ASFXMAS - First Viewing Part 2

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

I hope it’s that Sassyfanny woman.

VALERIE SASSYFRAS

 

[ButterTart]

VALERIE SASSYFRAS

Yes, Veronica Sassyfanny.

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

I feel obliged to send out an EPILEPSY FLICKERING LIGHTS WARNING THS EVENING.

 

[BoysForSeles]

Worth noting that an artist from the first part appears again tonight. I believe this is a first.

ANY IDEA WHO?

I’m saying Bjorn Again

 

[TiShh]

I'm going for LIO

 

[rhythmba-la-la-la-la]

Tarkan

 

[Kate]

J-SAR obvs!

(yes, probably Bjorn Again again again)

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

Just under 2.5 hours!

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

Put some stockings on your dog and ball gag your reindeer. One hour to go!

 

[Soldi Elektronike]

SIXTY minutes of SULTRY LIO

 

[Soldi Elektronike]

FIFTY NINE: LUCY’S HOLE FILLED IN ONE NIGHT RECORD

 

[TiShh]

58: the number of animal porn pics Wendy the goat has downloaded today

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

50 flop countdowns.

This shit doesn't need a countdown. I've been spamming/ promoting all week.

 

[Kate]

Christmas tat UP
Fairy lights ON
Booze UNDERWAY
REGULATE ON THE RADIO!!!

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

Christmas tat UP
Fairy lights ON
Booze UNDERWAY
REGULATE ON THE RADIO!!!

I'm feeling REAL SWELL.

 

[Kate]

I got a flat full of booze and I'm feeling real swell
Next stop is the MOOPY SONG COMP HEEEELLLLLLL!

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

My cat wasn't interested in any of tonight's entries.

 

[OutSynk]

My cat wasn't interested in any of tonight's entries.

Well it’s over.

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

If he has it his way old Valerie Sassypants is sweepy this.

 

[Zu]

Put some stockings on your dog and ball gag your reindeer. One hour to go!

Rover and Sidney are READY TO ROLL

 

[OutSynk]

I’ll be heading out as soon as this starts. It’s just a coincidence.

 

[Zu]

Oh fuck it, all the best dogs in stockings pictures are from the STOP FUCKING HATE

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

If he has it his way old Valerie Sassypants is sweepy this.

GOOD

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Oh fuck it, all the best dogs in stockings pictures are from the STOP FUCKING HATE

The chow chow? So annoying!!!

 

[Zu]

The chow chow? So annoying!!!

I was aiming for that saucy pair in SEX SHOES

 

[Zu]

Found it elsewhere and added it to the post but here it is for sexy dog fans and perverts like @ButterTart

 

[TiShh]

Oh fuck it, all the best dogs in stockings pictures are from the STOP FUCKING HATE

Why is this NOT SURPRISING AT ALL

 

[Zu]

I’m saying Bjorn Again

Please no. ABBA TRIBUTE WITH A SNEER, I always felt

in fact I’m disappointed that they’re not dead

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

Found it elsewhere and added it to the post but here it is for sexy dog fans and perverts like @ButterTart

Sorry, can we get rid of these from topic, thanks

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Sorry, can we get rid of these from topic, thanks

I hope the ASFXMAS longe has hardwood floors otherwise they could cause a lot damage STOMPING OFF if you’re not careful.

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

I will post the link at 19:25 as per.

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

I hope the ASFXMAS longe has hardwood floors otherwise they could cause a lot damage STOMPING OFF if you’re not careful.

The floor is made of polystyrene, like all the best present packaging.

 

[ButterTart]

Found it elsewhere and added it to the post but here it is for sexy dog fans and perverts like @ButterTart

That one on the left wants to be objectified, look at those eyes.

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

Prepping that playlist paste button.

Anybody want to make some wild guesses?

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

Who's here? MAKE YOURSELF KNOWN!

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Oh my boss has locked himself out so he needs to come get his spare keys off me at 8. FUCK OFF.

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

Oh my boss has locked himself out so he needs to come get his spare keys off me at 8. FUCK OFF.

He can come to you.

 

[Kate]

STUFFING FESTIVE PIZZA IN MY GOB

 

[Kate]

Oh my boss has locked himself out so he needs to come get his spare keys off me at 8. FUCK OFF.

QUICK DOORSTEP HANDOVER. "Sorry MATE I'm in the middle of something ok see you Monday BYE"

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

PRESS PLAY at 7.30!