Speculate wildly about WTF Kate Bush does all day.

[Lucille]

We know she’s not making music! So what the fuck does she spend her days doing?

 

[Lucille]

Drives Bertie to his cartography lessons.

 

[GNL]

Emails.

 

[GNL]

What are the emails about? We just DON'T KNOW.

 

[Funky]

Constantly rearranges her Beastie Boys collection between chronological and alphabetical and is just never happy with the result.

 

[Vicky the Vole]

Running up hills.

 

[Iguana]

Reciting π

 

[Iguana]

Group sessions with the Fish People

 

[Ellie]

Captures farts in a jar to sell on eBay.

 

[Funky]

Regularly writes her application letters to Come Dine With Me, British Bake Off and Masterchef with photos of her arctic roll creations

 

[GNL]

Double checks her house hasn't crumbled into the sea yet.

 

[jivafox]

The washing.

 

[Funky]

Tidies the house every day before the cleaner arrives

 

[jivafox]

Snowmen.

 

[Lucille]

Makes perverted AI photos of Enya.

 

[Lucille]

Lives, laughs, loves.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Expresses a deep hatred for Mae Muller.

 

[GNL]

Puts the deadbolt on in case Lulu tries to get back in.

 

[Lucille]

Looks longingly at her dusty piano before quickly getting back to flicking her bean.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Campaigns vociferously for a second Liz Truss premiership

 

[Lucille]

Reports her neighbours for minor planning breaches.

 

[Ellie]

Obsessively writes And Just Like That... fan fiction.

 

[jivafox]

Paints watercolours of all the dead people from Moments of Pleasure

 

[Ellie]

Keeps a book of stats on Big Brother nominations.

 

[Shoat]

Screams at passing cats who dare to have their hackles STANDING

 

[GNL]

Paints watercolours of all the dead people from Moments of Pleasure

But not Bill. Never Bill.

 

[Pipo]

Speculating what the fuck Enya also does all day?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Buys a t-shirt of her favourite Icelandic NuMetal Indie Jazz Folk Band on Vinted.

 

[Lucille]

Buys a t-shirt of her favourite Icelandic NuMetal Indie Jazz Folk Band on Vinted.

 

[ButterTart]

Cooking frozen chicken kievs and waffles in her Air Fryer and enthusiastically telling people how it 'cooks absolutely anything'.

 

[Lucille]

Posts on Facebook about how she can’t stand Noky and Trish.

 

[ButterTart]

Counting the residual checks as the ghost writer of international smash hit Thank You Baked Potato.

 

[VoR]

 

[ButterTart]

Turning the heating on full blast so she can finally leave Wheeler Street.

 

[Lucille]

Anal.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Searches for weaknesses in Enya's castle so she can invade and claim it for herself.

 

[ButterTart]

Moonlighting as her drag alter ego Anne Dreamofsheep.

 

[Lucille]

Runs a hedgehog sanctuary.

 

[VoR]

Crank calls Tori Amos to recite the pussy willows scene from Serial Mom.

 

[ButterTart]

Browses Moopy under the username 'Tisch', flicking herself off and cackling wickedly as she peruses the Waiting for Kate Bush to do something thread.