Eurovision 2022: THE FINAL (20:00 BST)

[Star]

Based on the recap and what I’ve already seen

1. Portugal
2. UK
3. Netherlands
4. Armenia
5. Belgium

Belgium and Armenia?!?!

 

[Cerro de Casa]

12 Sweden
10 Spain
08 United Kingdom
07 France
06 Italy
05 Romania
04 Netherlands
03 Armenia
02 Azerbaijan
01 Finland

 

[Funky]

Also: that Italy song is fucking AWFUL! What a RACKET!

 

[straightorbroken]

The Italian Harry Styles?

 

[Star]

The wine is finished. FORTUNATELY, THERE’S ANOTHER BOTTLE.

Same for me, but glass rather than bottle. It was Kylie rosè though

 

[dmlaw]

Belgium and Armenia?!?!

They’re both alright, just not suited for this environment. Bit like funky, really.

 

[Ellie]

Love this!

 

[dmlaw]

I do love Maneskin. Such a deserving winner.

 

[straightorbroken]

Smells like teen Fleur East sax spirit.

 

[Nancy]

Imagine the show we'll put on next year if we win!

 

[straightorbroken]

Who was it that was asking what happened to Richey Edwards the other week?

 

[Dark Carnival]

12 Spain
10 France
8 Sweden
7 Netherlands
6 Portugal
5 Armenia
4 Estonia
3 Czech
2 Iceland
1 Serbia

 

[ButterTart]

Our combined votes:

12 UK
10 Czech Republic
08 France
07 Finland
06 Serbia
05 Romania
04 Spain
03 Sweden
02 Norway
01 Greece

 

[Beverley]

Awww the weepy Jesus one is all dressed up

 

[bypass]

i'm a tad emotional...and nine tads drunk.

We really couldn't have asked for anything else guys!

 

[Peekaboo]

Maneskin working with Max Martin? Whatever happened to LONG LIVE ROCK AND ROLL

 

[COB]

To tide you over during the sure to be interminable interval, please keep the following in your back pocket to be deployed at a moment of maximum boredom:

It comes fully vetted and approved by @Alias #23!

 

[Ellie]

OUCH. He looks like he’s in serious pain there.

 

[ManicKangaroo]

12 Spain: Chanel – SloMo
10 Lithuania: Monika Liu – Sentimentai
8 Romania: WRS – Llámame
(United Kingdom: Sam Ryder – SPACE MAN)
7 Sweden: Cornelia Jakobs – Hold Me Closer
6 Czech Republic: We Are Domi – Lights Off
5 Moldova: Zdob şi Zdub & Advahov Brothers – Trenulețul
4 Estonia: Stefan – Hope
3 Finland: The Rasmus – Jezebel
2 Belgium: Jérémie Makiese – Miss You
1 Armenia: Rosa Linn – Snap

 

[straightorbroken]

Take it back, they look more like Daniela Nardini.

 

[Rita]

Has the lead singer INJURED HIMSELF?

 

[lolly]

Imagine the show we'll put on next year if we win!

I'm fingering Chris and Rosie Ramsey

 

[wildchild]

Is there seriously not going to be a performance by Sabrina Salerno?

 

[Kratz]

Can our @Kevin explain want this is?

 

[SDF]

Why are so many of you giving points to Romania?!

 

[straightorbroken]

Oh bonjiorno drummer

 

[Rita]

Is OUR NANCE off to bed?

 

[dmlaw]

Maneskin working with Max Martin? Whatever happened to LONG LIVE ROCK AND ROLL

Modern rock has always been REALLY QUITE CAMP.

 

[COB]

Is OUR NANCE off to bed?

Vegan surprise might be repeating on him

 

[supermassive]

The coke sniffles

 

[Alias #23]

Oh God it’s like a trilogy of horrendous stress. Part 1 is over now R SAM didn’t get it at all wrong and we have PARTS 2 (in multiple instalments) AND 3 with the spilt voting

 

[Nancy]

Is OUR NANCE off to bed?

I'm staying up late especially!

 

[win_the_game]

12 Romania
10 Sweden
08 Serbia
07 Portugal
06 Netherlands
05 Greece
04 Lithuania
03 United Kingdom
02 Azerbaijan
01 Czech Republic

 

[Peekaboo]

Modern rock has always been REALLY QUITE CAMP.

What does that have anything to do with MAX MARTIN?!! The most GENERIQUE of pop rent-a-writers.

 

[Star]

Why are so many of you giving points to Romania?!

It grew on me! Unlike my neighbours

 

[Rita]

COKED UP AND INCAPACITATED or not he is a FANTASTIC FRONTMAN and beautiful too.

 

[SDF]

What’s going on with the betting? I just seen you can’t place a bet on Estonia on paddy power

 

[Rita]

What’s going on with the betting? I just seen you can’t place a bet on Estonia on paddy power

Can you put a bet on SAMMY?

 

[rhythmbandit]

Oh god we still have a Mika medley to sit through.

 

[dmlaw]

What does that have anything to do with MAX MARTIN?!! The most GENERIQUE of pop rent-a-writers.

Yes. With a rock performance over the top. You’re not meant to say it, but it’s actually fairly standard.