Eurovision 2022: Rankings Thread

[Lucille]

What can I say! I love it when he thumbs his SKIDDY KNICKS!!!

 

[win_the_game]

1. Serbia
2. Romania
3. Netherlands
4. Lithuania
5. Croatia
6. Estonia
7. Italy
8. Czech Republic
9. Ukraine
10. Ireland

 

[GinAg (39)]

1. France
2. Poland
3. Albania
4. Israel
5. Czech Republic
6. Serbia
7. Lithuania
8. Ireland
9. Romania

 

[OutSynk]

1. France

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

1. Italy
2. Albania
3. Serbia
4. France
5. Israel
6. Spain
7. Romania
8. Ukraine
9. Czech Republic
10. Ireland

Quite a FUN TIME top 10 truth be told.

 

[GinAg (39)]

WHAT ARE PEOPLE HEARING IN ITALY?

I ask HONESTLY.

 

[ButterTart]

WHAT ARE PEOPLE HEARING IN ITALY?

I ask HONESTLY.

Mahmood's tits, I think.

 

[ButterTart]

1. France: Alvan & Ahez - Fulenn
2. United Kingdom: Sam Ryder - Space Man
3. Czech Republic: We Are Domi - Lights Off
4. Finland: The Rasmus - Jezebel
5. Norway: Subwoolfer - Give That Wolf A Banana
6. Romania: WRS - Llamame
7. Estonia: Stefan - Hope
8. Montenegro: Vladana - Breathe
9. San Marino: Achille Lauro - Stripper
10. Ukraine: Kalush Orchestra - Stefania

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

WHAT ARE PEOPLE HEARING IN ITALY?

I ask HONESTLY.

NOT to open this can of worms again seeing as it's only MARCH (), but it's a TORTURED QUEER LOVE DUET sung by a popstar I ADORE with a performance that seems to involve questionable, but not terrible, fashion and SIMMERING but BROODING chemistry.

Basically couldn't be more tailor made for my personal taste, save switching out the TWINK for Conan Osíris

 

[D5K]

1. France: Alvan & Ahez - Fulenn
2. United Kingdom: Sam Ryder - Space Man
3. Czech Republic: We Are Domi - Lights Off
4. Finland: The Rasmus - Jezebel
5. Norway: Subwoolfer - Give That Wolf A Banana
6. Romania: WRS - Llamame
7. Estonia: Stefan - Hope
8. Montenegro: Vladana - Breathe
9. San Marino: Achille Lauro - Stripper
10. Ukraine: Kalush Orchestra - Stefania

Definitely the correct top 5, in some order.

 

[GinAg (39)]

NOT to open this can of worms again seeing as it's only MARCH (), but it's a TORTURED QUEER LOVE DUET sung by a popstar I ADORE with a performance that seems to involve questionable, but not terrible, fashion and SIMMERING but BROODING chemistry.

Basically couldn't be more tailor made for my personal taste, save switching out the TWINK for Conan Osíris

You had me until you mentioned Conan and then realised you're all being ironic or blindsided.

Good luck girls. I'm sure they'll do very well, and if they win they can join Ell & Niki in the Eurovision amazing rememberable winning duets Hall of Fame.

 

[Penelope]

The only remotely memorable thing about Brividi is that it's two men, one of which entered something much better three years ago.

 

[Lucille]

Much like Conan I’m looking forward to it triggering you all for YEARS TO COME.

 

[Penelope]

Marking myself out as PRO-CONAN and ANTI-BRIVIDI

 

[Saltwater]

1​	Albania	11​	Italy	21​	Poland
2​	Estonia	12​	Australia	22​	Montenegro
3​	Serbia	13​	Israel	23​	Denmark
4​	Ukraine	14​	Germany	24​	Malta
5​	Norway	15​	Ireland	25​	Lithuania
6​	France	16​	Romania	26​	Slovenia
7​	Spain	17​	UK	27​	Bulgaria
8​	The Netherlands	18​	San Marino	28​	Latvia
9​	Czechia	19​	North Macedonia	29​	Switzerland
10​	Moldova	20​	Croatia	30​	Finland

 

[ButterTart]

I don't understand why people think there aren't any bangers this year - Czechia and Norway are GREAT.

 

[Soldi]

Some of you are just incredibly uncultured and quite frankly dreadful and it really shows.

 

[ButterTart]

Mahmood and his irrelevant child bride are just incredibly uncultured and quite frankly dreadful and it really shows.

Bit harsh.

 

[ButterTart]

Can I just say C*nan Os*r*s has been mentioned MULTIPLE TIMES in this thread and not once have I used it as an excuse to point out what a talentless charlatan he is. That, my friends, is growth and we should all be very proud of me.

