UK: The Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson years - problematic + infected + broke the law + electoral poison + sneks + not very good + OVER (funny)

[ZenGiraffe]

Sky News reporting several others in the cabinet are considering their position tonight.

Stop, I can only be so erect

 

[GinAg (39)]

GET HER, SAJ!

 

[win_the_game]

Beth Rigby saying Rishi Sunak is now resigning!!!!

 

[COB]

Oh my word

 

[ZenGiraffe]

THE FUCK

 

[Pingu]

AND WE'RE OFF!

 

[win_the_game]

Sunak is GONE!

 

[GinAg (39)]

 

[Jark]

this is so THRILLING

 

[Loufoque]

We can't help but stan (of course, without actually stanning any of these awful people)

But he will probably still CLING ON

 

[lolly]

SIMPLY FUCKING BEAUTIFUL

 

[lolly]

Is Nadine still clinging on?

 

[jivafox]

OMG

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Is Nadine still clinging on?

She'll resign by mistake

 

[GinAg (39)]

HOLY SHIT!

 

[GNL]

Beaten to it I see

 

[Loufoque]

I love that the ones who conceivably have a political career beyond Boris are like rats off a sinking ship. I imagine Nadine will go down with the ship Dido-style.

 

[Soldi]

Evil Priti next please!

 

[COB]

Love that their terrible handling of that AWFUL OLD QUEEN SEXPEST seems to be the straw that's broken the camel's back.

 

[Lucille]

Surely he can’t survive this?

 

[lolly]

We can't help but stan (of course, without actually stanning any of these awful people)

But he will probably still CLING ON

Rishi's 'may be my last ministerial job' quote is only there to make him appear BRAVE and PRINCIPLED, isn't it?

Fuck off, that ship sailed months ago.

 

[GinAg (39)]

Can someone @Moderator put + not very good back in the title after MASS RESIGNATIONS. My phone is playing silly wankers

 

[rhythmbandit]

Tomorrow's PMQs will be fun.

That's if he turns up.

 

[jivafox]

Health Secretary resigning on the 74th birthday of the NHS

 

[Madíson]

WHOOP

 

[Loufoque]

You know Theresa is literally shaking and crying rn

 

[Madíson]

 

[win_the_game]

I'm positively GIDDY at the wheels finally coming off.

 

[Loufoque]

I like the wording "broke the deadlock over Brexit" - nice tonal pivot away from "got Brexit done", because no one wants to be associated with that.

 

[Jark]

You know Theresa is literally shaking and crying rn

I'm sure she's donning her heels and ball gown for a nice coincidental evening stroll past a cluster of journos as we speak

 

[Kratz]

He probably can’t cling on beyond 1922 elections (I think next week?). He either goes now or will be forced out via a change on the rules.

 

[GinAg (39)]

He probably can’t cling on beyond 1922 elections (I think next week?). He either goes now or will be forced out via a change on the rules.

Oh yes, that's the moment.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

 

[COB]

Imagine being so desperate to touch up men's bums that you manage to bring down a government

 

[Jark]

Imagine being so desperate to touch up men's bums that you manage to bring down a government

the gays truly are all-powerful

 

[Loufoque]

OK but where is Queen Emily to roll her eyes and make a deliciously bitchy comment? The gays are open and ready.

 

[GNL]

Where is Liz' resignation photoshoot? Hurry up bbz, the moment is passing.

 

[lolly]

Who's next? It's been several minutes now.

 

[Soldi]

Where is Liz' resignation photoshoot? Hurry up bbz, the moment is passing.

It’s rush hour at the pork markets

 

[Jark]