Nancy
Don't phone, it's just for fun!
DEAD DES
It’s a strange thing to lead with but if it was his defining feature who are we to judge'Soft hands'
HE MUST HAVE USED FAIRY LIQUIDIt’s a strange thing to lead with but if it was his defining feature who are we to judge
HE FELL DOWN THE STAIRS AFTER BEING SPOOKED BY THE GHOST OF CILLAI rather liked Des.
Was he unwell? He hasn’t been on screen since that awful daytime tv show with Mel Sykes.
Didn't he become a father again about 10 yeas ago?
Dammit. I've had him on my deathlist for a few year but took him off because he seemed invincible.