JaRk.FM 2nd EDITION (TONIGHT 6.30PM)

[Jark]

I really wanna be swanning around an overpriced Parisian basement bar like I own the place, doing keys on the dance floor and plunging my hand down some Frenchman’s pants.

it's good to have dreams

 

[Funky]

Griff is one of the most promising upcoming pop girls of the moment and I'm so pleased she already has an absolutely charming bleep-bloop remix under her wing

I don't know her

But Jayda G has her fingerprints all over this. That electric piano!

 

[Funky]

I really want to put my hands down someone's pants

 

[Jark]

remember to ask permission ladies

 

[Funky]

remember to ask permission ladies

*darkrooms not included

 

[Tisch]

Room for you ALL

 

[Jark]

@Soldi darling I've just noticed you've racked up 10k posts in 6 months girl IS U ON A MISSION OR WHAT

 

[Tisch]

I'm sure I listened to a GRIFF album/EP on a Jark-recommendation and enjoyed! This is BOPPING along NICELY too.

 

[Iguana]

@Soldi darling I've just noticed you've racked up 10k posts in 6 months girl IS U ON A MISSION OR WHAT

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN

 

[Lucille]

Oooooh loving the shift in mood with the Alex Kassian track!

 

[Soldi]

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN

I WAS GOING TO SAY

 

[Jark]

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN

as you know, I don't actually read Moopy

 

[Soldi]

@Soldi darling I've just noticed you've racked up 10k posts in 6 months girl IS U ON A MISSION OR WHAT

Surely EVEN YOU couldn’t have missed my EVERLASTING presence over lockdown!

 

[Jark]

Oooooh loving the shift in mood with the Alex Kassian track!

A NECESSARY BREATHER before what comes next

 

[Funky]

What's this Enya shit? I'm trying to do aerobics here!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Quiet Dawn is my favourite so far, not even joking

 

[Tisch]

Jark: "does anyone know why i can't find the KELLY CLARKSON forum these days"

 

[Iguana]

The Alex Kassian track is making me want to go to the loo with those running water sfx

 

[Jark]

What's this Enya shit? I'm trying to do aerobics here!

Quiet Dawn is my favourite so far, not even joking

so what's the truth.mp3

 

[COB]

This could almost be on one of those mid-career Björk albums everyone hates

 

[Tisch]

Are those swans?

HONK!

 

[Funky]

so what's the truth.mp3

I actually liked it. Jokes. But it did catch me off guard MID LUNGE

 

[Tisch]

This could almost be on one of those mid-career Björk albums everyone hates

You all know the words, SING ALONG!

 

[Funky]

I love Joji's voice. Some of his songs get a bit samey though so the remixes are welcome.

 

[Jark]

this remix of Praise You is so utterly ridiculous thank GOD for Purple Disco Machine huns!!!

*adds superfluous shooting star SFX*
*puts a donk on it*
*callously tosses @Jark's weave into orbit*

 

[Lucille]

Omg it’s almost over that FLEW by.

 

[FetchFugly]

I'm not sure why I've passed over this Praise You remix before, PDM has done wonderful work here.

 

[Iguana]

I do not know this Praise You mix!

 

[Funky]

I actively dislike Fatboy Slim. Basic big-beat for the masses. Even with some Disco Machine gloss I'm not feeling this. They should have totally dismantled it and done something different.

 

[Funky]

Aren't I such a HATER

This playlist has been glorious though.

 

[Jark]

thanks so much for joining me and making this 2nd edition a TOTAL SUCCESS guys hope you've loved the music, I think this setlist was pretty KILLER if I say so myself

and what better way to go out than on a total poppers o' clock Peggy Gou banger?

 

[Lucille]

Omgggg I love the Maurice Fulton/Peggy Gou track it’s really filthy.

 

[Funky]

Peggy Gou AND Maurice Fulton?

I'm here for this!

 

[Soldi]

THANKS DJ JARK

 

[Jark]

the final minute or so of this with those big ass synths... BLINDING

 

[COB]

Is this the last track? It's pretty hot tbh

 

[Tisch]

I actively dislike Fatboy Slim. Basic big-beat for the masses. Even with some Disco Machine gloss I'm not feeling this. They should have totally dismantled it and done something different.

I am well into Fatboy Slim but I've always liked my dance music a bit 'common'

 

[COB]

WELL DONE @Jark!

 

[Tisch]

Is this the YOUTUBE BONUS TRACK we've got now?

 

[Funky]

I love how everyone calls this sort of late 80s early house throwback "filthy" (which it is by the way I agree) when actually back in 88 I was a primary schooler bopping to mixtapes of this sort of stuff in my bedroom.