ASFM Iguanavision II - the RESULTS!

[Iguana]

I keep getting mixed up when reading Helena of Queen of Bay

And my avatar being 'Queen of the Bay' can't help

 

[Tisch]

Finally, a dribble (thanks cob) and a spurt (thanks butter).

Ooh I've just had a couple of these now. They feel GOOD.

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

Big thanks to @COB I feel this might have been my first and last big score.

 

[Tisch]

And my avatar being 'Queen of the Bay' can't help

I'm sure @Queen of the Bay is quite thrilled at having about 8 chances of winning this though

 

[Kratz]

Shy'm isn't answering my calls

 

[Iguana]

He hates Queen Liz Truss, but who does he love? It's...

@funky

7/40

20 Lisa Simpson - Lizard Queen - Tara Kemp - Hold You Tight - Haiku

15 Queens, NYC - TOKiMONSTA - I Wish I Could - Berly

12 Brian May - Allison Ponthier - Hollywood Forever Cemetery - GNL

10 Queen Clarisse Renaldi - Anderson East - Falling - rhythmbandit

8 Sindel - Elderbrook - Broken Mirror - ButterTart

7 Queen of fiction: Nadine Dorries - Lake Malawi, We are Domi - High-Speed Kissing - Alex

6 Ellen Ripley - Bokka - A Spell - Raining On Me

5 Lady Penelope - Marianas Trench - Rhythm of Your Heart - Alla

4 Queen of the Bay - Moonchild Sanelly & Sad Night Dynamite - Demon - Iguana

3 Venus D-Lite - Hi Fashion - I’m Not Madonna - Tisch

2 Scarlet Witch - Exotica - Une miss s’immisce - OutSynk

1 Queen Of Pain - Zeigeist - Tar Heart - Suedey

 

[straightorbroken]

Ooh I've just had a couple of these now. They feel GOOD.

I feel cheap and ignored. God I love asfm.

 

[Alex]

Well this is going far better than feared

 

[OutSynk]

Wow didn't expect a 20 from JIZZ. Thanks babe!

 

[Tisch]

Ooh I've just had a couple of these now. They feel GOOD.

Oh and anuthurr (mini) one! Thanks @funky

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

I’m so offended by these votes

 

[Iguana]

SorB time!

@straightorbroken

8/40

20 Scarlet Witch - Exotica - Une miss s’immisce - OutSynk

15 50ft Queenie - Dum Dum Girls - Bedroom Eyes - BoysForSeles

12 BOUDICCA, QUEEN OF THE ICENI - Vicious Pink - Cccan’t You See - Suomi

10 Caucasus Dynasty - Iveta Mukuchyan - Hayastani Axjikner - Apoca

08 Cleopatra - Sega Bodega feat. Arca - Cicada - RaspberrySwirl

07 Queen Latifah - Diamond Cafe - The Way You Used To Love Me - funky

06 Rabid Fan confuses K Lo with J Lo - Wet Leg - Chaise Longue - Rita

05 Queen of the Bay - Moonchild Sanelly & Sad Night Dynamite - Demon - Iguana

04 Queen of Jordan - Strabe - Magic - Ill Advised

03 Queen Of Pain - Zeigeist - Tar Heart - Suedey

02 Queen of fiction: Nadine Dorries - Lake Malawi, We are Domi - High-Speed Kissing - Alex

01 Borg Queen - Denki Groove - Shangri-La - Diddy

 

[Apoca]

Now over to the best reptile of all. It's me Always tough to vote as the host and I genuinely loved all your entries but an iguana's gotta vote.

