Penelope
striking, unique, 𝘲𝘶𝘦𝘦𝘳
Yes that's SINCE 2017 and FEEL FREE to blow it out to a top 20/25/40/50/WHATEVER if you need, it WON'T COST YOU ANY EXTRA
Oooh now do your top 5 WORST!Anyway turns out I can manage FIFTY
- Anna Bergendahl - Ashes To Ashes (the song that saved me from the depths - if Anna Bergendahl could make it through 2010, I can make it through today)
- Oscar Enestad - I Love It (genuinely HISTORIC and an unmitigated banger )
- Dotter - Bulletproof
- Dotter - Little Tot (the most accomplished and elevated comeback after a breakout year since Euphoria, but not quite as knockout on a reptilian-brain level as Bulletproof)
- Jon-Henrik Fjällgren ft. Aninia - En värld full av strider (a spiritual odyssey - like ascending to heaven from Lappland)
- Bella & Filippa - Crucified (like if First Aid Kit had recorded Kati Wolf - What About My Dreams)
- Loreen - Statements
- Ace Wilder - Wild Child (Aqua does Alphabet Street and it turns out 10 times better than you ever thought it would)
- Jon-Henrik Fjällgren - Norrsken (SO GOOD I could CRY)
- Mariette - A Million Years
- Kamferdrops - Solen lever kvar hos dig (an out-of-body spiritual experience)
- Kadiatou - One Touch (R.I.P. Kirsty MacColl NEVER FORGET!)
- De vet du - Road Trip (the closest society has come yet to simulating the appeal of Dolly Style for straight men )
- Charlotte Perrelli - Still Young (so good and such a brilliant sign-off for her narrative that I'm actually not sure I ever want her to come back)
- Malou Prytz - I Do Me (probably the most thrilling out of nowhere triumph of recent times)
- Clara Klingenström - Behöver inte dig idag
- Margaret - In My Cabana (SUCH FUN! )
- Samir & Viktor - SHUFFLA (OMG just as much fun!)
- Lisa Ajax - Torn (very emotional, amazing lyrics from someone capable of only two facial expressions)
- Jessica Andersson - Party Voice (the only edition of Real Housewives I will ever subscribe to)
- Robin Bengtsson - I Can't Go On
- Mendez - Everyday [Safura Butcher Discotits Remix]
- Olivia Eliasson - Never Learn (my Miss Congeniality nomination for the best loser entry of the last five years)
- Renaida - All the Feels (possibly the GREATEST SONG EVER WRITTEN )
- Anna Bergendahl - Kingdom Come
- Tusse - Voices (still an important cry for justice)
- Wiktoria - As I Lay Me Down
- The Mamas - In The Middle
- Dinah Nah - One More Night
- Krista Siegfrids - Snurra min jord (the sound of your fag hag going into crisis on reaching her mid-30s - before tragically deciding the solution is taking up xylophone lessons )
- Mariette - Shout It Out
- Mendez ft. Alvaro Estrella - Vamos amigos (PURE TITS OUT JOY (Latino edition))
- Drängarna - Piga och dräng (PURE TITS OUT JOY (incest in rural Sweden edition))
- Lovers of Valdaro - Somebody Wants (TWO QUEENS STAND BEFORE ME )
- Felix Sandman - BOYS WITH EMOTIONS (KISS you COWARDS, KISS!)
- Mariette - For You
- Sonja Aldén - Sluta aldrig VoR
- Dolly Style - Habibi (OMG OMG OMG)
- Jasmine Kara - Gravity (almost SUBLIMELY hideous )
- Mohombi - Winners (very emotional and complex, one for the real heads x)
- FO&O - Gotta Thing About You (the most hysterical lyrical come-on ever - "if SMOOTH WATERS never MADE A GOOD SAILOR / then I'm a STORM BABY HERE I AM!" twink minces to death through blowdryer routine)
- Emmi Christensson - Icarus (my go-to track whenever it snows)
- The Mamas - Move
- William Stridh - Molnljus
- Amanda Aasa - Late (very sexy, very cool, love how long her neck is)
- Tess Merkel - Good Life (hope she's doing okay after selling her house for that latex top )
- Hanna Ferm - Brave (the greatest conditioner advert I've ever seen in my LIFE!)
- Zeana ft. Anis Don Demina - Mina bränder (ALSO famously the GREATEST SONG EVER WRITTEN )
- Sigrid Bernson - Patrick Swayze (possibly the WORST SONG EVER WRITTEN )
- Etzia - Up (possibly the WORST PERFORMANCE EVER SEEN )
BEST HEAT: heat 3 2017
BEST YEAR: 2017
WORST YEAR: 2018
Oooh now do your top 5 WORST!
I'll be glad to never find out AGAIN!Whatever happened to BISHARA?
Whatever happened to BISHARA?
He turned 8 and Christer lost interest.Whatever happened to BISHARA?
If I go to Eurovision again I am going to get a t-shirt emblazoned with ‘WITH 21 POINTS…SWEDEN’BOTTOM 10 (In no order)
Benjamin Ingrosso - Good Lovin / Dance You Off (What a legacy of evil; the Jeffrey Dahmer of Mello)
Right! My top 20:Some comments with your top twenty PLEASE