X Factor DEAD

Zu 2

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Oh God I’ve missed this VILENESS

Especially now I don’t care who likes me or not :disco:
 

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Kate Thornton has cracked open the prosecco to celebrate. She's also been arrested as she did so by smashing the bottle on Denise Van Outen's forehead during a live streaming of the Zoom exclusive Loose Matalan Harpies.

The show could have continued, but the formula was stale and if they can't maintain careers of Burkey and Turkey (let's just say Leona's plastic surgery to stop her looking like a horse has created another problem), or agree to the new contract Dannii has just squealed in excitement at them with, then why should I even bother?
 

FetchFugly

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Bring back MARTI CAINE and NEW FACES

Now Nina Myskow had an eye for talent.

Anyway, it had to be done, they couldn't get away with saying it was being rested forever.

I'm not convinced Simon's 'exciting' new GAME (not TALANT) show is likely to do any better. Where are the masks and costumes?
 

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What is Walk the Line? Has Cowell decided to crack the lucrative Johnny Cash impersonator market?
I can't remember exactly (something to do with successful acts gambling on whether to take the money or stay for another week) but when I read the premise it sounded like they'd thought of the name first and tried to invent a format around it.
 

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And yet Britain’s Got Talant TRUNDLES on...

It amazes me that people still have an appetite for end of pier entertainment in 2021
 

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:D at horrifyingly sick pigs @COB and @Soldi greeting this with a SAD FACE

By the way I can't be bothered doing the various REACTIONS so all anyone can expect from Zu 2 is a bog standard LIKE
Oh I KNOW, Zu

It's all very well for these youngsters with their CHOICE and LIGHTNING DIGITS, but it makes me feel like I'm SITTING THE 11 PLUS AGAIN just to react to a post!
 

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COB

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:D at horrifyingly sick pigs @COB and @Soldi greeting this with a SAD FACE

By the way I can't be bothered doing the various REACTIONS so all anyone can expect from Zu 2 is a bog standard LIKE
Make a 🐷 reaction specifically for me to use on this post please!
 

Zu 2

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Actually I've just noticed that we have WOW which might come in handy

:hostage:
 

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It's been dead to me since Louis Walsh voted out Maria Lawson instead of the dire Conway Sisters.
 

Zu 2

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It's been dead to me since Louis Walsh voted out Maria Lawson instead of the dire Conway Sisters.
I don't remember EITHER of them

For me it was never the same after the premature departure of gay chatroom favourite Niki Evans and her temptingly meaty minge :disco::horny:
 

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I don't remember EITHER of them

For me it was never the same after the premature departure of gay chatroom favourite Niki Evans and her temptingly meaty minge :disco::horny:
She used to be the dinner lady at the school down the road from me. Minge so meaty she walked like she’d just spent 24 hours on a bucking bronco for Comic Relief.
 

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A quick overview says I haven't watched any X-Factor since Fleur East came 2nd, which was a silly result. I have almost no recollection of the previous series and not watched anything after 2014.

When did the ratings dip start?
 

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It hadn't produced a STAR in years. Who's the last person from it to have any sort of success? HATEFUL James Arthur? Fleur East (as a radio host sadly)?
 

Zu 2

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She used to be the dinner lady at the school down the road from me. Minge so meaty she walked like she’d just spent 24 hours on a bucking bronco for Comic Relief.
I did hear some shocking and libellous rumours about her stealing food from the canteen and storing it UP THERE so she'd never be found out
 

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