Sveriges Tolva (Thurs 14th May, 20.00 BST)

[Tetris-Rock]

What's this what's this?!

@Penelope worked out that Google Translate works for the subtitles on SVT Play when you watch in Chrome. Even works on live shows, although obvs better when it's not. But STILL, helps you to understand what the fuck is going on.

 

[Zu]

I think this is potentially the best Eurovision replacement show we’re likely to get.

Background: this is Sweden’s attempt to deliver a 2020 Contest that is as close to the real thing as possible.

Oh just look at how things turn out. Still, this has cheered me up no end

 

[Suomi]

I still think it was the best we’re gonna get! I mean, roll on Saturday with 30 seconds of each song

 

[ButterTart]

I still think it was the best we’re gonna get! I mean, roll on Saturday with 30 seconds of each song

Jesus each one will feel like the longest 30 seconds of my life. Thank God I'll be pissed.

 

[Zu]

I still think it was the best we’re gonna get! I mean, roll on Saturday with 30 seconds of each song

Oh the best is all over now. That fabulously crappo, ultra-limptastic voting is a highlight which absolutely cannot be improved upon and Saturday’s going to be a right boring horror. Think I’ll book myself into a padded cell at the Homerton instead. Actually I’ve always quite fancied one of those

 

[Suomi]

Oh the best is all over now. That fabulously crappo, ultra-limptastic voting is a highlight which absolutely cannot be improved upon and Saturday’s going to be a right boring horror. Think I’ll book myself into a padded cell at the Homerton instead. Actually I’ve always quite fancied one of those

If you do, ask for Mike - he’s hilarious

 

[Zu]

Oh I shall!

 

[Alla]

We'll miss this, insane voting included, this Saturday.

 

[Zu]

I can’t stop thinking about it and I’ve got to be awake at 6

Did the three people in the “audience” clap after the many hours of escalating voting tension had reached their giddy peak and the winner was declared?