Speculate Wildly About Enya

[ZenGiraffe]

To celebrate our new Enya forum, let's SPECULATE WILDLY

I've heard she is currently in talks to provide the theme song for The Lego Movie 3, with the song 'Brící an Chaisleáin'. Talks however have stalled due to Enya's preferred communication method, Ravens, being hampered by the current Avian Flu outbreak

 

[rhythmbandit]

I heard she was going to represent Ireland this year at Eurovision, but refused to take part in the selection process due to beef with John Lydon.

 

[Tisch]

Enya can't look up

 

[jivafox]

I heard she has a room in her castle dedicated to the 1988 movie “Willow”.

 

[GinAg (39)]

If we manifest hard enough, and all things being Enya, something in this topic will eventually happen.

 

[Kratz]

She's nude at this very minute

 

[Zu]

She's nude at this very minute

Nude BAR CLOGS THANK YOU VERY MUCH

Where's the RESPECT

 

[rhythmbandit]

Enya cast as Angelica Schuyler in the Hamilton film, Lin-Manuel Miranda 'mildly pleased.'

 

[disneyteletubby]

The thread is here

Enya taking part in The Masked Singer UK, as a scorpion! She'll be singing some of these songs

 

[Zu]

Oh God can you imagine the mumbling and wobbly vocals if she were on The Masked Singer

Not to mention the dancing which would be politely described as STATIC

 

[disneyteletubby]

Oh God can you imagine the mumbling and wobbly vocals if she were on The Masked Singer

Not to mention the dancing which would be politely described as STATIC

I think she'd be better at it 'under the mask' when no one can see it's her

 

[Zu]

I think she'd be better at it 'under the mask' when no one can see it's her

We're saying WILL SOUND BETTER MUFFLED aren't we

 

[jivafox]

Nobody will guess who it is with just the one voice!

 

[Funky]

Her fiesta can’t turn left. When she goes shopping she can’t get to M&S and has to settle for Asda Local. As a result she’s always running low on kale and now has a worrying calcium deficiency

ALLEGEDLY

 

[Zu]

Her fiesta can’t turn left.

I initially thought this was a EUPHEMISM!

 

[Funky]

Oh lord no, her fiesta can very much turn left

ALLEGEDLY

 

[Zu]

Oh lord no, her fiesta can very much turn left

ALLEGEDLY

Famously flexible is her fiesta

 

[Zu]

You do all know that this forum is going to get as deranged and spiralling as Penelope's infamous and frightening coffee morning, right. Or indeed the SEXY DOG LOUNGE

I may have to restrict myself to participating AFTER DARK

 

[GNL]

Rumour has it that she's been harassing the BBC to create a sequel to The Celts. An insider claims she was spotted at the BBC's MediaCity office tout nu and painted blue, and had to be escorted from the premises after threatening to throw a runner into a PEAT BOG.

 

[Alla]

Queueing in the grocery store there was an intense debate about Enya's underwear, the general opinion was that she only wears white or light blue.

 

[ButterTart]

Enya has been asked numerous times to appear on Ireland's Dancing With The Stars, but is concerned that her footwork won't look convincing given that she levitates an inch from the ground at all times.

 

[ButterTart]

Enya was in advanced talks for a lead part in Gilmore Girls, but couldn't find anyone to tend her owls while filming overseas. Her role was eventually given to Milo Ventimiglia.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya was asked to play Trinity in The Matrix, but couldn't be bothered with all those stunts, so her slightly younger, taller lookalike Carrie-Anne Moss was cast instead. So, Enya pinched a similar grey top, still got photos with Keanu Reeves and made A Day Without Rain the following year

 

[Funky]

Enya once auditioned for Moldova’s Got Talent, and reached the 2nd qualifying round. She was eliminated prior to the live shows for causing an uprising in catering backstage, regarding a lack of vegan options.

One of the judges described her as “articulate, but slightly threatening.”

 

[Zu]

Enya once auditioned for Moldova’s Got Talent, and reached the 2nd qualifying round. She was eliminated prior to the live shows for causing an uprising in catering backstage, regarding a lack of vegan options.

One of the judges described her as “articulate, but slightly threatening.”

I heard that she emptied herself all over the pork spread and RUINED THE BUFFET FOR EVERYONE

 

[GNL]

Enya famously wrote the song 'Agadoo' (Loxian for 'The Sun-Dappled Lake') but gave it to Black Lace as she found the recording process too emotional.

 

[Funky]

Enya once borrowed a tenner from Kate Bush to cover a lapsed gas bill and has never paid her back. As a result the two women have to be kept apart at industry events after the death threats got out of hand

 

[Zu]

Enya once borrowed a tenner from Kate Bush to cover a lapsed gas bill and has never paid her back. As a result the two women have to be kept apart at industry events after the death threats got out of hand

There was some shocking hair pulling before execs got wind of the feud and poor Enya went down fiesta first on the red carpet

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya read The Piano Teacher in 1983 and that's what convinced her not to become a piano teacher after all

 

[Shoat]

Enya's favourite nude treadmill soundtrack is Sash's "Move Mania", but she often gets carried away during the "MOVING AND MOVING AND MOVING AND MOVING" segment, and wallops herself in the face with a bouncing bosom.

 

[ButterTart]

Enya famously refuses to wear nail varnish, preferring instead to change their colour through sheer force of will.

 

[Kratz]

Enya was considered for the role of Onslow in Keeping up Appearances but reneged due to producers insistence on a string vest whereas she, naturally, intended to play the character nude.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya is considering singing a cover of "Roma, Roma, Roma" for the next album, both to Roma and in honour of Gina Lollobrigida

(She will also mention the inspiration she took for some of those photoshoots )

 

[Alla]

After so much speculation and as many of you already suspected, I can confirm @disneyteletubby is in fact one of Enya's cats. Here for first hand juicy gossips, bring it on!

 

[Zu]

I've heard she is currently in talks to provide the theme song for The Lego Movie 3

The choice of film here has just generated an almighty AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[jivafox]

Enya has a dodgy knee that aches when it rains (or whenever she has to kneel down to pick up the cat shit).

 

[Zu]

whenever she has to kneel down to pick up the cat shit

Don't the MAIDS do that? She must employ some right lazy scrubbers

 

[Shoat]

It's very sad. We all know rain is Enya's favourite thing.

If that crazy old fan thought "Amarantine" was a heartbreak album, they're in fit a treat with her next album in 2037.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya has a dodgy knee that aches when it rains

Just over 7 years ago https://www.alamy.com/stock-photo-n...and-about-for-celebrity-candids-99218215.html
"Celebrity Candids" indeed

 

[GinAg (39)]

Enya was arrested in 2013 for controlling 25% of the world's heroin supply. Thankfully for the Enya Army, she hypnotised the police force investigating. Instead of facing a trial, she went on to record up to 20 songs over the ensuing decade and changed the course of cultural history.