San Marino 2022: Achille Lauro - Stripper

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

Mate looks RATHER SEVERE

This song is an absolute MESS 10 seconds in

 

[win_the_game]

YES to this SULTRY TRIPE.

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

The LEG-ography

 

[win_the_game]

Is she singing 'FILLER' when she points to her face?

 

[Alla]

That Cristina Ramos performance was LITERALLY 3 minutes of non stop screaming, I'm still recovering. Coral who? Welcome to the new Screaming Queen

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

That Cristina Ramos performance was LITERALLY 3 minutes of non stop screaming, I'm still recovering. Coral who? Welcome to the new Screaming Queen

Honestly it was amazing and I cannot WAIT to relive it

 

[Alla]

A Spanish tv channel is broadcasting this, I assume the rights were about 2 quids.

 

[Alla]

First Al Bano with Senhit doing a Michael Jackson cover, now an ABBA medley now, I love how in the San Marino preselections ANYTHING GOES.

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

You really have no idea what is NEXT to walk through that backstage entrance do you?

Bless this queen, but how on earth did this terrible song even get LISTED as being able to compete? It sound like he just pulled it together on his phone backstage

 

[win_the_game]

He's not even sellotaped his bulge down !

If you're going to wear an outfit like that....

 

[win_the_game]

Has this one even performed on a stage before?

 

[Alla]

This preselection is unreal

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

How many contestants ARE THERE tonight? Asking for a FRIEND

That poor studio audience I imagine all the exits have been BOLTED SHUT!

 

[win_the_game]

This preselection is unreal

Brimming with STAR QUALITY.

 

[Alla]

Ciao ciao ciao. This routine was to prove the audience is still alive.

 

[Alias #23]

How many contestants ARE THERE tonight? Asking for a FRIEND

280. Cancel your plans for tomorrow

 

[Soldi]

If only La Rappresentante di Lista had met the deadline and taken part

 

[Alla]

CIAO CIAO CIAO

 

[Alla]

Why the hell are they translating to English, do they think anyone is watching this shit out there?

 

[win_the_game]

Valerio clearly thinking he has the lead role in Jesus Christ Superstar

 

[Alla]

Tiramisú this is ridiculous.

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

The winner has CLEARLY been pre-selected/bought their way to victory right? This whole CHARADE just feels so bizarrely futile I'm gagged they somehow managed to fill the entire theatre with an audience - who ARE THEY?

This Tiramisu song is TOO MUCH The sister song to San Remo's iconic Farfalle

I'm also however starting to run LOW on ENTHUSIASM and the novelty of being our mistress of ceremony has well and truly WORN OFF

 

[Alla]

The winner has CLEARLY been pre-selected/bought their way to victory right?

It's not the first time, I think that's a given.

 

[Alla]

I'm gagged they somehow managed to fill the entire theatre with an audience - who ARE THEY?

Inmates of the San Marino prison surely, I doubt anyone would go voluntarily

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

OK girls I think whatever beige tat this song is MY LIMIT, I'm off to watch FLOP FAVES such as bellowing INDIRA and Ay Mamá on YouTube instead

 

[COB]

We've just put it on, is the old man who just sang the WINNER?

 

[Alla]

We've just put it on, is the old man who just sang the WINNER?

Special guest, he did Eurovision for Italy with his (then) wife 40 years ago.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

 

[COB]

The glamorous girls coming out to give them the cards, then just leaving again

 

[ZenGiraffe]

The BUDGET

 

[COB]

Spagna in DRUNK OLD BATS shock

 

[win_the_game]

WHAT'S GOING ON? Has SPAGNA won?

 

[COB]

WHAT'S GOING ON? Has SPAGNA won?

Oh IMAGINE!

 

[Alla]

WHAT'S GOING ON? Has SPAGNA won?

No, they gave her a special prize, and a fake (staged) Spagna joined her on stage.

 

[win_the_game]

Why is that woman being escorted off stage?

 

[COB]

Why is that woman being escorted off stage?

It was @Alias #23

 

[Alla]

They're gonna show 10 to 4 place.

 

[Alias #23]

The glamorous girls coming out to give them the cards, then just leaving again

It's like a SAN MARINAROESE PLAY YOUR CARDS RIGHT!

 

[win_the_game]

This is such a Sanremo rip-off

 

[Alias #23]

It was @Alias #23