Eurovision 100 semi 3: THE RESULTS

[Tisch]

I really hope I'm living a celebration after these results!

 

[Dark Carnival]

Blue! Blue! Blue Jonny Blue!

 

[GinAg (39)]

BLOO BLOO BLOO JOHNNY BLOO

 

[D5K]

Our next qualifier is...

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1973 Mocedades - Eres tú - Spain

 

[Soldi]

SPLENDID!

 

[GinAg (39)]

PRAISE BE!

 

[D5K]

Three to go!

2012 Eleftheria Eleftheriou - Aphrodisiac - Greece

 

[Alla]

Thank god for Eres Tú!

 

[GinAg (39)]

Oh God.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Three to go!

2012 Eleftheria Eleftheriou - Aphrodisiac - Greece

omg yes of course!

 

[Dark Carnival]

BAN DI DOS

 

[Soldi]

Okay I’m still waiting on Spain 84, Poland 94, Germany 99, Bosnia 06, Croatia 06, Ireland 18 and Israel 20

 

[Dark Carnival]

BAN! DI DOS!

 

[D5K]

Okay I’m still waiting on Spain 84, Poland 94, Germany 99, Bosnia 06, Croatia 06, Ireland 18 and Israel 20

That's quite a long list with two songs to go

 

[Lucille]

SHOW BANDIDOS PLEASS!

 

[D5K]

Our penultimate qualifier is...

Europe's living a- oh hang on



1990 Azúcar Moreno - Bandido - Spain

 

[Lucille]

YASSSSSSSSAS!!!

 

[Dark Carnival]

*leaves stage*

 

[Dark Carnival]

YAAAAAAAAAAASSS

 

[Soldi]

Omg REISE NACH JERUSALEM for the last SLOT please

 

[Lucille]

 

[GinAg (39)]

Omg REISE NACH JERUSALEM for the last SLOT please

Yes this.

 

[D5K]

Which means we only have ONE qualifier left from this lineup:

1961 Betty Curtis - Al di là - Italy
1968 Claes-Göran Hederström - Det börjar verka kärlek, banne mej - Sweden
1977 Marie Myriam - L'oiseau et l'enfant - France
1979 Milk & Honey - Hallelujah - Israel
1982 Nicole - Ein Bisschen Frieden - Germany
1984 Bravo - Lady, Lady - Spain
1985 Vikki Watson - Love Is - UK
1988 Afroditi Frida - Clown - Greece
1989 Pan - Bana Bana - Turkey
1992 Mia Martini - Rapsodia - Italy
1993 Patrick Fiori - Mama Corsica - France
1994 Edyta - To Nie Ja! - Poland
1995 Jan Johansen - Se på mig - Sweden
1996 Lisa del Bo - Liefde is een kaartspel - Belgium
1998 Jill Johnson - Karleken ar - Sweden
1999 Surpriz - Reise Nach Jerusalem - Germany
2002 Rosa - Europe's Living A Celebration - Spain
2003 Louisa Baïleche - Monts et merveilles - France
2005 Laura and the Lovers - Little By Little - Lithuania
2006 Hari Mata Hari - Leija - Bosnia & Herzegovina
2006 Severina - Moja štikla - Croatia
2006 Tina Karol - Show Me Your Love - Ukraine
2008 Laka - Pokusaj - Bosnia & Herzegovina
2010 Juliana Pasha - It's All About You - Albania
2011 Anastasiya Vinnikova - I Love Belarus - Belarus
2012 Ott Lepland - Kuula - Estonia
2014 Freaky Fortune ft. RiskyKidd - Rise Up - Greece
2016 Samra - Miracle - Azerbaijan
2017 Svala - Paper - Iceland
2018 Ryan O'Shaughnessy - Together - Ireland
2019 Serhat - Say Na Na Na - San Marino
2020 Eden Alene - Feker Libi - Israel

 

[Tisch]

CRUEL!

*storms off*
*storms back on*
*shouts for three minutes*

 

[Dark Carnival]

Yes, the WHOLE 1999 contest MUST QUALIFY!

 

[Dark Carnival]

 

[Soldi]

Yes, the WHOLE 1999 contest MUST QUALIFY!

This is basically just a prolonged 1999 rewatch.

 

[Dark Carnival]

(though you already fucked that with Norway, moopy)

 

[GinAg (39)]

(though you already fucked that with Norway, moopy)

*drags knuckle*

 

[Raining on Me]

Just announce Svala as winner and be done

*does awkward choreo out of thread*

 

[D5K]

Here's the final envelope! Congratulations and welcome to the final to...








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2011 Anastasiya Vinnikova - I Love Belarus - Belarus

 

[Dark Carnival]

Ok poor Svala, praying for her soul. RIP.

 

[Madíson]

Christ almighty

 

[Lucille]

omg

 

[Dark Carnival]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[GinAg (39)]

Here's the final envelope! Congratulations and welcome to the final to...








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2011 Anastasiya Vinnikova - I Love Belarus - Belarus

u ok moopy hun

 

[Dark Carnival]

 

[Madíson]

Not one of Moopy’s finest days.

 

[Soldi]

I’m the woman in the Born In Belarussia video with the disgusted face.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Homophobia!