Real Housewives of New Jersey

jivafox said:
And then doubling down on it when Jackie confronted her :D

Now Vicki has gone, we need another housewife who is going to pluck rumours from thin air and say she “heard them” like a spiteful schizophrenic. And Teresa is taking that mantle!
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"I can't say the persons name" // "You know the saying where there's smoke there's fire" :disco: :D
Teresa is such an absolute MORON, but she plays the reality TV game SO WELL! Such a delicious MESS!

Not to mention Jackie then going LOWER (:D) and dragging TRUMP STAN Gia and her possibly-COLLAPSED SEPTUM on screen :D

"I WIN!"
 
I’m sorry but Jackie was wonderful. Fuck Teresa and her ignorance.
 
I AM :disco:

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wurst said:
I'm anticipating an imminent Danielle social-media meltdown due to this new season RAKING UP THE MEMORIES that New Jersey as her employer is FIRMLY and DEFINITIVELY in the past now - but does she have anything left to REVEAL following her podcast 'revelations' :D
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LIKE CLOCKWORK an announcement of the above has happened :D



Quite a MATURE new hairstyle for the dark-sided one too
 
I’m sorry but the Catania’s and Joe Gorga give me small dick energy. Evan is where it’s at.
 
wurst said:
OMG WHAT! She's my least favourite Housewife of ALL TIME :D

In unrelated but also related news - has anybody watched the new season PREMIERE yet?
I'm a bit OFF HOUSEWIVES at the moment (I think I've watched TOO MUCH of it over the past few months), but social media seems to be positively ABLAZE about this ep.
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There's just something about a middle aged Jewish women who lives in a constant state of chaotic hysteria and bursts into tears at the drop of a hat — that just does something for me :disco:
 
So this has been the latest franchise we've started after burning our way through Potomac, New York and Atlanta. On the season 4 reunion at the moment and it has been such a brilliant season, possibly one of my all time seasons of any of the shows. Lauren Manzo coming for Teresa at the reunion was hilarious "What is napalm, spell it" *puzzled look on Teresa's face*
 
That reunion is so intense and dark sided. Teresa should have had her own couch :D
 
Is that the one where she says Kathy has raccoon eyes :D Teresa was/is such a monster
 
I haven’t heard that, I do recall Joe mocking her to Teresa about the size of her eyes during the season though.

Jacqueline talking about her son’s autism broke me :emoji_cry:
 
Caroline was only good for the reunions. I don't want to watch her and stupid kids throw ham at each other :manson:
I think this is the moment where she was just OVER IT
 
Incredible first episode. I can't remember the last time I was this excited for a new Housewives season. :disco:

I've never been a fan of Jackie simply because of how far up Melissa's ass she was. Even two seasons in, she was entering a get-together and looking like a fan who'd just spotted her idol when she was Melissa.

Three seasons in though, and it seems like she's now fully aware that she's bringing far more to this show than Melissa is. So I'm ready to get on board.
 
Another stunning week, but I just cannot get over their houses this season :D

Teresa's looks absolutely dilapidated and in DESPERATE need of a refurb, and whatever the hell Marg is doing to her house :D The wallpaper is worse than ANY interior decor crime Gizelle committed!

I know it's only two episodes in, but Jennifer needs to give me a better storyline than her parents. Get her guzzling the tequila.
And Frank and David have a BIZARRE chemistry together :D Their scene together had underlying vibes of the start of a PORNO!
 
David disturbs me. He looks like a serial killer.

Them trying to explain analogy to Teresa was hilarious. The accents are getting worse, Marge and her friend are nearly understandable at this point.
 
I have to say, not having the DARK SPECTRE of my queen eternal Danielle lurking in most group scenes is quite REFRESHING and the women do seem a little more relaxed as a result. But I'm not feeling Marge's assistant as a replacement. Every time she spoke I was just like SHUT UP!
 
I actually love the accents of Margaret and her assistant - I could listen to them all day! :D

Did anyone else get the impression that Jackie staying at home was forced upon her? She's not exactly one to back down. I can imagine Teresa, post Gia-gate, giving the ultimatum to production that if Jackie goes on the trip, then she wouldn't go. And production, not wanting to exclude their biggest attention grabber from the first few episodes, told Jackie to step back from it.
 
If you’re not following Danielle on Instagram you’re really missing out

 
Phoenix said:
Maybe we need to rename this to the Danielle thread

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Oh my god this is INCREDIBLE! I only meant to watch 10 seconds and ended up absolutely TRANSFIXED for the entirety. Honestly more enjoyable than ANYTHING I've done in at least the past year of my life :D :disco:

I would quote some of Danielle's wisdom, but literally EVERY SINGLE LINE is solid gold. I hope Danielle does these every week so we get a supercut :D
 
I think I'm loving this new season of New Jersey almost as much as I would love any new season of New York.

Even Melissa is actually quite enjoyable at the moment.

Though the gag of this week's episode came from Margaret's Joe - dropping the bombshell to the other guys that yes, he's heard the Evan cheating rumours too.
 
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