Madame X Tour (CW: offensive carrot)

northernlad said:
I've just realised the bit where she auctions the polaroid isn't a pre-arranged skit with her celeb pals if this témoignage is to be believed. She actually pockets the cash (Madame X is unconcerned with tax laws). Honestly screaming when he said she stopped to count his money. Whoever penned the missing VIP purses tag wasn't far off.

http://news.madonnatribe.com/en/2019/juans-front-row-experience-and-a-polaroid/

Love that they close it with We're sure all Madonna fans can relate. Indubitably.
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I know these people are obviously on a level I will never be able to understand, but how on earth do they not see that the whole VIP backstage nibble bonanza 'oh my god we saw Lourdes's discarded kleenex' is a fucking rip-off? Are they so undiscerning?? Enjoy your $1500 polaroid Juan, she looks so good in the picture :zombie:
 
Honestly I think most of the stans genuinely think she’s their MOTHER

And mummy is NEVER WRONG, even when she’s dishing up a cruddy spread. Or ESPECIALLY when. Dr Freud to the chat lounge please
 
Peekaboo said:
I know these people are obviously on a level I will never be able to understand, but how on earth do they not see that the whole VIP backstage nibble bonanza 'oh my god we saw Lourdes's discarded kleenex' is a fucking rip-off? Are they so undiscerning?? Enjoy your $1500 polaroid Juan, she looks so good in the picture :zombie:
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He's not a rich, don't hang your shit on him.
 
No one in that group picture looks particularly like a rich, which makes it even sadder.
 
I'm sure all their selfie and condensed soup vol au vent cash is going straight to Malawi :)
 
Reading all of these stories about Madame Extortionist financially dominating these poor middle-aged gays, taking their phones off them (because of her ART, not unauthorised selfies) and now serving stale Doritos at meet and greets... it's just so morally disgusting.
 
:D at “serving stale Doritos at meet and greets”

I hope it ends up turning nasty with crisps being thrown and someone doing a Greta (as in LA VRAIE MADAME) routine with the table. Have we had an update on the price of drinks at the free cash bar? “Small Blossom Hill? That’ll be FIFTY QUID LUV” :disco:
 
She's posted a video of herself ON HER KNEES at the end of the stage taking cash off her fans.

She's actually PROUD of it

I was so into the Madame X era but this has almost entirely turned me off it
 
Iguana said:
She's posted a video of herself ON HER KNEES at the end of the stage taking cash off her fans.

She's actually PROUD of it

I was so into the Madame X era but this has almost entirely turned me off it
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You and me both. The VIP thing was ridiculous in the first place but this damned Polaroid (not even with the person in it FFS) is just abhorrent. Thing is, I don’t even understand WHY she’s doing it?
 
I guess she sees it as a fun thing, probably watched videos of queens getting tipped and thought this is something Madame X should do. But really this is disgusting!
 
Absolutely DEAD at the bowls of crisps and Iceland party platter! :D

Is she really not coming on till 10:45, 11pm? How will that affect the London shows because aren't the UK quite strict on noise curfews. Wondering if I need to book the next day off work! :side-eye:

No words for the polaroid stuff. I guess she knows if you're mad enough to pay thousands for the FIRST ROW experience another 1000 for a pic of her actively laughing AT YOU is no expense.
 
Iguana said:
She's posted a video of herself ON HER KNEES at the end of the stage taking cash off her fans.

She's actually PROUD of it

I was so into the Madame X era but this has almost entirely turned me off it
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If she's still doing this by the time the tour hits London, the UK press are going to absolutely CRUCIFY HER!
I think taking cash from her fans is genuinely the most REPULSIVE thing she's ever done, and I'm a long-time post-Confessions Madonna apologist :D
 
Tischlampe said:
Is she really not coming on till 10:45, 11pm? How will that affect the London shows because aren't the UK quite strict on noise curfews. Wondering if I need to book the next day off work! :side-eye:
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Don't worry, she'll just cut Vogue, Frozen, American Life, Like a Prayer, La Isla Bonita and Human Nature from the setlist to finish on time.
 
And isn't that buffet a bit heavy on the carbs? What about the poor gays on keto diets? Some crudités and a bit of cheese for them, that's it. Although I do appreciate the artfully stacked slices of white Cuisine de France demi baguette - dry and stale I bet.
Is the food included in the VIP ticket prices or are the plates weighed at the CASH BAR and you pay before you can tuck in?
 
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