ASFM: Anti-Valentine Edition - RESULTS 6pm TONIGHT!

[COB]

Annoyingly, on the day of my viewing party I realised I could have submitted this - which is basically the same as the Hazell track but better/funnier:

 

[Lucille]

VOTE IN THE EUROVISION 100 SEMI FINAL. SLAG.

OH YEAH!!!

 

[straightorbroken]

It's unfortunate that under 2 ASFM threads is another called "Milk the cow"

Looking forward (through my fingers) to reading the results of it all.

 

[Suomi]

Well you should be glad I pissed it away to save you the shame!

I love it - the verses are glorious

 

[jyxz]

5 views!!! Did you upload it @jyxz

I know! I clocked the view count.

There’s ANOTHER ode to Medway on the b-side too. View count sub 10 also

 

[GinAg (39)]

I love it - the verses are glorious

Yes it's a lovely Mediterranean early 00s banger!

 

[jyxz]

Medway..... you’re the one!

 

[OutSynk]

Bimbo and Vamos a Bailar were such blasts from the past I wasn’t prepared. It’s like if I had sent The Wreckoning by Boomkat or something.

 

[ButterTart]

I've only just realised this starts at 6. I'll be beaming in live from the good Sainsburys for the first bit of it.

 

[GinAg (39)]

I might have to duck out at the end as it's Friday and I have reason to celebrate tonight!

 

[Iguana]

Who knew a seemingly simple and broad theme would cause so much bovvah. Still, everyone has been surprisingly restrained with the "WHY DID YOU ALLOW THIS AND NOT MINE!!!" crap, thankfully.

I thought YOURS was the most suspect, being about a religious experience rather than heartbreak

 

[straightorbroken]

I can feel it in my Aspudden that I'll be top 20 again.

 

[Lucille]

My parents who RELIABLY have dinner between 5 and 6 every night, because, NORTHERN, have RUDELY scheduled a CURRY NIGHT bang in the middle of this!!!

 

[OutSynk]

I thought YOURS was the most suspect, being about a religious experience rather than heartbreak

 

[Kate]

I thought YOURS was the most suspect, being about a religious experience rather than heartbreak

SAYS WHO!

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

Medway..... you’re the one!

All this talk about Hazell Dean, and I just realized it’s not the same person as the other Moopy-niche favourite Su Pollard.

 

[Nancy]

If this was 1990, we'd be able to watch Neighbours now then it would be time for the results

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

I thought YOURS was the most suspect, being about a religious experience rather than heartbreak

And yet my original choice (which would have stood out (like a sore thumb)) was rejected for being a spiritual break up song.

 

[Nancy]

Oh, what do you know! You can watch Neighbours now on Channel 5 and PLAIN JANE is back. It's just like getting home from school

 

[Kate]

You can all send your REJECTS to Tischvision.

 

[Berly]

Cooking tea early so I’m ready to tune in and collect my points!

 

[Nancy]

Me on the lookout for which posters are giving me top marks tonight

 

[Kate]

I shall be eating pizza and drinking pink Prosecco whilst typing/copying/pasting. WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?

 

[GinAg (39)]

I shall be eating pizza and drinking pink Prosecco whilst typing/copying/pasting. WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?

YOU PASS OUT

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

You get your keyboard sticky and dirty

 

[ButterTart]

I hope you’ve all given me points otherwise I shall shit myself in the middle of Sainsbury’s and tell the staff it’s because I’ve been cyber bullied.

 

[Nancy]

EIGHT MINUTES TO GO

 

[Nancy]

Unless there's a technical fault with the train

 

[GinAg (39)]

Cum on the track.

 

[Kate]

Oh someone's LIVED us already. Ta!

 

[GinAg (39)]

I am resigned to a HARD FLOP.

 

[Kate]

Just going to find some dance music shit on Twitch as background music.

 

[Kate]

Oh hai TRANCESTATION! That will do.

 

[Nancy]

Is this going to be a traditional results reveal?

 

[Kate]

Is this going to be a traditional results reveal?

Yes. What non-traditional ways ARE THERE?

 

[GinAg (39)]

No they're sent by PIGEON.

 

[Kate]

Are we READY?

 

[Kate]

No they're sent by PIGEON.

Shit have I got time to change everything

 

[Berly]

READY

 

[GinAg (39)]

Very yes.