@Iguana

5/40

20 Queen Of Pain - Zeigeist - Tar Heart - Suedey

15 Brian May - Allison Ponthier - Hollywood Forever Cemetery - GNL

12 Helena Palaiologina, Queen of Cyprus and Armenia, titular Queen consort of Jerusalem, and Princess of Antioch - Elena Tsagrinou - Mykonos & Santorini - Queen of the Bay

10 Jetsun Pema - The Druk Gyaltsuen (lit. Dragon Queen) - Queen consort of the Kingdom of Bhutan - Lorella Cuccarini - La notte vola - Kalabaliken

8 Queen Latifah - Diamond Cafe - The Way You Used To Love Me - funky

7 Borg Queen - Denki Groove - Shangri-La - Diddy

6 Venus D-Lite - Hi Fashion - I’m Not Madonna - Tisch

5 Sindel - Elderbrook - Broken Mirror - ButterTart

4 Barbarella, Queen of the Galaxy - Locomia - Locomia - jyxz

3 Scarlet Witch - Exotica - Une miss s’immisce - OutSynk

2 Queen of Denmark, Margaret II, exiting a supermarket while smoking a cigarette, drinking from a juice box and holding a hotdog - Pandora - Don’t You Know - Ag

1 Rabid Fan confuses K Lo with J Lo - Wet Leg - Chaise Longue - Rita

Delivering a BOP in the pimp slot and the host comes in with this BOO of a vote.

 

[OutSynk]

WHAT! Much love to @straightorbroken and GALA

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

Delivering a BOP in the pimp slot and the host comes in with this BOO of a vote.

You can tell the host is voting tactically judging by the crap he voted for.

 

[Iguana]

He's had some time off from the ASFM farce. Have his tastes changed? It's...

@David 5000

9/40

20 Nine Day Queen / Messy Bitch - Lady Jane Grey - Shy'm - Elle Danse Encore - Kratz

15 Emma Frost - Halflives - Victim - dmlaw

12 Scarlet Witch - Exotica - Une miss s’immisce - OutSynk

10 Caucasus Dynasty - Iveta Mukuchyan - Hayastani Axjikner - Apoca

8 Venus D-Lite - Hi Fashion - I’m Not Madonna - Tisch

7 The Queen’s Nose: Harmony’s Return - Amanda Tenfjord - All In - Pingu

6 Queen of fiction: Nadine Dorries - Lake Malawi, We are Domi - High-Speed Kissing - Alex

5 Basil - Fedez, Tananai, Mara Sattei - La dolce vita - Soldi

4 Helena Palaiologina, Queen of Cyprus and Armenia, titular Queen consort of Jerusalem, and Princess of Antioch - Elena Tsagrinou - Mykonos & Santorini - Queen of the Bay

3 50ft Queenie - Dum Dum Girls - Bedroom Eyes - BoysForSeles

2 Queen of Sheba - Havana Brown - Warrior - Music

1 Brian May - Allison Ponthier - Hollywood Forever Cemetery - GNL

 

[straightorbroken]

WHAT! Much love to @straightorbroken and GALA

This makes it 2 in a row I've given you max points (I think).

 

[GNL]

Thank you to people who voted me.

No hard feelings to those who didn't, I guess you just love badger culling

 

[Kratz]

Thanks @David 5000 !

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

Some queens actually voting for that Madonna song.

 

[OutSynk]

This makes it 2 in a row I've given you max points (I think).

TASTE!

 

[Iguana]

Last votes before the next league table. RAINING. ON. ME. *hands up*

@Raining On Me

10/40

20 Brian May - Allison Ponthier - Hollywood Forever Cemetery - GNL

15 Scarlet Witch - Exotica - Une miss s’immisce - OutSynk

12 Jetsun Pema - The Druk Gyaltsuen (lit. Dragon Queen) - Queen consort of the Kingdom of Bhutan - Lorella Cuccarini - La notte vola - Kalabaliken

10 Venus D-Lite - Hi Fashion - I’m Not Madonna - Tisch

08 Cleopatra - Sega Bodega feat. Arca - Cicada - RaspberrySwirl

07 Bertrada of Laon - Helene Fischer - Atemlos durch die Nacht - straightorbroken

06 Selene, Black Queen of the Hellfire Club - Yola - Dancing Away in Tears - Phoenix

05 Queen of puddings - Drew Sycamore - 45 Fahrenheit Girl - David 5000

04 Queens, NYC - TOKiMONSTA - I Wish I Could - Berly

03 Queen of the Swallows -The Shindellas - Feeling The Pain - dub

02 Queen Beryl of the Negaverse - Vision Talk - Dina Tanker - HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid

01 Sindel - Elderbrook - Broken Mirror - ButterTart

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[Tisch]

Some queens actually voting for that Madonna song.

