Y*va & L*nda National Final GREATEST HITS Boiler Survivor - ROUND TWO (BEAUTIFUL WILDCARD + TRIPLE EXIT)

[Haiku Rewrites]

We tread on in our battlefield of the TALENT AND CREATIVITY of the wannabe Blonde Ambition sister (and that other one she's using as a prop).

12 acts survived the first elimination, include rewrites of Adele and Rebecca Ferguson, some Moldovan peasants and for once a Georgian act made it past the first round of a Moopy game by not being the worst!

12 acts remain, but now a hot new BEAUTIFUL UKRAINIAN BOMBSHELL is entering through the HIDDEN DOOR to dazzle you!

In addition, not one, not two, but THREE ACTS will get the chop this edition (like the original Linda, RIP dear )

Who will survive? Who will get their moment to shine? Who really cares?

This is Round 2 of the Y*va & L*nda National Final GREATEST HITS Boiler Survivor!



Results So Far:
14th Place: Belarus 2019 - A BETTER YOU - Evgeny Dolich (Preselection) - ROUND 1
15th: Latvia 2018 - WALK THE TALK - Liene Greifane (7th Place) - ROUND 1​

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

Moldova 2013 - I NEED YOU NOW - Inaya (Semi-Finalist)


Belarus 2014 - YOU WILL BE HERE - Janet (3rd Place)


Ukraine 2014 - LOVE MAKES YOU BEAUTIFUL - Natalia Valevska (5th Place)


Finland 2015 - HOLD YOUR COLOURS - Solju (4th Place)


Ukraine 2016 - OVERLOAD - Viktoria Petryk (Semi-Finalist)


Moldova 2016 - IRRESISTIBLE - Doinita Gherman (7th Place)


Iceland 2016 - EYE OF THE STORM - Karlotta Sigurðardóttir (3rd Place)

 

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Georgia 2017 - FIGHTER - Elene Mikiashvili (14th Place)


Poland 2018 - MOMENTUM - Monika Urlik (3rd Place)


Moldova 2018 - DANCE IN FLAMES - Doinita Gherman (3rd Place)


Serbia 2019 - ČUDO - Goga Stanić (Semi-Finalist)


Moldova 2020 - REMEDY - Viorela Moraru (Finalist)


Poland 2022 - WHY DOES IT HURT - Lidia Kopania (10th Place)

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

Hope the weaker-willed twin wasn't punished for screwing up the t-shirt dye.

 

[Lucille]

Such a gorgeous shade of LIME.

 

[Alla]

I wonder what's the secret behind Y*va & L*nda's healthy hair?

 

[Kratz]

Which one is the dominant twin there?

 

[Alla]

Which one is the dominant twin there?

Y*va apparently. Source: Moopy.

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

Which one is the dominant twin there?

I'm assuming it's Y*va cause the dominant one ALWAYS has their name first.

Which one of the two is Y*va in that photo, I have no clue.

 

[Alla]

Define success:

Oh wow those figures, go girls!

 

[Lucille]

Such a gorgeous shade of LIME.

Also so MODERN.

 

[Lucille]

I’m sure the dominant one is ALWAYS on the left as well?

 

[COB]

12 acts remain, but now a hot new BEAUTIFUL UKRAINIAN BOMBSHELL is entering through the HIDDEN DOOR to dazzle you!

Crying laughing at this! Good for HER, whoever she is

 

[Alla]

Live footage of the Ukranian BOMBSHELL finding out she's still in the game

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

Hope we can get some more votes here.

The poor TALENT POOL oozing from this selection need some WATER AND LOVE cause the twins are denying it until they pay up those 300 euros.

 

[Alla]

It's not an easy decision, I can't rush and vote for just anything, I take this very serious.

 

[Alias #23]

Karlotta OUT PLEASE

 

[Alias #23]

It's not an easy decision, I can't rush and vote for just anything, I take this very serious.

Well this is my challenge as well. They're all just TOO GOOD

 

[Lucille]

As far as I’m concerned they’re ALL MY BABIES.

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

Last day to vote! I know it is tough fears to throw some of these GEMS to the wolves but it must be done.

Are we headed for a quadruple exit or will it be three?!

 

[Lucille]

I’m busy today please extend the deadline to Monday for much important pole.

 

[Apoca]

You're my only desire
Come and set me on fire
Love is taking me higher HIgher HIGHER

HEY

 

[Alias #23]

Such a gorgeous shade of LIME.

I’ve decided to take inspiration from the twins’ exciting fashions and am ONLY wearing lime from now on

 

[Alias #23]

MOAR VOTES PLEASE! It’s the pole of the year and EVERYONE is talking about it!

 

[Alias #23]

Like a REMEDY like a REMEDY

OMG I’m just spinning out of control thanks to these SIZLING HOT SOUNDS

 

[Apoca]

MOAR VOTES PLEASE! She‘s the pole of the year and EVERYONE is talking about it!

Good for Lidia

 

[Alias #23]

MOAR VOTES NOW! It’s trending on MySpace and the last.fm Top 10 is TWINS MAYHEM! Also it’s generating non-stop chat and impromptu full frontals on YAHOO GROUPS!

 

[COB]

I'd love to vote in this but I just can't bring myself to listen to any of these dreadful songs

 

[Alias #23]

I'd love to vote in this but I just can't bring myself to listen to any of these dreadful songs

I’m afraid that means you’re barred from the buffet so NO RYVITA FOR YOU

 

[Alla]

I'd love to vote in this but I just can't bring myself to listen to any of these dreadful songs

You don't think we played them all, do you? Just vote

 

[Alla]

I'm gonna change one of my votes to save the monstruosity that is Moldova 2013, rigging it as I learnt from the best (TVE)

 

[COB]

I did a random vote, apart from the beautiful wildcard because I always find it funny to send those straight back out immediately

 

[Alias #23]

I see that HOLD YOUR COLOURS is proving popular. Quite a RIVERDANCE influence which I know homosexuals adore. Also some expensive GURGLING topped off with really super singing: truly a GEM IN THE CROWN. I bet @Lume felt very proud to be Finnish when this reared its snout

 

[Alias #23]

Looks like poor Dorito Gherkin is on her way out and after being SO VERY BRAVE

 

[Alla]

I did a random vote, apart from the beautiful wildcard because I always find it funny to send those straight back out immediately

OMG you voted for Lidia yes, random, trying to get rid of the winner

 

[COB]

Is it a good song?

 

[Alla]

Is it a good song?

The singer changed it completely on stage and ruined* it, finishing dead last. It can't get better than that

*if the concept of ruining an abomination by the evil twins is even possible.

 

[Alias #23]

The singer changed it completely on stage and ruined it, finishing dead last. It can't get better than that

@COB It’s also copied in almost every way from someone else’s song

 

[Alias #23]

I do hope that the winner gets a FREE 24kbps TWINS GREATEST HITS compilation so they can luxuriate in the rich and stirring melodies of the ones for which other people paid 300 euro and lost their homes because that was their rent money

 

[Lume]

I see that HOLD YOUR COLOURS is proving popular. Quite a RIVERDANCE influence which I know homosexuals adore. Also some expensive GURGLING topped off with really super singing: truly a GEM IN THE CROWN. I bet @Lume felt very proud to be Finnish when this reared its snout

I don't know her.