Worst Jimmy "Joker" Thörnfeldt entry?

[Hak]

As we all know, Melodifestivalen is a songwriting competition, and Joker's track record is simply stellar!

Jimmy has been involved in almost half of finalen entries in the last few years. However, even the sun has its spots. Last week, the combined effort of the Ds (Danny, Dino, Dotter) and SVT's rigged prolonging episode finally managed to put an end to Joker's string of 11 straight final appearances.

Now, one question lingers: Which is Jimmy Joker's worst Melodifestivalen entry to date?

To avoid letting performance ability cloud our judgment, I'm strictly referring to studio versions here. I'm also limiting the options to Jimmy's six NQ acts, as I consider qualifying for the final an endorsement of quality by the Swedish public.

 

[Hak]

 

[D5K]

Dance Alone and One Touch both exceed 12455/10

 

[Penelope]

What an ALMANAC OF THE GREATS!

 

[Velvet Skies]

I remember this to be an impressive low in an impressively bad heat

 

[Hak]

Even 'Om allting skiter sig' has its merits. I don't quite understand how one can write 24 songs and not produce a single complete dud. He and Dino are the Polar Bear opposites of Y&Y.

 

[Penelope]

I remember this to be an impressive low in an impressively bad heat

That was one of the best heats of all time?!?

 

[Velvet Skies]

That was one of the best heats of all time?!?

Of course Charlotte, Klara (and even Alvaro)'s performances are keepers. But the bottom 3 was HORRENDOUS

 

[Hak]

For two years running, Joker has had a hand in writing the entire top 3 as well as 5 of the top 7

 

[VoR]

What do we know about this man? I feel he doesn’t have the ALLURE of Thomas G:Son or the sinister sexual energy of Fredrik Kempe.

 

[Kratz]

VOICES

 

[Kratz]

Including Dance Alone in the list is literal violence

 

[Hak]

Including Dance Alone in the list is literal violence

Violence committed by an abuse victim hand in hands with the Swedish public.

 

[Penelope]

Wait - if he's written so many entries, why are there so few options on this poll...?

 

[Hak]

To avoid letting performance ability cloud our judgment, I'm strictly referring to studio versions here. I'm also limiting the options to Jimmy's six NQ acts, as I consider qualifying for the final an endorsement of quality by the Swedish public.