Switzerland 2023: Remo Forrer - Watergun

[Tisch]

Officially announcing on 7th March, but we have this from the Crystal Ball which... is not promising.



Yes the Crystal Ball is now an officially reliable source

 

[VoR]

Well nothing about that photo looks promising. Did they learn NOTHING from last year?

 

[Kratz]

I smell a televote ZERO

 

[Soldi]

It’s been officially confirmed.

 

[Iguana]

FULL of PERSONALITY!

 

[VoR]

His latest single. Yeah, I have very low expectations for this being anything but bland beige.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Twinks ARE really back in!

 

[Pingu]

His latest single. Yeah, I have very low expectations for this being anything but bland beige.

Hmm. I mean obviously this is shite but if he gave us something along the uptempo summery George Ezra lines then I could see about getting behind it.

That’s the only way this can work. I appreciate it’s probably just going to be another sadboy ballad.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Twinks ARE really back in!

Hopefully there will be a backlash and next year will be the ropey middle aged women year.

 

[Penelope]

I believe Switzerland is evil.

 

[ButterTart]

Hopefully there will be a backlash and next year will be the ropey middle aged women year.

Sweden could expedite that by sending Loreen to Liverpool.

And if we send hometown gal Claire Sweeney.

 

[ButterTart]

I believe Switzerland is evil.

I’ve believed that ever since they sent blousy nightmare bastard Goujon’s Tits TWICE.

 

[Tisch]

Sounds interesting! Very Imagine Dragons. Didn't expect that vibe at all.

 

[Penelope]

It sounds better than Boys Do Cry, I'll say that much.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Thank you, but that’s not for me.

 

[ButterTart]

Well, after the EVIL they’ve visited upon us over the past three years, this sounds like a welcome change of pace.

 

[Soldi]

Love that, like Raincatchers, we’re once again deciding how good or bad a song is based on a tiny snippet

 

[Lucille]

He looks like the evilest of twinks.

 

[Soldi]

Another teaser

 

[ZenGiraffe]

 

[Lucille]

What in the Sheldon Riley

 

[VoR]

Well that sounds boring.

 

[VoR]

Yep, boring.

 

[D5K]

I don't mind it, it's a step up from Boys Do Cry at least. It'll get lost in semi 1 though.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Just listened to this and Cyrus back to back. Is it the same song? It’s definitely the same sort of DOG EGG.

 

[Soldi]

Apparently the last Swiss head of delegation resigned after the 2021 contest which EXPLAINS A LOT.

 

[Penelope]

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

Unpopular opinion perhaps, but I think this does its particular Eurovision genre (boring Arcade soundalike) really VERY WELL and the staging is stunning. Those pyro missiles!

Sad boi ballad is quite possibly my least favourite type of entry, so GOOD JOB Switzerland to get me semi-on board with this.

 

[Lucille]

I feel it could be over shadowed by Cyprus in the final which does the same thing but with PITS and FEET.

 

[GinAg (39)]

BE VERY WORRIED ABOUT THE SWISS

I had the mother jury and work jury get desperately excited over this.