Eurovision 2022 - Grand Final REWATCH (tonight at 20:00 BST)

[COB]

LMAO get fucked!

 

[Penelope]

!

MADE IT

 

[Soldi]

lol

 

[Lucille]

SO GOOD!

 

[Lucille]

Don’t clap the rotten queen!

 

[Soldi]

Omg who’s that bearded bloke in the audience hi

 

[GNL]

Imagine the alternate universe where we still got 0 points from the public vote

 

[Soldi]

Imagine the alternate universe where we still got 0 points from the public vote

SHANT!

 

[Soldi]

Completely forgot that Portugal had finished top five with the juries ()

 

[COB]

Here we go

 

[Soldi]

It’s going to be such an anti-climax if they get a similar televote next week!

 

[Penelope]

It was SO OVER the second the first number out of Mika's mouth was a 4.

 

[Lucille]

WELL IT’S OVER!

 

[Soldi]

At least we knew that we probably couldn’t win at this point.

 

[Penelope]

But oh well, still ended up hosting it this year so ALL'S WELL THAT ENDS WELL

 

[Lucille]

At least we knew that we probably couldn’t win at this point.

And also the OPTICS of beating them wouldn’t have been GREAT!

 

[Penelope]

GET ON WITH IT

 

[Penelope]

Cornelia VISIBLY WANKERED

 

[Lucille]

Corn looks like she’s ROLLING!

 

[Madíson]

COME ON SAM

 

[COB]

Girlfriend Lois has a slight look of Kimberly Walsh

 

[Lucille]

So dangerously close to a SPANISH final this year!

 

[COB]

Always love the brief moment of thinking that Eighties Doctor Who writer Andrew Cartmel (of Cartmel Masterplan fame) is involved in the BBC's Eurovision production.

 

[COB]

WELL DONE TO UKRAINE AND R SAM!

 

[Soldi]

So dangerously close to a SPANISH final this year!

Omg imagine if they chose Benidorm as host city

 

[COB]

Omg imagine if they chose Benidorm as host city

Thousands dead!

 

[Madíson]

No shortage of hotels at least.

 

[Penelope]

To think it'll ALL BE OVER again for another year in just six days

 

[COB]

1999 next?

 

[COB]

Only joking

 

[Lucille]

I hope Sam Ryder is as high as a kite.

 

[Soldi]

“Some relieved people at the BBC now we don’t have to host”

 

[Madíson]

Graham assuming that the BBC would not need to host...

 

[Penelope]

I hope Sam Ryder is as high as a kite.

He spent a LOT OF TIME IN THE ROOMS to avoid that

 

[Soldi]

I think I’d already left and was in an Uber by this point

 

[COB]

23 pages on a Sunday night, not bad girls

 

[Penelope]

I think I’d already left and was in an Uber by this point

You'd had the meet ARRANGED during the voting?!

 

[COB]

I think I’d already left and was in an Uber by this point

The way you were WHISKED AWAY by someone none of us even realised you'd been chatting to

 

[COB]

You'd had the meet ARRANGED during the voting?!

We love a bit of efficiency!

 

[Lucille]

Not Soldi legging it to get his hole during Ukraine’s REPRISE!