I think you'll find it's a NOT-Madonna song

 

[Saltwater]

TASTE!

 

[Kala]

Finally some more votes!! Thanks @Raining On Me

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

I think you'll find it's a NOT-Madonna song

Even worse than Rebel Heart

 

[Suomi]

That little witch @OutSynk is going to win this again isn’t he

 

[Raining on Me]

Well this is all or nothing so far.

Love you dearly @COB thank you

And @jyxz too! and @funky

 

[Iguana]

Here's our new league table, friends!

	POSTER	AVATAR	ARTIST	SONG	TOTAL
1	OutSynk	Scarlet Witch	Exotica	Une miss s'immisce	72
2	GNL	Brian May	Allison Ponthier	Hollywood Forever Cemetery	59
3	Iguana	Queen of the Bay	Moonchild Sanelly & Sad Night Dynamite	Demon	51
4	Apoca	Caucasus Dynasty	Iveta Mukuchyan	Hayastani Axjikner	47
5	Haiku	Lisa Simpson - Lizard Queen	Tara Kemp	Hold You Tight	43
6	Alex	Queen of fiction: Nadine Dorries	Lake Malawi, We are Domi	High-Speed Kissing	40
7	funky	Queen Latifah	Diamond Cafe	The Way You Used To Love Me	36
8	Tisch	Venus D-Lite	Hi Fashion	I'm Not Madonna	35
9	RaspberrySwirl	Cleopatra	Sega Bodega feat. Arca	Cicada	33
10	Suomi	BOUDICCA, QUEEN OF THE ICENI	Vicious Pink	Cccan’t You See	31
11	Kalabaliken	Jetsun Pema - The Druk Gyaltsuen (lit. Dragon Queen) - Queen consort of the Kingdom of Bhutan	Lorella Cuccarini	La notte vola	30
12	Raining On Me	Ellen Ripley	Bokka	A Spell	28
13	Suedey	Queen Of Pain	Zeigeist	Tar Heart	28
14	Pingu	The Queen’s Nose: Harmony’s Return	Amanda Tenfjord	All In	27
15	Kratz	Nine Day Queen / Messy Bitch - Lady Jane Grey	Shy'm	Elle Danse Encore	26
16	Ill Advised	Queen of Jordan	Strabe	Magic	26
17	Ag	Queen of Denmark, Margaret II, exiting a supermarket while smoking a cigarette, drinking from a juice box and holding a hotdog	Pandora	Don't You Know	24
18	straightorbroken	Bertrada of Laon	Helene Fischer	Atemlos durch die Nacht	23
19	Diddy	Borg Queen	Denki Groove	Shangri-La	23
20	BoysForSeles	50ft Queenie	Dum Dum Girls	Bedroom Eyes	22
21	Berly	Queens, NYC	TOKiMONSTA	I Wish I Could	22
22	David 5000	Queen of puddings	Drew Sycamore	45 Fahrenheit Girl	21
23	SystemAddict	Ina Garten	Kiwi & Tess	Give Your Heart	19
24	Queen of the Bay	Helena Palaiologina, Queen of Cyprus and Armenia, titular Queen consort of Jerusalem, and Princess of Antioch	Elena Tsagrinou	Mykonos & Santorini	18
25	Phoenix	Selene, Black Queen of the Hellfire Club	Yola	Dancing Away in Tears	18
26	dmlaw	Emma Frost	Halflives	Victim	16
27	Alla	Lady Penelope	Marianas Trench	Rhythm of Your Heart	16
28	ButterTart	Sindel	Elderbrook	Broken Mirror	15
29	Soldi	Basil	Fedez, Tananai, Mara Sattei	La dolce vita	15
30	rhythmbandit	Queen Clarisse Renaldi	Anderson East	Falling	11
31	Indie	Countess Géraldine Margit Virginia Olga Mária Apponyi de Nagy-Appony, Queen of the Albanians	Queenadreena	Cold Fish	10
32	HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid	Queen Beryl of the Negaverse	Vision Talk	Dina Tanker	8
33	Music	Queen of Sheba	Havana Brown	Warrior	8
34	Rita	Rabid Fan confuses K Lo with J Lo	Wet Leg	Chaise Longue	7
35	dUb	Queen of the Swallows	The Shindellas	Feeling The Pain	7
36	wildchild	Legendtina	Kikka	Mä Haluun Viihdyttää	6
37	jyxz	Barbarella, Queen of the Galaxy	Locomia	Locomia	4
38	COB	Empress Shōken	La Roux	Damaged Goods (Wuh Oh Remix)	3
39	Kate	Queenie	Gabriels	One and Only	2
40	ZenGiraffe	Emily Thornberry	Kika Boom	TAQUEI	0

