Eurovision 2022 - Grand Final REWATCH (tonight at 20:00 BST)

[Lucille]

Whatever did I do without that Tone emoji?

 

[GNL]

GET IN!

 

[COB]

Dotter, as close to Eurovision as she'll EVER GET.

 

[Soldi]

Imagine ranking Australia above ‘AR SAM? SAD!

 

[Madíson]

Maybe AJ will give out our points again this year given we've given her bugger else to do. She could be the new Colin.

 

[Soldi]

Is Courtney Act the first Celebrity Big Brother winner/contestant to announce Eurovision votes?

 

[Penelope]

Is Courtney Act the first Celebrity Big Brother winner/contestant to announce Eurovision votes?

Rylan?

 

[Madíson]

Is Courtney Act the first Celebrity Big Brother winner/contestant to announce Eurovision votes?

It depends on how you classify Ulrika Jonsson.

 

[Penelope]

Quite the MUPPETY MOUTH

 

[Lucille]

Laura’s painkiller’s are kicking in.

 

[Penelope]

Not quite the gag of 2021's, but the sheer machine gunning of small scores in this one is something to behold

 

[Penelope]

Bless Malik, tanked away on his wine

 

[Soldi]

The crowd shouting zero points!

 

[Soldi]

WHY did France flop so badly?!

 

[Lucille]

I’m still baffled by France’s result!

 

[GNL]

I feel like all the people that would have voted for France voted for Ukraine and maybe the train song.

 

[Madíson]

!!!

 

[Madíson]

YAY TRAINS!

 

[COB]

That JUMP for Moldova's catshit!

 

[Soldi]

Poor Czechia

 

[Penelope]

A very ALLURING set of points for ALLURING MONIKA LIU

 

[Lucille]

YESSSS MONIKA!

 

[Soldi]

Lithuania getting nearly a HUNDRED from the televote

 

[GNL]

I'm assuming 12 of those 93 points were from us

 

[Soldi]

FUCK OFF NORWAY

 

[Penelope]

The PUFF AND FIZZLE sound effect for shit scores

 

[Soldi]

100% chance of top 1 oh

 

[Penelope]

 

[Soldi]

 

[Lucille]

 

[COB]

Shouldn't have abused your staff, Ellen!

 

[Madíson]

 

[Soldi]

Hoping the same for that GERMAN PISS next week

 

[Soldi]

Serbia momentarily in the lead was such a

 

[Lucille]

YES SERBIA!

 

[COB]

 

[Madíson]

 

[Penelope]

 

[Lucille]

!

 

[Madíson]

Three points Fuck off cheats.