Mugatu Mar 28, 2019 I am a normal person, fighting every day to prove that I'm God, just like everybody else.
Mugatu Feb 25, 2019 Brief former Moopy curio Danny Gogo becoming an OnlyFans porn star is so depressing and inevitable.
Mugatu Oct 31, 2018 I've seen hell, and it's a 100mins-long interview between Jordan Peterson and Helen Lewis.
Mugatu Oct 12, 2018 I really loathe the "[x] happened and I can't EVEN", "we live in a DUMPSTER FIRE" style prose that's popular right now
I really loathe the "[x] happened and I can't EVEN", "we live in a DUMPSTER FIRE" style prose that's popular right now
Mugatu Oct 9, 2018 I have just found out that the memes I shared re: Stalin's gulags were inaccurate.
Mugatu Sep 2, 2018 Love when someone photographs the TV screen from a weird angle so famous people look like they have zika. #itsmy2cents
Love when someone photographs the TV screen from a weird angle so famous people look like they have zika. #itsmy2cents
Mugatu Sep 1, 2018 Need to stop watching graphology videos, the way I draw my Gs means I have no friends or sex life and that definitely can't be right.
Need to stop watching graphology videos, the way I draw my Gs means I have no friends or sex life and that definitely can't be right.
Mugatu Aug 24, 2018 Ended up in the science building, at least two people are watching Richard and Mortimer
Mugatu Apr 12, 2018 Don’t have deep psychosexual Freudian and Oedipal trauma/dysfunction? Good for you. Stop appropriating "daddy."
Don’t have deep psychosexual Freudian and Oedipal trauma/dysfunction? Good for you. Stop appropriating "daddy."
Mugatu Apr 6, 2018 First shorts day of the year today, narrowly failing to match last year's record score 27th March
Mugatu Feb 11, 2018 We are Savages. We are always Lit. We Are Powerful. We prank people. We Love Team 10. We love Bizzarkvark. We are JakePaulers.
We are Savages. We are always Lit. We Are Powerful. We prank people. We Love Team 10. We love Bizzarkvark. We are JakePaulers.
Mugatu Jan 26, 2018 Please read carefully - my posts all have a beginning, middle and end, like a very small book.