France 2022: Alvan & Ahez - Fulenn

I'm still loving France the most and I didn't even know it comes with sex on a stick. That wink he does at the end?

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I adored this and thought it sounded even better live.

The camera work and staging were abominable though. I know that didn't do for Poland, but it did make this very hard to connect with.
 
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I adored this and thought it sounded even better live.

The camera work and staging were abominable though. I know that didn't do for Poland, but it did make this very hard to connect with.
I loved it because I was familiar with the song. You're right that on the night it just seemed like a bit of a mess.
 
Loved it and was worried it’d flop but not by THAT much!
 
I like it but it always screamed bottom 5 to me. Shame after France did so well last year. Hopefully we won’t have a similar trajectory!
 
I wonder if this result has stopped the Galicians going on about their song’s televote in the Spanish preselection.
 
I think the lesson we can take is that the UK definitely shouldn’t send a sexually aggressive banger in CORNISH next year, much as I’d kinda be here for it.
It’s remarkable how the BBC seems to be under zero pressure to send a song in Welsh after 66 years.
 
An Irish fan I know is very keen for them to try Gaelic again. If they pitch it right it might not be a terrible idea.

Interested in @dUb ’s thoughts as our resident Dublin correspondent.
 
He is stunning.

But the performance was messy (and off key) - but still very ENJOYABLE.
 
Ireland would do much better if they ditched the not very good or convincing attempts at fun pop and went back to basics with a Gaelic miseryfest featuring an accordion, harp and fiddle and lyrics about famine and / or someone’s drowned sister :disco:
 
Ireland would do much better if they ditched the not very good or convincing attempts at fun pop and went back to basics with a Gaelic miseryfest featuring an accordion, harp and fiddle and lyrics about famine and / or someone’s drowned sister :disco:
I think playing to national stereotypes might also help so why not get a MESSY DRUNK to feature on vocals? I know JUST THE WOMAN!

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I think it just got barged out of the way and forgotten in a way it wouldn't necessarily have been if, say, Moldova had gone on sixth and France had gone on nineteenth.
 
An Irish fan I know is very keen for them to try Gaelic again. If they pitch it right it might not be a terrible idea.

Interested in @dUb ’s thoughts as our resident Dublin correspondent.
This flouncy child from Junior Eurovision had a go and turned out the best Eurovision song Ireland have sent in ages. It obviously died on its arse but at least it did so in a language spoken by dozens of people worldwide.
 

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