A Song For Moopy: The Worldvision Song Contest. CLOSED. Stunning Erection Gala TONIGHT, 8pm

[OutSynk]

 

[ButterTart]

So impatient!

 

[Iguana]

More like inpatient

 

[OutSynk]

 

[ButterTart]

I'm showing you some erections on Sunday and thumbing a semi into the Tuesday and Thursday night schedules next week. What more do you want?

 

[ButterTart]

This is my goal for today

 

[Tisch]

What more do you want?

We demand more erection puns

 

[ButterTart]

We demand more erection puns

That's a hard one but I'm sure I'll rise to the challenge.

 

[OutSynk]

We demand more erection

 

[Tisch]

Not tonight though, I've got a headache

 

[jivafox]

 

[Kate]

I'm just red raw from two weeks of ButterTart talking about his erections.

 

[ButterTart]

If you want an erection, how about Manchester's most Playstation 2-shaped landmark?

 

[Kate]

Is the UK or its constituent countries in the competition? WHAT ERECTION WOULD YOU CHOOSE.

 

[RJN]

I was thinking about sending the building across the street from my apartment, as it is a bit erection-esque but I think it would be too obvious who it is

 

[Kate]

My favourite erection within spitting distance of me is THE ARK. I really want a go on the top of it.

 

[OutSynk]

People posting erections before the gala and I’M the impatient one.

 

[D5K]

My favourite erection within spitting distance of me is THE ARK. I really want a go on the top of it.

Oh I'm fascinated by that whenever I drive past. What were they smoking?!

 

[RJN]

People posting erections before the gala and I’M the impatient one.

I hope I'm not posting anything premature

 

[ButterTart]

I was thinking about sending the building across the street from my apartment, as it is a bit erection-esque but I think it would be too obvious who it is

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Just a reminder your erection needs to be from your country. Unless the USA is your country, in which case carry on

 

[RJN]

Just a reminder your erection needs to be from your country. Unless the USA is your country, in which case carry on

I did not realize that... Let me rethink my erection

 

[Soldi]

Whoops still need to do this

 

[ButterTart]

Whoops still need to do this

Yes, yes you do.

 

[ButterTart]

My favourite erection within spitting distance of me is THE ARK. I really want a go on the top of it.

I remember reading about a famously shit NCP car park somewhere in the North East which I want to visit. I can’t find mention of it online now.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

I don’t think it has! Although I’m sure you’ll all be gagging come Sunday night when you see the erections on offer

We're edging ever closer. Two more in today

ButterTart likes edging. I know

 

[Kratz]

I remember reading about a famously shit NCP car park somewhere in the North East which I want to visit. I can’t find mention of it online now.

Was it the NCP in Gateshead (maybe used in Get Carter?). I think it has been pulled down now.

 

[ButterTart]

Was it the NCP in Gateshead (maybe used in Get Carter?). I think it has been pulled down now.

Yes! The film connection rings a bell.

 

[Diddy]

If you want an erection, how about Manchester's most Playstation 2-shaped landmark?

omg there’s a ps3 building in Osaka too!

 

[RJN]

I finally found my song and I'm feeling really really good about it

 

[ButterTart]

A few more in yesterday, final push today lads.
@Beverley
@big ron
@David 5000
@funky
@Penelope
@Pingu
@Raining On Me
@Soldi
@ZenGiraffe

 

[straightorbroken]

Positively throbbing for the erection selection.

 

[ButterTart]

Positively throbbing for the erection selection.

There'll be so many absolute corkers on display tomorrow you'll not know where to look

 

[straightorbroken]

Oh I will

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Hi Butters,

Sorry for being so late, here is my entry for worldvision

Country: Spain
Erection: Mercadona

Artist: Three Very Spanish Girls
Song: Caramelldansen Español


Look forward to winning!

 

[HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid]

Made the grave mistake of being awake at 3:48am and revisiting my entry, only to realise that I’ve only really played it in the shower, and 50% of the variance in listening outcomes is explained by Sanex Moisturising Body Wash, which is an independent variable I didn’t control for

 

[ButterTart]

Just to get you

Hi Butters,

Sorry for being so late, here is my entry for worldvision

Country: Spain
Erection: Mercadona

Artist: Three Very Spanish Girls
Song: Caramelldansen Español


Look forward to winning!

This is obviously a deserving winner. Sadly, @dmlaw has already entered The Caramella Girls, and someone else has submitted them for this contest.

 

[Tisch]

Hi Butters,

Sorry for being so late, here is my entry for worldvision

Country: Spain
Erection: Mercadona

Artist: Three Very Spanish Girls
Song: Caramelldansen Español


Look forward to winning!

I've completed my investigation, and since no giraffey nude was sent in conjunction to this, I think this might be a fake PM sent as a deterrent.

 

[ButterTart]

Does anyone here like mildly interesting lists of things? Well, you're in luck
Here's a rough geographical breakdown of where the erections and entries will be coming from over the next few days:

Europe - 21
Asia and Australasia - 9
Africa and The Middle East - 8
The Americas - 8

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I've completed my investigation, and since no giraffey nude was sent in conjunction to this, I think this might be a fake PM sent as a deterrent.

I just googled "Naked Giraffe" and, well, I resign from the internet.

Spoiler

 

[ButterTart]

I just googled "Naked Giraffe" and, well, I resign from the internet.

Spoiler

No erections here.