Eurovision drunk Rewatch 1999 again - 23/05 23:30

[Madisön]

Just go to www.timeanddate.com

Subtract 30 mins from the mins time. That’s where you should be.

 

[EuroTischion]

Fucks sake

 

[D1ZZY]

Is the male host a robot?

 

[Rim Soldi Tagi Dim]

Right back at this funky introduction again?

 

[D1ZZY]

Hang on my wine is finished. My evening is at a key decision point...

 

[EuroTischion]

Tbf Lithuania was quite good so I'm okay hearing it twice.

 

[Laß diemlaw Sonne in dein Herz]

Timeanddate.com and synchronise the minutes into the video with the minutes past 23.30.

 

[EuroTischion]

Hang on my wine is finished. My evening is at a key decision point...

Your options are:
1) pour another one

 

[SDF]

For the very first bar of Lithuania I thought it was CELINE DION

How wrong was I

 

[LoooooOOOOOooooOOOooocille]

Love Israeli Nigella.

 

[SDF]

OH sorry have I skipped ahead?

This is like Survivor all over again

 

[Laß diemlaw Sonne in dein Herz]

Hang on my wine is finished. My evening is at a key decision point...

Decision get another drink has been made.

 

[Wir Butter 'ne Tarty]

I've just seen her call him Terry Woggan, am I caught up?

 

[EuroTischion]

I find the host a bit dishy actually. Is that okay or is that the prosecco talking?

 

[LoooooOOOOOooooOOOooocille]

FUCK OFF TERRY

 

[Madisön]

Fugly trophy

 

[LoooooOOOOOooooOOOooocille]

I've just seen her call him Terry Woggan, am I caught up?

PERFECT.

 

[Madisön]

I’m always amazed Izhar Cohen is alive.

 

[LoooooOOOOOooooOOOooocille]

Fugly trophy

TBH they all are. So they still do the trophies?

 

[EuroTischion]

Love Israeli Nigella.

I literally said that 20 mins ago when Mr ig was in the room. I don't quite know what one I was referring to, theyre both very nigella ish!

 

[EuroTischion]

Harold Shipman having a LOVELY time

 

[Madisön]

TBH they all are. So they still do the trophies?

They have an EBU standardised trophy.

 

[Madisön]

Tradition my arse - you twats removed the orchestra.

 

[LoooooOOOOOooooOOOooocille]

Quite a SAPHIC energy between the two lady presenters.

 

[Wir Butter 'ne Tarty]

I always forget how tantalisingly sexual the chemistry between the two hostesses is.

 

[D1ZZY]

That moving sundial sculpture on the stage is one of my favourite bits of Eurovision staging ever.

 

[EuroTischion]

Quite a SAPHIC energy between the two lady presenters.

Would watch

 

[Wir Butter 'ne Tarty]

Quite a SAPHIC energy between the two lady presenters.

Tell me about it. They've had to put wet floor signs out.

 

[LoooooOOOOOooooOOOooocille]

I’m only on my second beer, this is the most sober I’ve been for 1999.

 

[EuroTischion]

LOL at presenter's "I'm so embarrassed" face

 

[Laß diemlaw Sonne in dein Herz]

I like the way that they talk about multiple cultures as the camera zooms in on the only black people in the audience.

 

[LoooooOOOOOooooOOOooocille]

HIGH TENSION AND DRAMA!!!

 

[EuroTischion]

@Soldi hasn't posted in a little while. Everything okay DARLINK?

 

[LoooooOOOOOooooOOOooocille]

Ok so Lithuania again! Do note the horrible shoe and trousers combo.

 

[Rim Soldi Tagi Dim]

@Soldi hasn't posted in a little while. Everything okay DARLINK?

I’m ALL GOOD thanks love, just having a BREATHER at the back

 

[EuroTischion]

I like the way that they talk about multiple cultures as the camera zooms in on the only black people in the audience.

Tbf somewhere at this time Eden Alrene was being BORN, getting ready to bless the world with Feker Libi

 

[SDF]

That is quite a LEWK isn't it

 

[LoooooOOOOOooooOOOooocille]

Omg is that a coronavirus dangling under the back?!?

 

[EuroTischion]

I’m ALL GOOD thanks love, just having a BREATHER at the back

How's the doggy wog?

 

[D1ZZY]

Ok so Lithuania again! Do note the horrible shoe and trousers combo.

ah NOW I get it