France 2022: Alvan & Ahez - Fulenn

[D5K]

What a pointless drawn out reveal when the scores were obvious!

 

[Penelope]

AMAZING entry and AMAZING top two!

 

[Alias #23]

!

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

nice that the other Round 2 finalists are cheering them on.

Madame Joan presumably would've thrown her scarf in their face and stormed off if she had made it.

 

[Penelope]

Yeah that's my favourite of the year as it stands.

 

[GinAg (39)]

That should be at least top 10 if not top 5.

France are entering an imperial era.

 

[FetchFugly]

What a pointless drawn out reveal when the scores were obvious!

Completely ridiculous! Though to be fair Pauline didn't seem to realise she couldn't win

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

FABULOUS winner, and FABULOUS for Pauline to do so well with a song that was potentially RATHER NICHE!

What a ridiculous drawn out process too for such a glaringly obvious top 2

 

[Alias #23]

What a pointless drawn out reveal when the scores were obvious!

SOME OF US CAN’T ADD UP!

 

[VoR]

 

[COB]

Amazing winners, and commiserations to the also amazing Paulette.

 

[Soldi]

JE SUIS BRETAGNE

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

Gutted of course we won't get Pauline at Eurovision, I'd HAPPILY HAVE BOTH.

But at least we have her performance, and how fantastic France gave her proper staging, lighting, camera work and wardrobe One for the Euro-nerd AGES for sure.

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

they're still hammering on about Jenifer

 

[D5K]

The French final really has excelled itself in recent years.

 

[ButterTart]

This is far too good to be the French entry

For the first time since Requiem I won't have to actively root against them.

 

[Tetris-Rock]

Completely ridiculous! Though to be fair Pauline didn't seem to realise she couldn't win

I think they probably couldn’t see the scoreboard in the studio!

 

[COB]

Alvan or Ahez (whichever is the man) also QUITE THE HIMBO it goes without saying

 

[Penelope]

What the FUCK is this trend away from reprises?

 

[Penelope]

Alvan or Ahez (whichever is the man) also QUITE THE HIMBO it goes without saying

OUTRAGEOUSLY handsome!

 

[FetchFugly]

After ALL THAT they don't even perform again?!

 

[Kratz]

This is a tremendous entry - I probably prefer Pauline but the contest needed Fulenn

 

[auretz]

Can’t quite believe that France chose a dance song in Breton but it’s absolutely my #1 so far and he is gorgeous

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

After ALL THAT they don't even perform again?!

they're going on some talkshow right after this too cause they won. poor loves don't get to reprise their song or get a goodnight's rest/have a proper post-NF celebration.

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

Have SERBIA announced yet?

 

[ButterTart]

As if France and the UK are the strongest of the big five.

 

[Kratz]

OUTRAGEOUSLY handsome!

Seriously gorgeous - I am heading for LE CHUNNEL already

 

[Soldi]

I love it! It’s like the Tanxugueiras on SPEED

 

[ButterTart]

Romania, France and Montenegro have RESCUED the contest a bit in the last couple of days.

 

[Alias #23]

What the FUCK is this trend away from reprises?

No time for THAT when national treasure Jenifer is busy going down to the bra and popping on her roller skates to whizz round with a tray of Valium to calm the contestants’ post-show nerves

 

[Alex]

they're still hammering on about Jenifer

Well Je Danse is fabulous so on that alone.

I didn‘t warm to the winners when watched pre show. Hopefully will be on board after seeing tonights perf.
Glad Elliot god through to round 2 is a great song

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

Jenifer does have some real SULTRY BOPS in SA REPERTOIRE

 

[COB]

Jenifer to be thrown off the SEACAT after her next sold-out show at the Calais PLONK4U Emporium Arena please

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

Well Je Danse is fabulous so on that alone.

I didn‘t warm to the winners when watched pre show. Hopefully will be on board after seeing tonights perf.
Glad Elliot god through to round 2 is a great song

Oh yes, she is very brilliant as a singer. I'll try not to comment anymore on her music taste/critiques of singers I like though.

 

[Kratz]

God Fulenn is fucking everything in studio form

 

[ButterTart]

France is the first one so far I think sounds like a winner (Until Space Man is officially confirmed).

 

[Kratz]

Jenifer to be thrown off the SEACAT after her next sold-out show at the Calais PLONK4U Emporium Arena please

‘Scuse me, luv, where’s the ECHO FALLS?’

 

[Alex]

Oh yes, she is very brilliant as a singer. I'll try not to comment anymore on her music taste/critiques of singers I like though.

Jenifer forum now.
Lunatique vs Le Passage RANK AND RATE

 

[COB]

*Echo Falls Chateau Le Antifreeze gets 14 points and places higher than Elliott on the final scoreboard*

 

[rhythmbandit]

Really like that. The staging could be improved a little and it'll probably be top 5.