Eurovision 2023 REHEARSALS TOPIC

[Lucille]

No press allowed so it’s time to SPECULATE WILDLY on the RUMOURS, CONJECTURE and LEAKS

Today’s line-up!

 

[Lucille]

Praying there’s some big-mouthed twink on the staff willing to RISK IT ALL so we have something to chat about for the next week other than our highlights from the Montaigne discography.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Like I would believe for ONE second that gays won’t infiltrate this event and leak stuff!

 

[GinAg (39)]

WILL LOREEN BE ABLE TO RISK BEING CRUSHED?

 

[Lucille]

Omg Loreen is today, the RUMBLINGS ARE that the screen WILL BE INVOLVED and it’s even more technically complex than the Melfest perf.

 

[Kratz]

There will definitely be some mouthy gay in at least one delegation who can’t wait to TELL ALL for the social cache and one-up-manship.

‘Well, as an official delegatee, I’m not really at liberty to say…’

 

[Lucille]

Who’s already in town and willing to do a DEEP DIVE at the New Brighton sauna?

 

[Lucille]

Who’s already in town and willing to do a DEEP DIVE at the New Brighton sauna?

TIME TO STEP UP @funky

 

[Dark Carnival]

There will definitely be some mouthy gay in at least one delegation who can’t wait to TELL ALL for the social cache and one-up-manship.

‘Well, as an official delegatee, I’m not really at liberty to say…’

Omg that’s @Kala

 

[Soldi]

Am I going to have to download bloody TikTok again?

 

[Lucille]

Omg that’s @Kala

She’s been exiled to a GAY BUNGALOW COMPLEX

 

[Lucille]

Am I going to have to download bloody TikTok again?

Worst GEN Zer ever!

 

[Lucille]

Soldi you can’t expect dub to be our only YOUTH CORRESPONDENT.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Am I going to have to download bloody TikTok again?

If you find something, be a dear and post it here

 

[Soldi]

Soldi you can’t expect dub to be our only YOUTH CORRESPONDENT.

To be fair, I did give in an downloaded BeReal

 

[Dark Carnival]

Soldi you can’t expect dub to be our only YOUTH CORRESPONDENT.

She’s not even a MILLENNIAL!

(Yeah I listened to the podcast )

 

[Lucille]

She’s a GERIATRIC MILLENIAL!

 

[Lucille]

Millennial coded AT LEAST.

 

[Dark Carnival]

To be fair, I did give in an downloaded BeReal

I KNOW what BeReal is, I really expect you to come up with app names we’ve never heard before! Worst GEN Zer ever!

 

[Dark Carnival]

Millennial coded AT LEAST.

Millennial ADJACENT

 

[Lucille]

So are we getting the DREADED TIK-TOK clips of first rehearsals?!?

 

[Soldi]

She’s not even a MILLENNIAL!

(Yeah I listened to the podcast )

What PODCAST?

 

[Dark Carnival]

 

[Soldi]

OH!

 

[Lucille]

Do GEN Z listen to podcasts or are they too busy dancing for BLORG-COINS on the FLURP APP?

 

[Soldi]

I KNOW what BeReal is, I really expect you to come up with app names we’ve never heard before! Worst GEN Zer ever!

 

[Lucille]

ALLESANDRA will be stumbling onto the stage in 20 MINUTES!

 

[D5K]

Do we need to make this thread live for the next week?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Do GEN Z listen to podcasts or are they too busy dancing for BLORG-COINS on the FLURP APP?

Oh Lucy, not BOOMERISM

 

[Lucille]

Oh Lucy, not BOOMERISM

Soldi too busy inventing pro-nouns to listen to dub’s podcast. SAD!

 

[Soldi]

Soldi too busy inventing pro-nouns to listen to dub’s podcast. SAD!

LIES! I do listen to dUb’s podcast!

 

[Soldi]

Live blog: https://eurovision.tv/live-blog-sunday-30-april

Norway similar to MGP.

 

[GNL]

Malta have FIVE DOGS

(presumably not on stage)

 

[Lucille]

But are they SEXY?

 

[GNL]

But are they SEXY?

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Absolutely not.

 

[dmlaw]

Malta have FIVE DOGS

(presumably not on stage)

If they do have five dogs on stage, does that count towards the number of performers allowed? Because, if not, loophole!

 

[Lucille]

So you’re telling me we could put 200 dogs on the stage?

 

[Lucille]

PICS

 

[Lucille]

The rotating stage elements work

 

[D5K]