ASFXMAS - First Viewing Part 1

[Zu]

my god this is how impressionable I am: I read this post a few hours ago and have just come home from the shop with mince pies and Baileys

I genuinely have this all the time on here. Someone (@Lucille) mentions Crémant and I can’t think about anything else. Someone (@lolly) mentions toffee Yum Yums and off to Lidl I prance

 

[lolly]

I've just bought some inferior yum yums in M&S such was my craving.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Wasn’t going to drink but now I want a drink.

Oh GO ON it’s CHRISTMAS.

 

[ButterTart]

I’m at the hairdressers getting myself all tarted up for tonight.

 

[Ig Komme]

I worked until midnight last night and started work this morning at 6am. I've just been told I may have to work late tonight and be up early tomorrow too.

SHALL I QUIT?

 

[Kate]

YES

 

[lolly]

I think we need a poll next week to see how many BUSY WORKING MOOPY MUMS threw a packet of Oreos in with their weekly shop.

 

[ButterTart]

I worked until midnight last night and started work this morning at 6am. I've just been told I may have to work late tonight and be up early tomorrow too.

SHALL I QUIT?

Quit and report them to Yewtree.

 

[Zu]

I think we need a poll next week to see how many BUSY WORKING MOOPY MUMS threw a packet of Oreos in with their weekly shop.

All thanks to my HOT PROMO (and L. Gaga I suppose)

Strangely the mention of those hasn’t had the usual effect

*hastily heads to offy*

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

I'm on the Southern Comfort. My special someone is going to be sober.

I know which of us has made the mistake.

 

[Soldi Elektronike]

I’m not drinking (much) tonight

 

[Zu]

I’ve just talked to the tarot and I bet I know EXACTLY what Miss @Sally Thomsett has sent and it’s some RIGHT OLD CRUD

Spoiler: PREDICTED SAL FILTH

 

[OutSynk]

I’m not drinking (much) tonight

You after tonight.

 

[Soldi Elektronike]

You after tonight.

Not quite, I did shave yesterday

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

50 mins!

I don't condone drinking tonight. You have an evening of 'choices' coming up. I hope you're all rancid.

 

[ButterTart]

So excited to see what gifs @OutSynk has up his sleeve tonight.

Somebody used the word wet?
Prunella Scales tumbling off a canal barge.gif

 

[ButterTart]

50 mins!

I don't condone drinking tonight. You have an evening of 'choices' coming up. I hope you're all rancid.

I’m not drinking. I’ll be as sober and judgemental as a judge all night.

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

Book an emergency off licence delivery.

 

[RJN]

Thank you for once again giving me a chance to begin drinking shortly after lunch on a weekday

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

Honestly its going to be an evening of wintery gems and festive high kicks that alcohol will only enhance!

 

[ButterTart]

I might have a Strongbow then. I think it’s what Jesus would have wanted.

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

Jesus was a demanding little Queen.

 

[TiShh]

So excited to see what gifs @OutSynk has up his sleeve tonight.

Somebody used the word wet?
Prunella Scales tumbling off a canal barge.gif

 

[Kate]

Sexy Jesus is more of a red wine man IIRC.

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

I hope you're all ready to note your scores.

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

Sexy Jesus is more of a red wine man IIRC.

Just casually splashed over his abs.

 

[Nancy]

IS IT 7.30PM FOR AN 8PM START?

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

IS IT 7.30PM FOR AN 8PM START?

No starting at 7.30!

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

Playlist will be posted in 10 minutes.

 

[ButterTart]

The fire's on and my chestnuts are ready for a roasting. I want Gary Glitter, The Wombles and Naughty Christmas (Goblin in the Office) by Fat Les. DON'T LET ME DOWN, MOUPEY (sp?).

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

The fire's on and my chestnuts are ready for a roasting. I want Gary Glitter, The Wombles and Naughty Christmas (Goblin in the Office) by Fat Les. DON'T LET ME DOWN, MOUPEY (sp?).

Don't RUIN IT!

 

[Zu]

Anyone who sends PROPER CRIMBO goes straight on IGNORE and gets sent a Christmas pudding with a melt in the mouth TURDY CENTRE

 

[Kate]

I'm starting off with a vodka & Irn Bru because REASONS.

 

[OutSynk]

Playlist will be posted in 10 minutes.

 

[octophone]

Oooft, no ale for me, not on a school night. I also have work to do but I'm sure I can cope.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

I'm starting off with a vodka & Irn Bru because REASONS.

I hope you’ve not caught SCOTTISHNESS it can be DEADLY.

 

[Soldi Elektronike]

I’ve only got enough for two rums

SEND ALCOHOL PLZ

 

[Nancy]

I'M READY

 

[jivafox]

I’m on the Red Stripe

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

THE PLAYLIST