The Masked Singer: Series 2

I think we should all try to guess who’s behind this season’s masks in advance of hearing the voices. The more absurd and offensive the better, obviously :disco:
 
I’m genuinely hoping Viking is Jimmy Somerville. He does look QUITE SMALL

*turns out to be some shortarse off S Club 7*
 
Tisch said:
Definitely fingering ELAINE PAIGE
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I’d love her to do it, being quite the fan of the voice, but I think the ego (and gin) would prevent. She is after all The First Lady of Musical Theatre :disco:
 
- Alien - Mrs Sutcliffe
- Blob - Katie Hopkins
- Bushbaby - Julie
- Dragon - Linda Lusardi
- Grandfather Clock - Euphoria
- Harlequin - Loreena Bobbit
- Robin - Robin Gibb
- Seahorse - Prince Andrew
- Swan - Kavana
- Viking - Morecambe and Wise
- Sausage - Jimmy Carter
- Badger - Guru Josh
 
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I am so excited that this is only a few weeks away. Genuinely my new favourite show that isn't Real Housewives of an Australian city.

I have a range of predictions based on who I think were achievable bookings and I can't wait to see how they turn out. My friend and I have a competition between us for it. These guesses are from August:

  • Alison Hammond
  • Bonnie Tyler
  • Bradley Walsh
  • Emeli Sandé
  • Frankie Bridge
  • Freddie (Andrew) Flintoff
  • Kathryn Ryan
  • Matt Willis
  • Michael Ball
  • Scott Mills
  • Sharon D Clarke
  • Susan Boyle
 
There’s bound to be at least one American so I’m hoping for the soothing sounds of DENYSE LEPAGE OFF LIME although she is admittedly Canadian
 
Pop favourite Carol Decker is bound to turn up at some point or another

NOTHING BETTER TO DO :)
 
Ellie said:
Alien - Thandie Newton
Seahorse - Mya
Grandfather Clock - Frank Skinner
Harlequin - Jamelia
Badger - Harry Hill
Swan - Björk
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I’ve always found Frank Skinner to have quite a sleazy, sinister vibe which makes me uneasy and that clock looks like filth so it wouldn’t surprise me if that were him
 
It would be better if the outfit was replaced by Queen Bee (or even just a hessian sack), but it doesn't feel right having discussion of Nicola Roberts and her vocal prowess without posting this again.

 
Poor Nicola didn’t even get the chance to re-release Beat of my drum

the true travesty of this year
 
Do we think we are likely to get an even better line up this year because of a lack of work due to COVID? I do hope so.
 
POSSIBLE CONTENDERS IN MY MIND

DANNII MINOGUE
BONNIE LANGFORD
CHARLOTTE CHURCH
MARINE MCCUTCHEON
RICK ASTLEY
HOWARD FROM HALIFAX ADVERTS
TRACY SHAW
HEIDI RANGE
DUNCAN JAMES
SINITTA
MICHAEL BALL
 
Nancy said:
POSSIBLE CONTENDERS IN MY MIND

DANNII MINOGUE
BONNIE LANGFORD
CHARLOTTE CHURCH
MARINE MCCUTCHEON
RICK ASTLEY
HOWARD FROM HALIFAX ADVERTS
TRACY SHAW
HEIDI RANGE
DUNCAN JAMES
SINITTA
MICHAEL BALL
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I would be COCK-A-HOOP if that was the line up.
 
You better not be posting rumoured line ups without spoilers Nance! :kim:
 
JUST OCCURRED TO ME THAT MICHELLE GAYLE MUST BE A STRONG POSSIBILITY
 
I haven’t actually heard any rumours of who is taking part in this apart from BAGA CHIPZ which I’m not really all that convinced by. I like the air of mystery surrounding it all. It’s like the tv version of our Zu.
 
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