Eurovision 2022: THE FINAL (20:00 BST)

[straightorbroken]

He looks like one half of that Barbra Steisand X Factor double act many years and drugs down the line.

 

[supermassive]

Who was that man

 

[Rita]

Penny wise with a lovely torso.

 

[ButterTart]

Here they come

 

[BoysForSeles]

Is he trying to look like Pennywise from It?

I thought of It straightaway too

 

[Nancy]

He should suck on a balloon in the middle 8 and then sing really high pitched.

 

[lolly]

This is so fucking tepid

 

[Rita]

I quite LIKE this. It’s certainly one that I will remember.

 

[straightorbroken]

Nice of Bianca Del Rio to lend them her current staging props.

 

[win_the_game]

This is sounding a bit limp for the token rock entry of the night

 

[straightorbroken]

Did the male stripper one get through?

 

[Nancy]

I remember In The Shadows from about 2018.

 

[BoysForSeles]

It’s so annoying trying to watch this with Orange bands playing outside. I might post live footage for fans of the genre.

 

[straightorbroken]

Uh the Danes are out and out (and also out) rock too Graham! unless they are out (of the competition)?

 

[Rita]

Come on it was better than PORTUGAL

 

[dmlaw]

Oh, I’m not drunk enough for Switzerland.

 

[Madíson]

Underwhelming so far.

 

[lolly]

Come on it was better than PORTUGAL

NO IT FUCKING WASN'T

 

[Apoca]

The Rasmus sounded DIRE vocally.

 

[dmlaw]

Did the male stripper one get through?

No. The voters liked Australia more.

 

[lolly]

Oh do we HAVE to do this?

 

[BoysForSeles]

I remember In The Shadows from about 2018.

Try 2004 if you want to be depressed.

 

[Apoca]

Portugal was BEAUTIFUL.

Off to the loo during Switzerland.

 

[Nancy]

@Rita .... go for a cig. You won't like this one.

 

[Beverley]

He strangely looks worse on camera than when I saw him perform at the Eurovillage

 

[Rita]

Who does he sound like?

 

[dmlaw]

I hope that Marius cries. Because he’s just had acid SQUIRTED IN HIS FACE.

 

[lolly]

How did he look at James Newman last year and think 'I know, I'll do black pleather!'

 

[straightorbroken]

No. The voters liked Australia more.

That's probably set the Danes back further than Whigfield not getting through with her unforgettable Boys and Girls or whatever it was called.

 

[Nancy]

Who does he sound like?

Sounds like a singer called Marius Bear.

 

[Sheena]

He looks like he's in a NAFNAF jacket

 

[Sheena]

TERRIBLE

 

[Kratz]

Is his voice like that on purpose?

 

[Rita]

Did this QUALIFY? Or does it get through automatically like the UK. If the former, WTF!?

 

[Alias #23]

The Rasmus sounded DIRE vocally.

Isn’t that just HOW HE SINGS?

I LIKED IT

 

[win_the_game]

Luckily we'll never have to hear that again.

 

[straightorbroken]

Gastric bypass Rik Waller should be stoned off stage.

 

[dmlaw]

How did he look at James Newman last year and think 'I know, I'll do black pleather!'

Didn’t even take the styrofoam trumpets off our hands.

 

[Saltwater]

The only one so far that gives me nothing

 

[lolly]

DISGUSTING