Saturday thaws out a bit

[octophone]

Gusty out, mind you.

Hello.

 

[Lucille]

This was the first morning I’ve woken up in two weeks without fearing for my life, I pray this wickedness is over.

 

[Dark Carnival]

How can you guys have warmer weather?! I’m done with this garbage

 

[lolly]

Currently sitting in a Prezzo having lunch (don't judge me, we're in small town Wiltshire, and the options are limited), and it's quite bizarre. There is a pair of gay men in their 20s or 30s on one side, and a pair in their 70s on the other. It does feel like looking into the past and the future simultaneously.

 

[GinAg (39)]

What have I done today?

• Got up
• Cleaned
• Phoned a friend
• Went to the pharmacy
• Baked jacket potatoes
• Spread mean rumours on Twitter about Hannah Ingram Moore's sordid sex life
• Did the Macarena with my tits out
• Planted a beanstalk
• Misdirected Mark Thatcher to his death
• Turned off Jimmy Carter's life support

Only regretting one of them. It's not the one you think.

 

[Rachey]

I've drunk a lot of cheap cocktails today. South Africa alcohol is crazy prices.

Tomorrow we are off on our safari and the highlight of our trip.

Then it all ends on Wednesday

 

[Lucille]

Don’t get eaten by lions.

 

[Dadude003]

Dis fregging cold comming from cold person one sayd me hands was warm huhhhh


Needs pet liger
Yooo

 

[Rachey]

Don’t get eaten by lions.

I'll try my best don't worry

 

[Dadude003]

Obse lions roxsss all good


Tigers is kool

 

[Lucille]

Yes Rachey what he said.

 

[COB]

Signed off on the new bathroom today, it's happening in mid March - we'll be paying it off for a good while longer than that though

 

[Lucille]

But what a thrill to do your turds inside at last!

 

[COB]

Especially since the outhouse blew down and we've had to just go out the window

 

[GinAg (39)]

I've just spent the evening eating a very expensive meal, followed by drinking cognac and rum in front of a log fire. Divine.