ASFM: Back To Basics - FLAG GALA SPECTACULAR

[ButterTart]

The Brazilian flag is dead nice. Looks more like it's advertising an end of pier planetarium than a country, but lovely colours.

 

[Soldi]

SONG 20 - Brazil

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Ooh now I do love a bit of Portuguese.

 

[dmlaw]

SONG 21 - United States of America

 

[COB]

SONG 20 - Brazil

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Could it be Now United

 

[Raining on Me]

I was about to say, how lovely to see a FLAG COMEBACK in ASFM, but what is a Brazil please?

 

[ButterTart]

SONG 21 - United States of America

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We're getting more and more obscure as the minutes pass. This just looks like a child made it with fuzzy felt.

 

[Iguana]

Could it be Now United

 

[dmlaw]

That's the end of Semi Final 1. We don't have the budget for an interval act, so on with Semi Final 2.

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

Oh dear, two real flags in a row!

 

[RJN]

SONG 21 - United States of America

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Oh I’ve been here! Wouldn’t recommend

 

[Iguana]

Oh dear, two real flags in a row!

Drink!

 

[dmlaw]

SONG 22 - Bon Bon(jour) Bitch

 

[dmlaw]

Oh dear, two real flags in a row!

They are all real flags, except some of them.

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

SONG 22 - Bon Bon(jour) Bitch

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Not the flag of @Dark Carnival ’s bedroom!

 

[Raining on Me]

Maybe it's because we're so used to seeing it but I really do HATE the USA flag. Horrible lines and clashes. Should put Christina Aguilera in the corner at least

 

[dmlaw]

SONG 23 - Haemorrhoids

 

[ButterTart]

SONG 22 - Bon Bon(jour) Bitch

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"How many colours should we put on it?"

"Yes"

 

[Kate]

SONG 23 - Haemorrhoids

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Alrighty then.

 

[Suomi]

When I lived in Texas we had to take turns to hold the flag and pledge allegiance, and of course the first time I did it I dropped it on the floor as it was heavy on my LIMP WRIST and the janitor had to come to take us and BURN IT!

GREAT LOOK for the non-American

 

[ButterTart]

SONG 23 - Haemorrhoids

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I've been to Haemorrhoids a couple of times. Bugger to park but they had a decent WH Smiths.

 

[Suomi]

Spoiler

dropped it for attention

 

[ButterTart]

I've been to Haemorrhoids a couple of times. Bugger to park but they had a decent WH Smiths.

Oh shit wait that was Hemel Hempstead.

 

[dmlaw]

I've been to Haemorrhoids a couple of times. Bugger to park but they had a decent WH Smiths.

Are you sure you aren't thinking of Gillingham? I think that might be Gillingham.

 

[ButterTart]

When I lived in Texas we had to take turns to hold the flag and pledge allegiance, and of course the first time I did it I dropped it on the floor as it was heavy on my LIMP WRIST and the janitor had to come to take us and BURN IT!

GREAT LOOK for the non-American

You lived in TEXAS?

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

Spoiler

dropped it for attention

How Dana International of you!

 

[ButterTart]

Are you sure you aren't thinking of Gillingham? I think that might be Gillingham.

Sorry, it was Keele services.

 

[dmlaw]

SONG 24 - It's Just Basic Grammar

 

[dmlaw]

Sorry, it was Keele services.

Well, they are both a pain in the arse.

 

[RJN]

When I lived in Texas we had to take turns to hold the flag and pledge allegiance, and of course the first time I did it I dropped it on the floor as it was heavy on my LIMP WRIST and the janitor had to come to take us and BURN IT!

GREAT LOOK for the non-American

Texas???

 

[Iguana]

SONG 24 - It's Just Basic Grammar

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Now this is a flag I can get behind!

 

[ButterTart]

SONG 24 - It's Just Basic Grammar

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Your taking the piss, surely?

 

[dmlaw]

You lived in TEXAS?

You end up living in all sorts of places when you have to flee a jurisdiction as often as Suomi does.

 

[Kate]

SONG 24 - It's Just Basic Grammar

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Christ. Don't tell my dad, he'll be flying this from his house and getting put on Twitter by Emily Thornberry.

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

SONG 24 - It's Just Basic Grammar

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Nice message hon, but the colours are giving me ISIS vibes.

 

[Soldi]

Texas???

You know, had that hit song @Inner Smile

 

[ButterTart]

Nice message hon, but the colours are giving me ISIS vibes.

Say what you want about ISIS but the grammar is always excellent in their ransom notes.

 

[dmlaw]

SONG 25 - Leather Pride

 

[win_the_game]

SONG 24 - It's Just Basic Grammar

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Their and they're both start with capital letters but are in the middle of a sentence. Surely that's bad basic grammar no?

 

[Kate]

Say what you want about ISIS but the grammar is always excellent in their ransom notes.

*there ransom notes

 

[ButterTart]

SONG 25 - Leather Pride

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"I don't feel like this flag is prideful enough. What should we do?"
"Pritt stick a love heart on the side?"
"Perfect"