Coronavirus

[Rachey]

What's the difference between this thread and corona lite? Just so I know where to post what

 

[SDF]

10,000 posts! And it’s only just GETTING STARTED!

this /

 

[lolly]

Why is fucking PESTON announcing it?

WHY NOT?

I was half expecting it to be Tess Daly

 

[Diddy]

Why is fucking PESTON announcing it?

the 10,000th post in this thread, how exciting

edit: oh you’re all ahead

 

[Dark Carnival]

What's the difference between this thread and corona lite? Just so I know where to post what

Corona lite is for the MEMES RACHEL

 

[GNL]

WHY NOT?

I was half expecting it to be Tess Daly

Stealing the PM's thunder a bit!

 

[octophone]

Peston is sober enough to explain it properly. It is a Saturday after all. We all know Boris doesn't work on a Saturday...:emoji_champagne_glass:

 

[GinAg (39)]

Non essential shops, restaurants and bars to close. How depressing, two months before Xmas.

I mean YES OF COURSE but also I can't face seeing the decline of more of the High Street.

 

[rhythmbandit]

Not until Thursday though?!

 

[Zu]

OH JOY

 

[Zu]

I assume that “non-essential” includes things like art galleries? Bang goes my Bruce Nauman

 

[Zu]

I’m going to Lidl RIGHT NOW to unleash a pointless dirty protest

 

[lolly]

Not until Thursday though?!

It's so Boris can announce a one off Eat Out To Help Out from Monday to Wednesday again.

 

[octophone]

Jesus, everything will be absolute chaos for the next 4 days. Glad I bought some loo roll yesterday.

 

[Star]

Oh what the hell? Let's give it another 4 days of super spreading

 

[GinAg (39)]

I bought 24 bog rolls this morning. In one unit.

 

[lolly]

Some smashing Andrex offers on amazon at the moment, panic buyers. Dont forget the moopy link.

 

[Zu]

Maybe we should have a ROLL POLL to assess how many rolls we each have in the house

 

[GinAg (39)]

LATE as ever. Stupid fucking cunt.

 

[Star]

He's LATE

 

[octophone]

Maybe we should have a ROLL POLL to assess how many rolls we each have in the house

ROLL POLL!

I have 3 rolls left from my last pack and bought a 4 pack because I'll still be able to have a shit at work.

 

[lolly]

Maybe we should have a ROLL POLL to assess how many rolls we each have in the house

I JUST CHECKED

Four.

 

[Zu]

LATE as ever. Stupid fucking cunt.

APPALLING

 

[lolly]

I mean four SHOULD be enough, but I am a MARTYR TO MY BOWELS

 

[Zu]

I JUST CHECKED

Four.

LUCKY SEVEN chez Zu

 

[Nancy]

Oh what the hell? Let's give it another 4 days of super spreading

I BELIEVE IT TAKES A FEW DAYS FOR THE RELEVANT LAWS TO BE PASSED

 

[octophone]

The economists on the BBC are absolutely roasting Boris and the government's policies.

 

[Star]

I BELIEVE IT TAKES A FEW DAYS FOR THE RELEVANT LAWS TO BE PASSED

Well he should have planned this in ADVANCE

Fail to plan and you plan to fail.

 

[lolly]

Hang on, it's four in the cupboard, but there are probably a few more of hidden underneath each of these

 

[Madíson]

Press conference now expected at 6:30.

 

[rhythmbandit]

He's such a shit timekeeper. Boris out.

 

[Rachey]

I just want to know if I can tell clients to fuck off when they want stupid shit done to their pets.

 

[Star]

I just want to know if I can tell clients to fuck off when they want stupid shit done to their pets.

Ditto.

 

[octophone]

Press conference now expected at 6:30.

WHAT?

Fuck's SAKE.

 

[Zu]

I just want to know if I can tell clients to fuck off when they want stupid shit done to their pets.

But dear little Socks WANTED her ears pierced

 

[Tisch]

They did this with DOM CUM's annoucement as well. Do they think bad news is more palatable if you're pissed off about being kept waiting? Or are they hoping by the time it comes we'll know it all anyway (via the BBC's "what we do know" points they keep showing...)

 

[Rachey]

But dear little Socks WANTED her ears pierced

I wish we did pet piercing. I'd bling them all up.

I ran a hot bath and poured a gin ready for 5pm.

 

[Lucille]

Good grief how long is it taking to SOBER HIM UP.

 

[Rachey]

I JUST CHECKED

Four.

Four won't last long. We've 11 and I predict they will all be gone within 11 days.

 

[Tisch]

I might just start work at 11:30 on Monday and see if I get picked up on it.