United Kingdom 2024: Olly Alexander - Dizzy

[Kratz]

Is it the gay gym?

Equinox. So yes.

 

[ButterTart]

Equinox. So yes.

Equinox? Is that part of a franchise or a common framework?

 

[Kratz]

 

[Soldi]

TOP TEN on the EUROJURY

 

[GNL]

It's comin' 'ome.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Israel and Germany in the top ten!?

Who are the Euro jury and are they getting the medical attention they so desperately require?

 

[Alla]

Israel and Germany in the top ten!?

Who are the Euro jury and are they getting the medical attention they so desperately require?

Never heard of this shit before, checked the Spanish and Swedish jury and one of the Spanish one is a properly mental woman that was in an online preselection a decade ago. Maria Sur is there for Sweden too, so yes, desperate people basically.

 

[Alla]

The points from the United Kingdom

Meet this year’s jury members:

• Alex Larke – Represented the United Kingdom at Eurovision 2015 as part of Electro Velvet
• Beanz – Represented the United Kingdom at Eurovision 1995 as part of Love City Groove
• Debby Bracknell – Backing vocalist for the United Kingdom at Eurovision 2018
• Katrina – Winner of Eurovision 1997 with “Love Shine A Light”
• Yves Cueni – Backing vocalist for the United Kingdom at Eurovision 2021 and Finland at Eurovision 2018

You can tell they were scraping the barrel for anyone that would say yes

Germany top 10 Poland and Albania top 3! That poor woman Katrina who was in the BFest jury giving top points to Zorra, yes bitch

 

[Hak]

Who are the Euro jury?

The Euro jury comprises juries from a total of 46 countries, with each jury consisting of 5 ESC-associated persons.

TOP TEN on the EUROJURY

TOP TEN

1.		295	37 juries
2.		288	39 juries
3.		280	34 juries
4.		189	31 juries
5.		154	24 juries
6.		152	26 juries
7.		110	13 juries
8.		83	15 juries
9.		81	15 juries
10.		76	16 juries

 

[Kratz]

That doesn’t look so unlikely from a jury vote perspective.

 

[Tisch]

The points from the United Kingdom

Meet this year’s jury members:

• Alex Larke – Represented the United Kingdom at Eurovision 2015 as part of Electro Velvet
• Beanz – Represented the United Kingdom at Eurovision 1995 as part of Love City Groove
• Debby Bracknell – Backing vocalist for the United Kingdom at Eurovision 2018
• Katrina – Winner of Eurovision 1997 with “Love Shine A Light”
• Yves Cueni – Backing vocalist for the United Kingdom at Eurovision 2021 and Finland at Eurovision 2018

I can see it's alphabetical but I can't help at pull this face at actual Katrina getting billed between two background singers and below someone called Beanz.

 

[dmlaw]

I can see it's alphabetical but I can't help at pull this face at actual Katrina getting billed between two background singers and below someone called Beanz.

AND with one half of Electro Velvet topping the bill. I was sure that they had been dropped in the monge grinder whilst the votes were still being announced.

 

[Madíson]

Why do they release the names beforehand? Let the Azeri government do some work.

 

[dmlaw]

Why do they release the names beforehand? Let the Azeri government do some work.

I don’t think these are actual jury members. This Eurojury thing seems to have about as much legitimacy as the press poll.

 

[Kratz]

Yes this isn’t the actual UK jury. I can’t imagine for a second ‘Him from Electro Velvet’ making the shortlist. Although where Heidi Range leads…

 

[Raining on Me]

I love how their page describes itself as the "most accurate prediction of Eurovision results". In comparison to what?

I mean they had the UK as 4th in the jury vote last year if I'm reading that right. Which is SPOT ON if we're comparing it to nothing whatsoever

 

[VoR]

Olly getting the international promo in…

 

[Alla]

I can see it's alphabetical but I can't help at pull this face at actual Katrina getting billed between two background singers and below someone called Beanz.

That poor woman must be so bored at home and up for anything, I can see her giving results for the next @straightorbroken ASFM

 

[straightorbroken]

That poor woman must be so bored at home and up for anything, I can see her giving results for the next @straightorbroken ASFM

Märy Kiäni and Kelly Wilde are still very much in their prime.



Life needs no deposit
So open up your closet!

 

[Kratz]

Olly getting the international promo in…

Coming for that Rest of the World 12!

 

[Penelope]

Coming for that Rest of the World 12!

Well, one of those two numbers anyway

 

[bypass]

I love how their page describes itself as the "most accurate prediction of Eurovision results". In comparison to what?

I mean they had the UK as 4th in the jury vote last year if I'm reading that right. Which is SPOT ON if we're comparing it to nothing whatsoever

This was their final combined result

 

[Saltwater]

I love how their page describes itself as the "most accurate prediction of Eurovision results". In comparison to what?

The TAROT