A Song For Moopy XMAS: Holy Night 1

[Tisch]

Visual representation of @Holly's expectations 20 seconds into song 1.

 

[Soldi]

 

[GNL]

Where else on the internet would a Jewish guy host a Christmas competition accompanied by Nazi jokes?

Oh he's new to the internet

 

[ButterTart]

I can't help thinking this is exactly what Jesus would have wanted most, apart from not being nailed to a bit of wood by some bastards.

 

[Funky]

19 glorious festive bangers await.

WHAT ARE YOU HOPING TO HEAR?

A nice mix of classic festive cheer and haunting maudlin winter whining, to mix with the inevitable ‘quirky’ entrants

 

[win_the_game]

maudlin winter whining

There will be plenty of that to READ in this thread, without having to LISTEN to it too.

 

[Soldi]

After NAZI JOKES in the opening page I DREAD to think what STATE this thread will be in come the end of the night.

 

[OutSynk]

Is it too late to withdraw?

 

[ButterTart]

After NAZI JOKES in the opening page I DREAD to think what STATE this thread will be in come the end of the night.

If it's anything less than Delta Goodrem being burnt at the stake I want my money back.

 

[Soldi]

Is it too late to withdraw?

Just don’t vote

 

[ButterTart]

Is it too late to withdraw?

That exact statement is how I ended up with seven children.

 

[octophone]

I can't help thinking this is exactly what Jesus would have wanted most, apart from not being nailed to a bit of wood by some bastards.

They were just fulfilling the prophesy.

 

[GinAg (39)]

Can't believe we're only 19 Geordie ladies passed out in their own urine in the street after their work Xmas meal do away.

 

[Iguana]

18 Diddies diddling

 

[GinAg (39)]

17 sexually humiliated Santa's.

 

[Iguana]

Currently making a list* of entries and checking it twice.

* Taking @Feliz NavidAg's list and using it

 

[ButterTart]

Seventeen Lucilles a-milking (prostates)

 

[GinAg (39)]

16 Robson and Jerome Christmas albums in Oxfam.

 

[ButterTart]

Fifteen Billie Pipers Piping

 

[Iguana]

14 Christmas lights on a palm tree (sad)

 

[GinAg (39)]

14 stuffed Racheys

 

[ButterTart]

12 Diddys Didding

 

[GinAg (39)]

12 minutes from the only first play of your annual Xmas playlist!

 

[Tisch]

13 Keri Hilsons found dead in a pear tree

 

[ButterTart]

11 seconds of each song Rita will listen to.

 

[GinAg (39)]

10 minutes alert!

@AleXmas
@All Iguana Xmas Is You
@Alla want for Xmas is you
@Baby It’s Cold OutSynk
@BlitzenGiraffe🎄
@BoysForSeles
@cheap lousy jiva
@Chill Advised
@ChristmasAddict
@COBsus of Nazareth
@Diddy know it’s Christmas
@dmlawst christmas
@dUb Actually
@FaiRitale of New York
@funky the snowman
@Good Kate Wenceslas 👸🏻
@Here Comes Soldi Claus
@HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid
@Hey Kratz It’s Christmas
@Holly
@Indie Bleak Midwinter
@Jingle Beryls
@Ludolph
@jyxz the season
@Merry Tischmas!
@Mulled_wine_and_game
@Penelope
@PranceRJN
@Queen of the Bells 🔔
@Reindeer On Me
@Rhythmbaubles
@santaphone
@Suomi
@Superstylin'
@You Butter Watch Out
@5000 Gold Rings
@8 Musics-a-milking

 

[ButterTart]

Nine Suedeys Dancing

 

[Soldi]

I’M HERE

 

[Iguana]

8 Gold COBs

 

[Tisch]

Just the seven (7) red wines tonight

 

[ButterTart]

7 Rons a-rimming

 

[Soldi]

Just the seven (7) red wines tonight

I only have four cans of Coke so I might have to start drinking my rum straight by the end of this

 

[Tisch]

I only have four cans of Coke so I might have to start drinking my rum straight by the end of this

Hope that's RUM-SPICED CIDER

 

[Soldi]

5 Indie’s iglooing

 

[ButterTart]

5 PRAWN RINGS

 

[ButterTart]

4 icy turds

 

[dmlaw]

10 minutes alert!

@AleXmas
@All Iguana Xmas Is You
@Alla want for Xmas is you
@Baby It’s Cold OutSynk
@BlitzenGiraffe🎄
@BoysForSeles
@cheap lousy jiva
@Chill Advised
@ChristmasAddict
@COBsus of Nazareth
@Diddy know it’s Christmas
@dmlawst christmas
@dUb Actually
@FaiRitale of New York
@funky the snowman
@Good Kate Wenceslas 👸🏻
@Here Comes Soldi Claus
@HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid
@Hey Kratz It’s Christmas
@Holly
@Indie Bleak Midwinter
@Jingle Beryls
@Ludolph
@jyxz the season
@Merry Tischmas!
@Mulled_wine_and_game
@Penelope
@PranceRJN
@Queen of the Bells 🔔
@Reindeer On Me
@Rhythmbaubles
@santaphone
@Suomi
@Superstylin'
@You Butter Watch Out
@5000 Gold Rings
@8 Musics-a-milking

Only five people without a Christmas name. @BoysForSeles @HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid @Penelope @Suomi and @Superstylin' need to sort thepms elves out.

 

[GinAg (39)]

5 PRAWN RINGS

Nice

 

[Iguana]

Here's your playlist - NO PEEKING!!

 

[Soldi]

Here's your playlist - NO PEEKING!!

Can you pop it in the first post please xox