Moldova 2021 - Natalia Gordienko - Sugar

I just drove home from work and I’m almost sad it premiered. I hoped y’all would still be waiting
 
But yes I have no doubt the performance is going to be a FABULOUS DISASTER.
 
In order to maintain a sense of sanity, everyone needs to force themselves to love it
 
This is a hot mess of a Kirkorov record.

I can’t wait to see what kind of absurd gimmick they’ll try and pull off in Amsterdam.
 
If you’re going to do a MARUV rip-off, it needs to be dirty THROUGHOUT. The elements surrounding the “chorus” here are just a bit too clean. Nevertheless, 8/10 even though it certainly wasn’t worth sitting through all that gash and blather which made even Sanremo seem succinct
 
Still quite astonished that there was anything negative to say about this. You liked Cleopatra, you cheered for fucking WITCH WOOD in Melodi Grand Prix, some of you have even been slightly complimentary about Australia's song, yet THIS is the one that gets the harshest critiques?
 
Nothing says that the dancers are heterosexual better than fuchsia suits, no shirts and girdles.
 
ButterTart said:
Still quite astonished that there was anything negative to say about this. You liked Cleopatra, you cheered for fucking WITCH WOOD in Melodi Grand Prix, some of you have even been slightly complimentary about Australia's song, yet THIS is the one that gets the harshest critiques?
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I think enthusiasm would currently be higher had we not all sat through hours and hours of unfathomable, pointless guff like My Heart Belongs To Daddy and Phil bleating on about his catalogue of wonderful achievements before we got to the main event. Actually I’m upping it to 9.5 :disco:
 
Эулия said:
If you’re going to do a MARUV rip-off, it needs to be dirty THROUGHOUT. The elements surrounding the “chorus” here are just a bit too clean. Nevertheless, 8/10 even though it certainly wasn’t worth sitting through all that gash and blather which made even Sanremo seem succinct
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just because she's dressed like DIABETES MELLITUS rather than someone who obviously keeps stray spikes inside her commodious vulv for the tickle doesn't mean there's no DIRT going on here :oi: absolutely FILTHY trumpets that sound like Madonna when she was frugging herself on that boombox except ALL OVER A DIRTY LAMBRINI CLUB FLOOR (i swear i would honestly take a straight club night out right now), and the sheer danger and threat of that middle eight :disco:
Suomi said:
THERE’S NO CHORUS
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an instrumental chorus is a chorus - ALL music is valid and bigotry against Nocturne is the last to be protected within society yet by hate crime laws
 
Oh as if ANY of you are going to be hating on this TRASH when it takes to the stage in May :D :disco:

Are we looking at the biggest car crash since Agurbash? Illusion? I simply cannot WAIT! :disco:

The song is somewhat irrelevant :D
It's just a total knock off of what MAUV has been doing for the past few years but mixed badly - the levels on the dance break in particular are EXTREMELY muddy and low in the mix :D But THAT SAID, it's still a total banger and will clearly be living for it in a few weeks.

Quite the UPGRADE from PRISON! And with Philipp Kirkorov's entirely heterosexual paws ALL OVER THIS, I wait on TENTERHOOKS for whatever ludicrous stage concept they are about to plop out. I second the call for DANCING ICE CREAM CONES!

OH and the model boy in the video is BEAUTIFUL! Really very little chemistry with sweet Natalia :D
 
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