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

Thank you @straightorbroken and @Raining On Me but you both made it sound like I was going to get a 20

 

[Iguana]

I'd like to take a moment to thank @Suomi for the wonderful recap, and the butchering of @ButterTart !

 

[OutSynk]

Thanks @David 5000 and @Raining On Me (did it finally live up to Getter?)

 

[Saltwater]

Ginnel robbed

 

[straightorbroken]

Thank you @straightorbroken and @Raining On Me but you both made it sound like I was going to get a 20

I just want to get you excited is all, RS.

 

[Iguana]

Thank you @straightorbroken and @Raining On Me but you both made it sound like I was going to get a 20

Expectant queen!

 

[Tisch]

I feel like that'll be my best score-inning so I will relish in 8th place for now!

Spoiler: Relish

 

[OutSynk]

Here's our new league table, friends!

	POSTER	AVATAR	ARTIST	SONG	TOTAL
1	OutSynk	Scarlet Witch	Exotica	Une miss s'immisce	72
2	GNL	Brian May	Allison Ponthier	Hollywood Forever Cemetery	59
3	Iguana	Queen of the Bay	Moonchild Sanelly & Sad Night Dynamite	Demon	51
4	Apoca	Caucasus Dynasty	Iveta Mukuchyan	Hayastani Axjikner	47
5	Haiku	Lisa Simpson - Lizard Queen	Tara Kemp	Hold You Tight	43
6	Alex	Queen of fiction: Nadine Dorries	Lake Malawi, We are Domi	High-Speed Kissing	40
7	funky	Queen Latifah	Diamond Cafe	The Way You Used To Love Me	36
8	Tisch	Venus D-Lite	Hi Fashion	I'm Not Madonna	35
9	RaspberrySwirl	Cleopatra	Sega Bodega feat. Arca	Cicada	33
10	Suomi	BOUDICCA, QUEEN OF THE ICENI	Vicious Pink	Cccan’t You See	31
11	Kalabaliken	Jetsun Pema - The Druk Gyaltsuen (lit. Dragon Queen) - Queen consort of the Kingdom of Bhutan	Lorella Cuccarini	La notte vola	30
12	Raining On Me	Ellen Ripley	Bokka	A Spell	28
13	Suedey	Queen Of Pain	Zeigeist	Tar Heart	28
14	Pingu	The Queen’s Nose: Harmony’s Return	Amanda Tenfjord	All In	27
15	Kratz	Nine Day Queen / Messy Bitch - Lady Jane Grey	Shy'm	Elle Danse Encore	26
16	Ill Advised	Queen of Jordan	Strabe	Magic	26
17	Ag	Queen of Denmark, Margaret II, exiting a supermarket while smoking a cigarette, drinking from a juice box and holding a hotdog	Pandora	Don't You Know	24
18	straightorbroken	Bertrada of Laon	Helene Fischer	Atemlos durch die Nacht	23
19	Diddy	Borg Queen	Denki Groove	Shangri-La	23
20	BoysForSeles	50ft Queenie	Dum Dum Girls	Bedroom Eyes	22
21	Berly	Queens, NYC	TOKiMONSTA	I Wish I Could	22
