Couples Come Dine With Me

 

[Soldi]

Is it wrong that my first reaction was relief that he can't ruin Eurovision by carking mid-show now?

IKR, I always wonder if we’d withdraw if a royal carked it just before

 

[GinAg (39)]

I'm sorry but the idea of The Queen jumping straight on the dating wagon is bringing me too much joy right now.

 

[Rita]

After being told that Madonna was singing the Die Another Day theme in 2002, the Duke of Edinburgh asked: "Are we going to need ear plugs?"

 

[VoR]

Not wrong but WORRYING.

I've had very little to look forward to this year

It is surreal seeing people on social media that you actually talk to as if they're normal human beings apparently feeling genuinely upset about this.

(I'm aware my previous post probably also discounts me from the title 'normal human being' but STILL)

 

[Rita]

To a Scottish driving instructor, 1999: "How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to pass the test?"

 

[Lucille]

I'm sorry but the idea of The Queen jumping straight on the dating wagon is bringing me too much joy right now.

Is there a version of tinder that focuses precisely on COUSINS and NAZIS?

 

[ButterTart]

I'm sorry but the idea of The Queen jumping straight on the dating wagon is bringing me too much joy right now.

“Outgoing older woman, likes the finer things in life, seeks swarthy Greek with no inside voice”

 

[Rita]

I know he was GHASTLY but he did have some good quips.

 

[GinAg (39)]

IKR, I always wonder if we’d withdraw if a royal carked it just before

The Netherlands just submitted a jury vote when the fireworks disaster happened during the show.

 

[Suomi]

Can’t wait for the pictures of Tory MPs trying to look the most sad