Congratulations Dr. Geru Hallwell

[Kratz]

Who's looking after MONTY? Bluebell-Madge?!

Bluebell will forever be 6 years old to me. I assume she is much older than that in reality.

 

[Halli]

Bluebell will forever be 6 years old to me. I assume she is much older than that in reality.

I think she's about 17 now. She definitely is over 16 as she got like a MILLION A*'s in her GCSE's as Geri never tires of telling..

 

[Tisch]

At least this sorry affair is CONTENT for her YouTube project.

 

[Halli]

At least this sorry affair is CONTENT for her YouTube project.

No time for that - she has a New York Times Best Seller you know with Rosie Frost!!!

 

[supermassive]

She's very Princess Diana meets Jackie Kennedy in that clip. Cosmically their energies are all quite similar

 

[straightorbroken]

Poor Geru must hate all those paparazzi following her.

 

[straightorbroken]

How will she turn this poo into manure @Halli?

 

[Iguana]

BBC News - Red Bull suspend woman who accused Christian Horner of inappropriate behaviour

Red Bull suspend woman who accused Christian Horner of inappropriate behaviour

The woman who accused team principal Christian Horner of inappropriate behaviour is suspended by Red Bull.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[straightorbroken]

I didn't read the messages. Were they bad?

 

[GNL]

I didn't read the messages. Were they bad?

There was a dick pic, a nip shot, and many come ons - some of which were batted away with "how would Geri feel?"

 

[straightorbroken]

There was a dick pic, a nip shot, and many come ons - some of which were batted away with "how would Geri feel?"

Oh. Well I saw the 240p dick pic. If it was unasked for, he should be fired immediately one would have hoped - has the judge never heard the finale of Bag It Up?

 

[Kratz]

BBC News - Red Bull suspend woman who accused Christian Horner of inappropriate behaviour

Red Bull suspend woman who accused Christian Horner of inappropriate behaviour

The woman who accused team principal Christian Horner of inappropriate behaviour is suspended by Red Bull.

www.bbc.co.uk

That's very weird!

 

[Jark]

Marina Hyde's column about this saga was very funny - this bit about Geri

At last weekend’s grand prix, footage emerged of Horner having an intense discussion with the arguably even ghastlier father of his unbeatable driver, world champion Max Verstappen, while his Spice Girl wife private-jetted in to kiss him for the cameras with the 1000-newton jaw clench of a wronged Tory wife.

It's the Christian Horner paradox: F1 is now hideously dull, but the drama has never been better | Marina Hyde

Who cares if the races lack competition – you can tune into the Red Bull boss’s personal life for the latest episode of Keeping Up With the Carkrashians, says Guardian columnist Marina Hyde

www.theguardian.com

 

[Eddie]

a wronged Tory wife.

How appropriate.

 

[Pipo]

good lord. Not even a session with Bizzarap involving a MAN-BASHING anthem can help her now

 

[straightorbroken]

Maybe she's in a bubble