 

[Penelope]

Some of you are just incredibly uncultured and quite frankly dreadful and it really shows.

I'm sorry for recognising that REAL CULTURE is a Romanian rent boy YODELLING HIS WAY over a SULTRY SUB-LATIN BANGER

 

[Penelope]

1. Romania: WRS - Llámame
2. Finland: The Rasmus - Jezebel
3. France: Alvan & Ahez - Fulenn
4. Norway: Subwoolfer - Give That Wolf A Banana
5. Serbia: Konstrakta - In corpore sano

 

[Penelope]

If Portugal and Sweden go the right way - plus Austria in full, which I expect to be great, and Cyprus, which I need to be great - then I think this year will turn out okay. Hopefully another couple of revamps should pep things up a bit too.

 

[Pingu]

1. Finland
2. Italy
3. Lithuania
4. Czech Republic
5. Spain

What a fucking dreadful state of affairs. I think I would have ranked Jezebel about 14th last year.

 

[Diddy]

WHAT ARE PEOPLE HEARING IN ITALY?

I ask HONESTLY.

The sound of one ass clapping

 

[OutSynk]

Some of you are just incredibly uncultured and quite frankly dreadful and it really shows.

 

[D5K]

I don't understand why people think there aren't any bangers this year - Czechia and Norway are GREAT.

They're great but they're not quite enough to fall into the "banger" category for me; we're really missing a SUGAR.

 

[ButterTart]

They're great but they're not quite enough to fall into the "banger" category for me; we're really missing a SUGAR.

I believe Austria’s supposed to be a banger, and Sweden could always surprise us and vote Klara through.

 

[GinAg (39)]

Marking myself out as anti-Norway AND Italy.

 

[GinAg (39)]

Cornelia might save the day and give me a top 10

 

[Kevin7]

1. Czech Republic
2. Norway
3. France
4. Italy
5. Romania
6. Poland
7. Israel
8. Spain
9. Netherlands
10. Albania

Czech Republic still my fave at the moment.

 

[Tisch]

The favourites sorter has given me this, but there is a LOT of bedding in that needs doing:

1	Czech Republic We Are Domi Lights Off
2	Spain Chanel SloMo
3	Ireland Brooke That's Rich
4	Albania Ronela Hajati Sekret
5	Italy Mahmood & Blanco Brividi
6	Norway Subwoolfer Give That Wolf a Banana
7	Israel Michael Ben-David I.M
8	Romania WRS Llámame
9	Netherlands S10 De diepte
10	Ukraine Kalush Orchestra Stefania
11	France Alvan & Ahez Fulenn
12	Finland The Rasmus Jezebel
13	Latvia Citi Zēni Eat Your Salad
14	San Marino Achille Lauro Stripper
15	Georgia Circus Mircus Lock Me In
16	Montenegro Vladana Breathe
17	Bulgaria Intelligent Music Project Intention
18	Moldova Zdob și Zdub & Frații Advahov Trenulețul
19	Lithuania Monika Liu Sentimentai
20	Malta Emma Muscat Out of Sight
21	Croatia Mia Dimšić Guilty Pleasure
22	Estonia Stefan Hope
23	Poland Ochman River
24	Serbia Konstrakta In Corpore Sano
25	Denmark REDDI The Show
26	North Macedonia Andrea Circles
27	Slovenia LPS Disko
28	Australia Sheldon Riley Not the Same
29	Germany Malik Harris Rockstars
30	Switzerland Marius Bear

 

[OutSynk]

I’m starting to have…hope Esthonia could do really well this year. The song has really grown on me, an anthemic chorus with the perfect message and a cute guy singing. Just ditch the awful gun showdown.

 

[ButterTart]

Spoiler: Eurovision sorter ranking

 

[ButterTart]

Bollocks to all this talk about it being a duff year. I actively love everything in my top 20 and like everything up to 23 (Bulgaria hath claimed me, I'm afraid).

The quality absolutely nosedives after that, but I've still got 23 more songs that I care about than I had in 2020.

 

[Alias #23]

Some of you are just incredibly uncultured and quite frankly dreadful and it really shows.

 

[GinAg (39)]

 

[ButterTart]

I think I'm rooting for a French win unless Sweden do the right thing tonight.

 

[Kratz]

 

[Dark Carnival]

Marking myself out as PRO-CONAN and ANTI-BRIVIDI

HEY SIS

 

[Dark Carnival]

I don't understand why people think there aren't any bangers this year - Czechia and Norway are GREAT.