Elon Musk is terrible

[Diddy]

I mean it’s not Reddit but still

 

[octophone]

Was Twitter a nice thing?

It was once you'd blocked all the nazis, the terfs, the trolls, the bots, the Tories...oh. Yeah. You've got a point.

 

[Art Decade]

Everything working about as intended, then.

 

[GinAg (39)]

 

[octophone]

So today, he sacked the entire board of directors. He is the sole director of Twitter. This is going to go down FAST. Especially if rumours that he wants $20 a month for blue tick verification...

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

What the fuck was Grimes DOING with him? I know it’s apparently like some sort of tree trunk but a rolling pin does the job AND it has a nicer personality AND it’s handy for baking flans

 

[Saltwater]

He wants to resurrect Vine now.

 

[GNL]

What the fuck was Grimes DOING with him? I know it’s apparently like some sort of tree trunk but a rolling pin does the job AND it has a nicer personality AND it’s handy for baking flans

He's the world's richest man - think how much meth and how many Lord of the Rings funko pops those child support payments get her.

 

[Art Decade]

 

[rhythmbandit]

Twitter's blue tick will cost $8 a month, says Elon Musk, giving 'power to the people'

The charge will allow users to get priority replies, mentions and searches and allow them to post longer videos and audio clips.

news.sky.com

 

[Lucille]

We need to pay the bills? No one forced you to buy it for $50 million! (Well, until they did)

 

[Lucille]

Has he given greatest tweeter of his generation TRUMP his twitter back yet?

 

[dmlaw]

Time to set up lots of fake accounts for celebrities with a pinned tweet about not paying for the blue tick.

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

What will happen to all the porn? It is the only thing I use it for.

 

[Lucille]

The twitter algorithm has me sussed and now my timeline is just 90% topless Turks.

 

[GNL]

What will happen to all the porn? It is the only thing I use it for.

I doubt that's going anywhere. Apparently while other types of accounts have been leaving in droves, porn accounts are doing GANGBUSTERS.

 

[Art Decade]

The dog that caught the car.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

How can someone so stupid get so rich?

And worse, have a loyal, adoring fan base!? JUST FAWN OVER ROPEY MIDDLE-AGED WOMEN LIKE THE REST OF US

 

[dmlaw]

He’s certainly had enough plastic surgery to be a ropey middle aged woman worshipped by the gays.

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

You have to wonder what instructions were given to the surgeon. Isn’t the idea to look BETTER?

 

[Diddy]

The dog that caught the car.

Hopefully rabies is next

 

[Art Decade]

The advertisers have spoken

 

[octophone]

You have to wonder what instructions were given to the surgeon. Isn’t the idea to look BETTER?

"Hi...yeah...no, it's good, a kangaroo's scrotum was exactly what I was going for..."

 

[Art Decade]

 

[VoR]

The speed with which this is utterly falling apart is really quite delicious. It's positively TRUSS-esque!

 

[jivafox]

The thin-skinned cunt is finally in the spotlight he’s always wanted and he’s fucking it right left and centre.

Bankruptcy next!

 

[Kratz]

He owns 25% of Tesla and a lot of that stock is collateralised. I bet they would love to push him out right now.

 

[Apoca]

Valerie Bertinelli QoL and QoT(rolling Elon Musk)

 

[octophone]

I think this is my favorite so far. Drops the price of his now-entirely valueless verification system from $20 to $8 just because Stephen King took the huff. I wonder if he usually folds so easily in negotiation.

 

[VoR]

This is genuinely the funniest thing that’s happened all year

 

[VoR]

He's just banned KATHY GRIFFIN

 

[Lucille]

This really has serious echoes of the TRUSS WEEKS.

 

[Phoenix]

The idea of him sitting there scrolling and sending emails to ban people who make fun of him. What a sad little very rich man.

 

[COB]

There is always an appropriate dril tweet:

 

[win_the_game]

After how they treated their staff, surely the only acceptable response is to tell them to fuck off.

 

[COB]

 

[octophone]

I wouldn't put it past him to just shut the thing down when he gets bored. If the advertisers continue to desert him, he's had it.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

 

[Indie]

I wouldn't put it past him to just shut the thing down when he gets bored. If the advertisers continue to desert him, he's had it.

I DO HOPE SO

 

[KindaCool]

I'm interested to see which social media platform will attempt to replace Twitter now.

Maybe we'll get a new platform.