A Song For Moopy: Cocktail Lounge - THE RESULTS

[Superstylin']

I’ll have to have a proper read of this later because i’m currently enthralled by the women’s tennis

This is my worst placing yet I do still love it even if you all hate it

Thanks @Iguana and @Soldi for your honorable hosting duties! And well done to @jyxz - a very worthy winner!

 

[Soldi]

Joking babydoll, you’re the star of this ASFM

 

[Alex]

I'm not @Tisch

Though seriously how would we know he could be posting as you
Actually… you are coherant

 

[Iguana]

Though seriously how would we know he could be posting as you
Actually… you are coherant

Igxohfovh

 

[Iguana]

I do apologise, that was @Tisch

 

[Alex]

I do apologise, that was @Tisch

Make sure he gets enough water

 

[Tisch]

Make sure he gets enough water

 

[Alex]

I mean it is a bit rich me casting aspersions I am aware !

 

[Kate]

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God those nails make me feel QUITE ILL

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

I had an idea for one that would have been serious dramas but the calculation was too tough.

BASICALLY: it looks like a normal vote. After everything is added up, anyone whose entry gets less than a certain score is eliminated and their votes discounted. After that, a different vote limit is set and more votes discounted until we're left with one poster's votes and whoever they gave 20 to, wins. So basically, the winner wouldn't be the poster left standing but the song to which they gave full points.

It would be an utter shitshow and the punchline would not be worth the effort AT ALL.

Which is why I'm not doing it.

Oh God we absolutely need to do this!! The confusion, drama and bloodbath it would cause would be too good to miss out on.

 

[Diddy]

Oh WOW top 20, I wasn’t even being fake modest when I thought I’d crash and burn. I need to read properly, but for now, thanks Moopy.

except that stinking turncoat @Iguana who clacking and clucking about Lara but sold me up the river

 

[Alex]

Oh WOW top 20, I wasn’t even being fake modest when I thought I’d crash and burn. I need to read properly, but for now, thanks Moopy.

except that stinking turncoat @Iguana who clacking and clucking about Lara but sold me up the river

Sorry for being a disappointment and not giving you twenty

 

[Diddy]

Sorry for being a disappointment and not giving you twenty

No the 18 was lovely hun <3

You’ll be in my heaaaaart

 

[Diddy]

OH WTF there’s another scoreboard where I came 23rd. BLOW THAT

 

[Diddy]

@Soldi if I could find the Things I HATE thread, I would add scoreboards without position numbers

 

[Iguana]

Oh WOW top 20, I wasn’t even being fake modest when I thought I’d crash and burn. I need to read properly, but for now, thanks Moopy.

except that stinking turncoat @Iguana who clacking and clucking about Lara but sold me up the river

If I didn't know the song, it would have got more from me, but it's difficult to rate a song I've known like the back of my hand for 22 years against completely fresh new music. Still, I am happy you entered it!

 

[Soldi]

Well TOUGH TITS sweetheart I’d HAD IT UP TO HERE by the end

 

[Soldi]

Me when ANOTHER person complained

 

[Iguana]

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Me when ANOTHER person complained

I would follow him up the stairs any time.

 

[Soldi]

I would follow him up the stairs any time.

HANDS OFF he’s MINE

 

[Iguana]

HANDS OFF he’s MINE

There's enough ass for the both of us.

 

[Music]

And now to ESTHONIA and @OutSynk

20 Music Mimosa - Jaded - In The Morning
18 jyxz Suffering Bastard - Cream Soda & Хлеб - Плачу на техно
16 Soldi Suck, Bang & Blow - ONUKA - Vidlik
14 straightorbroken I Can Get Uppers Now - Caterina Eliza - I Can Get Up Now
12 dmlaw Grasshopper - Tommy Genesis - Peppermint
10 Raining On Me Greek Mati - Marva Von Theo - Ruins
08 Iguana Flaming Rainbow - Ace Marino, Roniit - Holding My Breath
07 Rhythmbarbican Strawberry Coquito - Anthony Ramos - Lose My Mind
06 Superstylin’ Irn Burns - Geographer - Read My Mind
05 Kratz Aviation - Molly Sanden - Nån annan nu
04 Indie Well Greased Dwarf - Windrose - Diggy Diggy Hole
03 Lucille Sazerac - Eartheater - Below the Clavicle
02 jivafox Tom Cruise’s C*m - Haerts - Hemiplegia
01 Ag Horse Jizz - Antony & Cleopatra - Why Don’t You Just Call Me

 

[ZZ]

I am here to thank @Soldi and @Iguana for putting this together and the people that gave my song points and of course give my congrats to @jyxz for another glorious win!

My song crashed and burned, but that won't deter me from entering songs no one wants to listen to

 

[Rita]

I was obviously ROBBED but was FUCKED RAGGED last night so am still in a relatively good mood.

 

[ButterTart]

Just having a quick glance to see whether we're any closer to the next contest starting.

 

[Soldi]

I thought @Alla was planning on hosting one.

 

[octophone]

Just having a quick glance to see whether we're any closer to the next contest starting.
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Calm down. Why not make yourself a nice cocktail? If only we had a list of delicious beverages somewhere...

 

[OutSynk]

Death in the afternoon is your cocktail, @Beverley ? I just noticed! It was my fave… can’t wait to meet again and serve you real one.

I'm still thinking about this post.

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

Having a soar throat for about the sixth day now, I’m not only craving absinthe but also literal death (this very afternoon).

 

[Beverley]

I'm still thinking about this post.

she wants to serve me a COCKtail. You should be jealous.

 

[Alla]

I thought @Alla was planning on hosting one.

Not sure Moopy can handle me hosting this. I might, but not now. x

 

[straightorbroken]

Just having a quick glance to see whether we're any closer to the next contest starting.
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This is the best thing Glo has ever shone her light on.

 

[Beverley]

@Alla, you not up for the next one?

 

[Soldi]

@Beverley and @RaspberrySwirl would make the PERFECT hosting duo

 

[Beverley]

Oh I missed that Alla had posted above.

 

[octophone]

You can tell who has multiple songs backed-up and ready, can't you?

 

[OutSynk]

@Beverley and @RaspberrySwirl would make the PERFECT hosting duo

The sheer possibilities for entertainment.

 

[Beverley]

@Beverley and @RaspberrySwirl would make the PERFECT hosting duo

stop trying to make fetch happen.

it ain’t gonna happen.

 

[OutSynk]

You can tell who has multiple songs backed-up and ready, can't you?

 

[Tisch]

How about one with no hosts and all votes are PUBLIC