Slag Wars: The Next (Cock) Destroyer

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So do you need to pay to watch this?
You don't! It's free to watch on the Slag Wars website - I have a feeling they might eventually charge for a version with unbleeped swearing or something, but I don't see anything about that yet.
 

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At 19:40 I'm taking a break:)

The premise is a little odd and strangely unclear. It's also surprising that it's a LGBTQIA set, so I'm guessing this is their carefully researched audience. It's just a long episode for repeating the same heckles.
 

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Voiceover woman is basically "put your paws up" rubbish innuendo variations. Actually, there was one good ons, but I've forgot it.
 

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Actually that weren't bad and rather nice of Davina De Campo to get another shot at winning a reality show.
 

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I can report that they have upped their jingle game in the second episode. The last two of the episode especially :disco: :disco:
 

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Matthew Camp as a compere was quite a choice.

I've not seen a host that stiff since Kate Thornton.
 
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The final is out TODAY! Who's going to WIN the title of the NEXT COCK DESTROYER (and no other prizes thanks bye) :shock:
 

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The FINAL? I swear I'm only one episode behind. They've pretty much rushed through this haven't they :D

I will potentially try to catch up after the ASFXMAS results. Not during though. :) :eyes: :emoji_eyes:
 

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The finale was a bit of a damp squib - why announce that the final challenge is a music video, then immediately just SHOW said video without any footage of the slags preparing for it, behind the scenes of them filming it etc? And THEN having a fifteen minute scene of them getting TAROT READINGS :D Absolutely baffling!

The video was quite the highlight though, I hope they release a full version of the song:
Let's DESTROY them! :D
 

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Yeah. I mean, it's the pinnacle of being a cock destroyer so would be the only satisfying conclusion.
 

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I did find a NOF article with one of the contestants (who turned out to have a lovely peen) so I'll settle for that
 

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The final is out TODAY! Who's going to WIN the title of the NEXT COCK DESTROYER (and no other prizes thanks bye) :shock:

You'd think MEN dot com would at least give them a blow job off the twunk of their choice for their trouble.
 
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The full version of the theme tune is now on Spotify, also featuring Jan from Drag Race for some reason:
It's quite the fabulous mess :disco:
 

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So as well as a second series of this apparently being confirmed, there might also be another Cock Destroyers reality show coming:
What a treat :eyes:
 
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Hopefully get some actual slags for the next season and not some wet blankets with TikTok accounts.
 
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I watched this via, it was either Bob the Drag Queen or/and IMHO. The cast was DREADFUL.
 

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