22	David 5000	Queen of puddings	Drew Sycamore	45 Fahrenheit Girl	21
23	SystemAddict	Ina Garten	Kiwi & Tess	Give Your Heart	19
24	Queen of the Bay	Helena Palaiologina, Queen of Cyprus and Armenia, titular Queen consort of Jerusalem, and Princess of Antioch	Elena Tsagrinou	Mykonos & Santorini	18
25	Phoenix	Selene, Black Queen of the Hellfire Club	Yola	Dancing Away in Tears	18
26	dmlaw	Emma Frost	Halflives	Victim	16
27	Alla	Lady Penelope	Marianas Trench	Rhythm of Your Heart	16
28	ButterTart	Sindel	Elderbrook	Broken Mirror	15
29	Soldi	Basil	Fedez, Tananai, Mara Sattei	La dolce vita	15
30	rhythmbandit	Queen Clarisse Renaldi	Anderson East	Falling	11
31	Indie	Countess Géraldine Margit Virginia Olga Mária Apponyi de Nagy-Appony, Queen of the Albanians	Queenadreena	Cold Fish	10
32	HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid	Queen Beryl of the Negaverse	Vision Talk	Dina Tanker	8
33	Music	Queen of Sheba	Havana Brown	Warrior	8
34	Rita	Rabid Fan confuses K Lo with J Lo	Wet Leg	Chaise Longue	7
35	dUb	Queen of the Swallows	The Shindellas	Feeling The Pain	7
36	wildchild	Legendtina	Kikka	Mä Haluun Viihdyttää	6
37	jyxz	Barbarella, Queen of the Galaxy	Locomia	Locomia	4
38	COB	Empress Shōken	La Roux	Damaged Goods (Wuh Oh Remix)	3
39	Kate	Queenie	Gabriels	One and Only	2
40	ZenGiraffe	Emily Thornberry	Kika Boom	TAQUEI	0

I don't trust it one bit.

 

[Soldi]

MORE VOTES FOR ME PLEASE

 

[Iguana]

Next let's go to the queen of ASFMXMAS:

@Ag

11/40

20 Queen Of Pain - Zeigeist - Tar Heart - Suedey

15 Queen Beryl of the Negaverse - Vision Talk - Dina Tanker - HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid

12 Rabid Fan confuses K Lo with J Lo - Wet Leg - Chaise Longue - Rita

10 Cleopatra - Sega Bodega feat. Arca - Cicada - RaspberrySwirl

8 Sindel - Elderbrook - Broken Mirror - ButterTart

7 Legendtina - Kikka - Mä Haluun Viihdyttää - wildchild

6 Queen of Sheba - Havana Brown - Warrior - Music

5 Queen of the Swallows -The Shindellas - Feeling The Pain - dub

4 BOUDICCA, QUEEN OF THE ICENI - Vicious Pink - Cccan’t You See - Suomi

3 Jetsun Pema - The Druk Gyaltsuen (lit. Dragon Queen) - Queen consort of the Kingdom of Bhutan - Lorella Cuccarini - La notte vola - Kalabaliken

2 Ina Garten - Kiwi & Tess - Give Your Heart - SystemAddict

1 Ellen Ripley - Bokka - A Spell - Raining On Me

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

I don't trust it one bit.

Hope you peaked too early bbz